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happens way more then one thinks...

I had about 8 threesomes planned.. where the girls agreed.. but i didnt have a car..(was 18-20 years old back then) :bryan:

came to fruition when i was 21.. had the car :jawalrus:..


when the girls are over 20 they get careful for their reputation and they stop.. but if your hit on the young 18 to 20.. then you can live in threesome lands... granted you have a decent car and somewhere not too public with easy access...

sometime i hop on msn messenger just to read the names of those i missed :why:

why wasnt i born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
 

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:whoa: one of them "hoes" is my wife. I fukk her all the time, but no I wouldn't fukk the other girl again.

I'm currently married and we moved to LA on a dream. So did a girl I used to work with and we're all one big happy family, going out, helping each other etc. We've thrown around plenty of threesome jokes and drink together all the time. Help :leostare:
 

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I pulled a legit threesome off once and I'ma tell you how I did it. I called both and told each that the other wants to chill with the 2 of us. They were both like :why: and then I was like :wtf:I dunno either, fucc is wrong with her? :lolbron:

Then we got drunk and it just happened man. And it aint even about satisfying two females, it's all fun n games. I felt like a genius tho. :russ:

:ohhh:

*takes notes*
 

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I'm currently married and we moved to LA on a dream. So did a girl I used to work with and we're all one big happy family, going out, helping each other etc. We've thrown around plenty of threesome jokes and drink together all the time. Help :leostare:

:russ:
 

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i had two different experiences.

the first was with this chick i met at the club, we got back to her place and started getting freaky in the kitchen and her housemate came out. she didn't realize the housemate was there and got all embarrassed, the housemate jokingly said "can i join in", and i said "hell yeah" with a quickness and looked back at the first chick, she said she never did it and i told her its cool. so we hit the bedroom and pretty much the second chick helped me fukk the first chick. i fukked both but aside from getting head by both at once, most of the action centred on the first chick. we did it two other times but after that they kinda fell out and the first chick moved house but i stayed sticking the second chick for a while.

the second experience was these two chicks i knew at university and we worked together too. they was cool with each other, they seemed like friends, we was talking one day and the subject came up and i asked if they ever had a threesome, and they both was like "no, have you?", i told em yeah and after some talk convinced them to give it a go, so we set up a time at my place, they came over, we got into it but they weren't into each other so much as they just took turns on me, it was kinda like just fukking them both separately but they were both present. it wasn't like with the other chicks where we all rubbed each other and had this crazy freak shyt going on. These girls barely touched each other.

basically, if you gonna do it, dont worry about trying to please them, they are there to please you. if you bust, let them go at it for a minute and suit up again.
 

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I was 19 working part time at burlington coat factory and going to college. At Burlington there was this bad ass ethiopian bytch named Julia that aaalll the dudes in there was thirsty for, but i always ignored her. One day im at the register and she creeps up behind me and says "why dont you speak to me you don't like me"?

I was shocked cause she was light brown skinned thick with a small waist and the phattest ass...:whew: long story short got the number fukked the next day. A month goes by and im fukking the shyt out this fine ass girl regularly so she tells me she wants to double date with her best friend who's also ethiopian i say cool she says "shes going to probably like you she's a flirt".

We get to her homegirls house and maaaan...:lawd: this bytch was even finer than Julia the one im fukking i mean model fine slim with some nice perky ass titties and brownskinned...bytch had on a halter top no bra that said flirt.

We sat and watched a wack ass movie for about an hr and it was time to bounce... i go and get my coat out of this room and Her friend Maggie follows..she stared at me put my coat on and then i said "nice shirt so your a flirt huh?" she said "yep" so i walked up to her and kissed her fine ass...i shyt you not Julia walks in and closes the door behind her and starts taking off her clothes and my young dumb ass proceeds to raw dog the shyt out these fine african princesses.

Nobody could tell me shyt after that:bryan: i ended up fukking both of them for a few months with each others blessing until one day Julia caught feelings and wanted a relationship....i miss them:to::to:

You from DC or Toronto area?? sounds like you in an Ethiopian heavy community??

Only had one Ethiopian...but she was with a South African friend...the South African ended up fuccking with this white cat, but if I had them to myself...it would have have been African Renaissance in there... :wow:

Only once.....dated this chick....she was older than me from the Caribbean near the end of my Sr year in college....she always talked about other girls and I had heard she liked chicks.....basically her friend was home one day I stopped by and we had drinks...and it was a royal rumble....shocking actually to see another woman go down on another woman in real life versus a movie for the first time......

Had me stone cold in awe.... ....:dwillhuh: :ohhh:

It was actually her idea, I dropped a hint about it and she str8 up told me her and her best friend experimented a time or 2 and she'd be down for a threesome. Then one weekend me and her were doin on weekend thing, we had a hotel room in manhattan and her bf tagged along. We came back from the club drunk and rollin, her friend passed out on the bed as soon as we got there, I bought it up to see if she was serious and she hopped on top of ol girl and they started tonguin each other down, I watched for a few seconds then slowly made my way over to the bed to join in, one thing led to another and the rest is history.

Almost the exact same situation the second time, same chick and her friend, except this time her homegirl kicked it off, we was comin back from the club and out of nowhere she started tellin my chick how good she was gone go down on her when we got to the room


:dead: at the imagery of you tiptoeing over to the bed to avoid disturbing the flow....


xxskelwalk.gif
 

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Sounds like OP is tryna get into the threesome game. In my case I had one bottom bytch who liked girls. That shyt gets you really far in the process. She has brought me p*ssy home in the middle of the night.

Either way: the main thing is confidence. You gotta tell them to get they ass in that room NOW. shyt like that. Overall you get further when you can be somewhat demanding, but with the threesome you have to overcome some serious objections. You don't want to get into details just "sit down right here. Give her a kiss" If you're convincing they'll obey.
 

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I mentioned it in another thread...had one(and only :shaq2:) St. Patricks day wknd this year with my ex and her friend...we were drunk as fuk coming from a party, me and my ex had a hotel room..her friend was too drunk and broke to take a cab home so she came back to the room with us, and the rest is history.
 

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Sounds like OP is tryna get into the threesome game. In my case I had one bottom bytch who liked girls. That shyt gets you really far in the process. She has brought me p*ssy home in the middle of the night.

Either way: the main thing is confidence. You gotta tell them to get they ass in that room NOW. shyt like that. Overall you get further when you can be somewhat demanding, but with the threesome you have to overcome some serious objections. You don't want to get into details just "sit down right here. Give her a kiss" If you're convincing they'll obey.

Man this what i need. :ohlawd:
 
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I hit 3 somes all the time with my wife..aint nothing like getting head from two bytches,busting in they face,and watching them tongue kiss with your nut.........or banging on out from the back while she eats p*ssy..or eatting p*ssy while u get ur dikk sucked...or munching on two fat asses while they on top of each other............. bi women >
 
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You from DC or Toronto area?? sounds like you in an Ethiopian heavy community??

Only had one Ethiopian...but she was with a South African friend...the South African ended up fuccking with this white cat, but if I had them to myself...it would have have been African Renaissance in there... :wow:

Only once.....dated this chick....she was older than me from the Caribbean near the end of my Sr year in college....she always talked about other girls and I had heard she liked chicks.....basically her friend was home one day I stopped by and we had drinks...and it was a royal rumble....shocking actually to see another woman go down on another woman in real life versus a movie for the first time......

Had me stone cold in awe.... ....:dwillhuh: :ohhh:




:dead: at the imagery of you tiptoeing over to the bed to avoid disturbing the flow....


xxskelwalk.gif


WORD! I was stuck the first time I saw it happen in person..
 
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