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Threesomes
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Silver Surfer
Veteran
not really...they were alert...just tired and high from clubbing all night
Super TD Jakes
Banned
gotta have stamina, heart was racin' like hell afterwards....
but i got crazy stamina though
Tommy Knocks
retired
Been in 3. One was in Brazil (where it's common) My boy set it up, lil pretty boy, he had ladies on deck, they were his friends and he was being a brazilian host :martel: out there sex is like kissing so 
. I was 23, so stamina wasn't an issue.
The other was in the Philippines with some old students
Wasn't against company policy since they were EX-students, and I had already moved on to another class. They came over, I smashed one, then the other. all while they were in the same room. I don't know why people talk about stamina, you can bust up to like 3 nuts (some claim 4 and 5 but I haven't gone up that high). The first girl was doing 360s on my dikk when she was riding 
The other one was back in the U.S but I don't want to talk about it. I had a cold and was high on tussin and wine, later found out it was premeditated.
. I was 23, so stamina wasn't an issue. The other was in the Philippines with some old students
Wasn't against company policy since they were EX-students, and I had already moved on to another class. They came over, I smashed one, then the other. all while they were in the same room. I don't know why people talk about stamina, you can bust up to like 3 nuts (some claim 4 and 5 but I haven't gone up that high). The first girl was doing 360s on my dikk when she was riding The other one was back in the U.S but I don't want to talk about it. I had a cold and was high on tussin and wine, later found out it was premeditated.
That's why I like chilling with women who like women 
Came close to having one a couple of times....
First time I was messing with this chick and her friend was feeling me too. The girl I was messing with just randomly brought up that her friend wanted to fukk me...I was like let's make it happen and she was down to do it until it come down to it and backed out.
Another time, it was my GF. Once again she had a friend that was feeling me and some how we got on the topic of threesomes and her friend said she was down. Another one of her friends was down too so it would've been 3 girls to me. Once again I'm like so the day it's suppose to happen 2 of em pick me up, the other one gets picked up later on that night and we go to a house....unknown to me is that it was other dudes there....needless to say I didn't have a threesome....
First time I was messing with this chick and her friend was feeling me too. The girl I was messing with just randomly brought up that her friend wanted to fukk me...I was like
let's make it happen and she was down to do it until it come down to it and backed out.Another time, it was my GF. Once again she had a friend that was feeling me and some how we got on the topic of threesomes and her friend said she was down. Another one of her friends was down too so it would've been 3 girls to me. Once again I'm like
so the day it's suppose to happen 2 of em pick me up, the other one gets picked up later on that night and we go to a house....unknown to me is that it was other dudes there....needless to say I didn't have a threesome....
never had one and since im in a relationship now i dont see one happening in my immediate future...the closest i got to one (MFF variety) was when i was messing with an older chick about 2006ish..i hit her up one night for some p*ssy..she said she had her friend over and they were chillin..and im like "oh aight..ill hit you later then"...then she was like "let me see if she wants to have some fun"...im like 
.on my cell sweatin and mad anxious as she went to talk to her friend..im thinking this is gonna happen
...im gonna need to get some ginseng beforehand
..after about 3 mins she came back like my friend is tired and not in the mood..im like fukk!!! 
..now i should have just asked to come over anyways and maybe i could have had something popped off but my focus wasn't right
now the MMF variety i got asked plenty of times to be part of those from my homegirl
...she had a thing about wanting to be double teamed by 2 dudes and she stayed wanting me to ask someone i knew to join in....not my type of hype brehs
.on my cell sweatin and mad anxious as she went to talk to her friend..im thinking this is gonna happen...im gonna need to get some ginseng beforehand..after about 3 mins she came back like my friend is tired and not in the mood..im like fukk!!! ..now i should have just asked to come over anyways and maybe i could have had something popped off but my focus wasn't rightnow the MMF variety i got asked plenty of times to be part of those from my homegirl
...she had a thing about wanting to be double teamed by 2 dudes and she stayed wanting me to ask someone i knew to join in....not my type of hype brehs
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
nikkas gonna think I'm 
with this post, but I been in about 4 threesome (of the ffm version), been in sex parties/orgies, etc. I be drunk as hell when I fall into them shyts.
The 3somes are too much to detail from the phone right now but at AGP (Atlanta Greek Picnic) you can fall into a nice hetero only sex party very easily if you in the right frat and chapter. Chicks will straight up buss it open in group fashions if they know your chapter pledged hard and they think your boys look nice. They keep them functions on the extreme low though. Probably shouldn't be posting that.
I've also had LBs and friends find girls for dikk sucking parties and chicks really be down for that shyt too. Me and my LBs went to visit another school's chapter once. Got there and them nikkas had hoes on deck for everyone already.
Imma miss college. Imma try to remember to post about the threesomes later.
with this post, but I been in about 4 threesome (of the ffm version), been in sex parties/orgies, etc. I be drunk as hell when I fall into them shyts. The 3somes are too much to detail from the phone right now but at AGP (Atlanta Greek Picnic) you can fall into a nice hetero only sex party very easily if you in the right frat and chapter. Chicks will straight up buss it open in group fashions if they know your chapter pledged hard and they think your boys look nice. They keep them functions on the extreme low though. Probably shouldn't be posting that.
I've also had LBs and friends find girls for dikk sucking parties and chicks really be down for that shyt too. Me and my LBs went to visit another school's chapter once. Got there and them nikkas had hoes on deck for everyone already.
Imma miss college. Imma try to remember to post about the threesomes later.
This fourth page is straight COMEDY ..
I almost had one. Twice. The first time woulda been an accident and it was my fault for not pushing .. long story stupid short .. had a club night .. came back .. my girl's friend was a freak .. and admitted it all the time .. didn't mind one night stands didn't mind givin head all the b.s
...
i was drunk feelin on my girl (at the time) and her friend said she wanted to watch us Fukk ..
soo ... Im gettin my dikk sukked while her friend is literally right there watching ... and telling her to go harder
and she even at one point pushed her head .....
i turn her around and hit it . and her friend is smacking her ass while i hit it
....
now where i fukked up is simple ..... i didn't .. at any point tell the other girl to stop frontin and just join in ... why? because i was scared of what my girl at the time would think and how it would affect the relationship ...
ohhh im a dumbass .... that may have been the most PRIME opportunity of my LIFE and I MYSELF blew it ..
2nd chance i had was blown by my girl (the same girl who is now my ex im proud to say
) ...... Same deal ... this time it was HER idea.. long story super short i found a third chick .(Fine ass model chick) and the day its about to go down she literally changes her mind an hour before the meet date ... talkin bout some "I can't do it, your gonna want her more than me" or some stupid shyt that females say ... 
Anywho ... im still on the prowl... im single now and doin WTF i want so let's pray, shall we gentlemen?
I almost had one. Twice. The first time woulda been an accident and it was my fault for not pushing .. long story stupid short .. had a club night .. came back .. my girl's friend was a freak .. and admitted it all the time .. didn't mind one night stands didn't mind givin head all the b.s
... i was drunk feelin on my girl (at the time) and her friend said she wanted to watch us Fukk ..
soo ... Im gettin my dikk sukked while her friend is literally right there watching ... and telling her to go harder
and she even at one point pushed her head .....i turn her around and hit it . and her friend is smacking her ass while i hit it
.... now where i fukked up is simple ..... i didn't .. at any point tell the other girl to stop frontin and just join in ... why? because i was scared of what my girl at the time would think and how it would affect the relationship ...
ohhh im a dumbass .... that may have been the most PRIME opportunity of my LIFE and I MYSELF blew it ..2nd chance i had was blown by my girl (the same girl who is now my ex im proud to say
) ...... Same deal ... this time it was HER idea.. long story super short i found a third chick .(Fine ass model chick) and the day its about to go down she literally changes her mind an hour before the meet date ... talkin bout some "I can't do it, your gonna want her more than me" or some stupid shyt that females say ... Anywho ... im still on the prowl... im single now and doin WTF i want so let's pray, shall we gentlemen?
My favorite ones in particular were the ones I had during the summer time of 2006. I was managing a club in Atlanta and I meet this girl. We go out to South Beach Bistro the next night and she says her homegirl was gonna try to talk to me first but she told her to wait while she got a drink. She actually pulled a snake move while her girl was waiting and came over to me first. All I'm thinking during this convo is that her girl wanted the dikk too. At some point that night she said that I asked if she hooked up with girls before (I don't even remember asking, thinking it yeah, but not asking). She said yeah. I wanna know this came about and who with. She says "well it was with Ashley (her homey)" and I'm like She said she can't with just a girl, her ex boyfriend was there. I'm like "Oh yeah you don't say huh?" Apparently her and Ash weren't cool in New Orleans because she stole Ash's dude but he had some playa in him and pulled the hat trick with them. When they left for Atlanta due to Katrina, they didn't know anyone else but each other so was fake-cool.
She stayed in the burbs and usually crashed at Ashley's who lived by me in buckhead behind ESPNzone. I take mental notes as she described the times they smashed and never brought it up again. Fast forward to Ash's bday and during that time she heard us fukking a few times and she joked about it and walked in mid-stroke at one point (it was her bed). Anyways we all go out to Bodytap and get fukked up. Cab it back to the house and I'm like "I'm crashing here tonight but fukk the couch I'm too big for that bytch. Tell Ash she better make space in the bed for me too (they sleep together when she there)" Ash say cool. They both already laying down looking at me as I take my shirt and tie off and I'm like "must not take middle of bed, too obvious" Shorty in the middle and I can't go to sleep so my hands go to work on her when she hazy. She like "
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....
...
...
Stop! Ashley is right here wtf." I'm like girl you talking like you want me to stop but you still grinding your ass on me this very moment . She get quiet with the 
face so I slow stroke it from the side. Now remember she in the middle and now she's facing Ashley trying to keep her head under the pillow. No good. I need them breathing on each other to execute my plan. She's getting there and telling me to pull back cause she don't want to make noise and wake her up. I'm like "Man Ash not sleep yo (guessing my ass off but I gotta be confident in my mission). She just pump faking." She like "No she's sleep." I say "Touch her face, I bet her cheeks aren't cold and they should be if she sleeping without being under the covers." "I'm not touching her face nikka with?" At this point, if I can't get this girl to touch her face its all a no-go. So I go deep and say "Just see." She goes "...*puts hand on her cheek*...Its warm." I'm like...
She said she can't with just a girl, her ex boyfriend was there. I'm like "Oh yeah you don't say huh?" Apparently her and Ash weren't cool in New Orleans because she stole Ash's dude but he had some playa in him and pulled the hat trick with them. When they left for Atlanta due to Katrina, they didn't know anyone else but each other so was fake-cool. She stayed in the burbs and usually crashed at Ashley's who lived by me in buckhead behind ESPNzone. I take mental notes as she described the times they smashed and never brought it up again. Fast forward to Ash's bday and during that time she heard us fukking a few times and she joked about it and walked in mid-stroke at one point (it was her bed). Anyways we all go out to Bodytap and get fukked up. Cab it back to the house and I'm like "I'm crashing here tonight but fukk the couch I'm too big for that bytch. Tell Ash she better make space in the bed for me too (they sleep together when she there)" Ash say cool. They both already laying down looking at me as I take my shirt and tie off and I'm like
"must not take middle of bed, too obvious" Shorty in the middle and I can't go to sleep so my hands go to work on her when she hazy. She like "............. Stop! Ashley is right here wtf." I'm like girl you talking like you want me to stop but you still grinding your ass on me this very moment . She get quiet with the face so I slow stroke it from the side. Now remember she in the middle and now she's facing Ashley trying to keep her head under the pillow. No good. I need them breathing on each other to execute my plan. She's getting there and telling me to pull back cause she don't want to make noise and wake her up. I'm like "Man Ash not sleep yo (guessing my ass off but I gotta be confident in my mission). She just pump faking." She like "No she's sleep." I say "Touch her face, I bet her cheeks aren't cold and they should be if she sleeping without being under the covers." "I'm not touching her face nikka with?" At this point, if I can't get this girl to touch her face its all a no-go. So I go deep and say "Just see." She goes "...*puts hand on her cheek*...Its warm." I'm like...
Me:Ashley (whisper)...
Ashley:....
Me:...
Shorty: Wtf are you doing? Stop...
Me:...
Shorty:...
Me:...kiss her...
Shorty:...???
Me:...
Shorty:...
...*barely kisses her nose*
Ashely:...
Shorty:...
Me:...
Got it the fukk in. Finished up about 5am, looked at these two stretched out, took two steps out the bed and my damn leg almost buckled. Looked at them again like
, laid my ass back down and left a voicemail for the office saying Im not feeling well, I'll be in late or not at all. Ashley called off from Shout, shorty checked in at home, I turned my phone off and we all knocked out. Woke up about 2pm. They sent my ass to Waffle House for a food run. It started raining, got dark as hell by the time I got back with food. Noticed they'd showered, cleaned up BUT was BACK under the covers and I knew...this not gonna be a one time thing. We rode the whole summer out together every night almost until I went to LA and they went back to NO.
Ashley:....
Me:...
Shorty: Wtf are you doing? Stop...
Me:...
Shorty:...
Me:...kiss her...
Shorty:...???
Me:...
Shorty:...
...*barely kisses her nose*Ashely:...
Shorty:...
Me:...
Got it the fukk in. Finished up about 5am, looked at these two stretched out, took two steps out the bed and my damn leg almost buckled. Looked at them again like
, laid my ass back down and left a voicemail for the office saying Im not feeling well, I'll be in late or not at all. Ashley called off from Shout, shorty checked in at home, I turned my phone off and we all knocked out. Woke up about 2pm. They sent my ass to Waffle House for a food run. It started raining, got dark as hell by the time I got back with food. Noticed they'd showered, cleaned up BUT was BACK under the covers and I knew...this not gonna be a one time thing. We rode the whole summer out together every night almost until I went to LA and they went back to NO.
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
^^^ This guy here ..... if not .... a whole summer??
.... a whole summer?? 
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i never had a threesome, but i swear if i were to have one, i'd have one chick suck my d-ck, and the other chick tossin my salad. striaght up yo
i literally just had one..like last weekend. both hoes had nice bodies but they faces wasn't that hot...so basically i hooked up with one chick at the bar and she tells me her an her girl down to get freaky together in front of me.. so we get back to their spot and im gettin head within like 5 secs.. so i start hittin shawty from the back and her girl slides under her, and she start eatin her out both hoes were drunk as fukk so everything was a go!.. im hittin shawty from the back, she cums then had to go the bathroom so her friend layin there on the bed givin me the eyes, so i slide my finger right in it, and she weeeeet as hell... so i climb right in it.. start hittin it til i bust.. only problem i guess she started her period that day cus when i get to the bathroom, rubber has this brownish/red shyt on it... i come back and ask the ho, she shrugs like i guess i just started.. smh.. but beyond that shyt was lovely.. definitely late night hoes.. only time you seein them is after 1am
both hoes were drunk as fukk so everything was a go!.. im hittin shawty from the back, she cums then had to go the bathroom so her friend layin there on the bed givin me the eyes, so i slide my finger right in it, and she weeeeet as hell... so i climb right in it.. start hittin it til i bust.. only problem i guess she started her period that day cus when i get to the bathroom, rubber has this brownish/red shyt on it... i come back and ask the ho, she shrugs like i guess i just started.. smh.. but beyond that shyt was lovely.. definitely late night hoes.. only time you seein them is after 1am