Tiffan Haddish Arrested for DUI... Again

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She and Kevin Hart called Katt a crackhead on the radio for him saying this usually nice to look at, but barely funny bytch could barely walk the line of being a funny comedianne much less make a memorable joke that wasn't rooted in bedwenching and ratchet humour, akin to Amy Shchumer and look at her now.
Drunk and flipping out at baseball shows. Kevin Hart mad people getting tired of his little man schtick, bytches boiling Brocoli on the air waves getting fired and pulling guns, while Katt got an Emmy/Tony/whatever while holding works none of the 3 joke telling b*stards could ever top.

Bless her heart, and fukk her at the same time.​
 

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As long as the key is in the ignition.







Mama rolling that body

when I was like 21, I was shytfaced and I knew I couldn't drive so I hopped in my passenger seat in the parking lot and put the seat back so I could sleep it off for a while. this was way before uber came out, and the police rolled up on me and damn near tried to arrest me. I wasn't doing shyt but sleeping in my passenger seat. yeah I was fukked up, but I most certainly wasn't trying to operate a motor vehicle.
 
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If your keys are anywhere within reach if you’re inside the vehicle.

I almost caught one years ago. After the club it was raining like crazy and I was too drunk. I already knew the game so put my keys in a bush.

Cop knocked on my window, made me blow and said I “give me the keys you’re under arrest for DUI”. I said i don’t have the keys and you can look. He spent about 20 minutes looking for the keys before he gave up. I was legally parked so there was nothing he could do.

But yes you can def get A DUI for a non moving car

That's actually smart :ehh:
 

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If your keys are anywhere within reach if you’re inside the vehicle.

I almost caught one years ago. After the club it was raining like crazy and I was too drunk. I already knew the game so put my keys in a bush.

Cop knocked on my window, made me blow and said I “give me the keys you’re under arrest for DUI”. I said i don’t have the keys and you can look. He spent about 20 minutes looking for the keys before he gave up. I was legally parked so there was nothing he could do.
was he mad? :russ:
 

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She and Kevin Hart called Katt a crackhead on the radio for him saying this usually nice to look at, but barely funny bytch could barely walk the line of being a funny comedianne much less make a memorable joke that wasn't rooted in bedwenching and ratchet humour, akin to Amy Shchumer and look at her now.
Drunk and flipping out at baseball shows. Kevin Hart mad people getting tired of his little man schtick, bytches boiling Brocoli on the air waves getting fired and pulling guns, while Katt got an Emmy/Tony/whatever while holding works none of the 3 joke telling b*stards could ever top.

Bless her heart, and fukk her at the same time.​

Katt is my favorite standup comedian, but that nikka WAS wildin.
 

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She doing too much and getting into too much shyt. She gonna end up right back being a c list celebrity.
 

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Katt is my favorite standup comedian, but that nikka WAS wildin.​

Katt always wildin', but let's not act like as if Kevin Hart didn't go full Steve Harvey and started looking to hoover up 'errything the dreidel mafia was putting out there for black people in the negroe caricature section after they realized Katt Williams wasn't going to fully accept everything that comes with playing their game.

 
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