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is that really u tho?

And if it is...why is it that big of a deal that ud deny it?:yeshrug:

Who are you and why do you care about me? You tryna date me or something? Isn't it crazy how it's always someone you've never heard of who obsesses over you?
 
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She's....mehhh.....I guess u can say a strong 5.5, maybe a 6 on a good day.

Unfortunately for her I only fukk 7's and up for free, so she would have to come up outta pocket and pay a fee for this d!ck.

It's usual a $100, but if im feelin extra horny i'd be willin to bless her with some grade A semen for $50, minimum.

bytch please to all of that bullshyt. You don't even believe yourself.
 

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i hope they just simping the girl in the avi..

as far as the person behind that username

all these gifs can only mean one thing..


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Who are you and why do you care about me? You tryna date me or something? Isn't it crazy how it's always someone you've never heard of who obsesses over you?


Take that as a yes
 

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ill play along tho

no...i read this thread http://www.the-coli.com/just-buggin-out/7533-amphibious-creature-exposed.html#.UN6NbeTBF2A

and was doing investigative reporting

So basically what you're saying is you read a thread from May and spent your Friday night "investigating" a total stranger you've never met before?

I still have no idea who you are or what any of that has to do with this thread. So basically you came into a thread about a woman to admit that you've dedicated 7 months of your life into "investigating" a man on the internet?

I'd be surprised if you guys ever even touched a woman before.
 

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bytch please to all of that bullshyt. You don't even believe yourself.

Please? Are u really sittin there begging me lol...look, I would love to do u the favor but like I said, u just dont meet my free d!ck standards.

Maybe in a couple years when your body fills out and what have you, it'll be worth thinkng bout, but as long as u have the body of a pubescent white boy, the answer is no.

And no, ur lil C cups aint cutting it, u need to get some a$$ and hips on u :manny:
 

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Please? Are u really sittin there begging me lol...look, I would love to do u the favor but like I said, u just dont meet my free d!ck standards.

Maybe in a couple years when your body fills out and what have you, it'll be worth thinkng bout, but as long as u have the body of a pubescent white boy, the answer is no.

And no, ur lil C cups aint cutting it, u need to get some a$$ and hips on u :manny:

Lol. You're a fukkin dweeb. It's cute how you're talking about my body like you've seen it. Me and my "prepubescent white boy" shape are doing just fine. Thanks.
 

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Lol. You're a fukkin dweeb. It's cute how you're talking about my body like you've seen it. Me and my "prepubescent white boy" shape are doing just fine. Thanks.

U silly lil girl, I have seen ur body, how else would I know ur working with a severe case of noassatall?

While I am a lot of things, handsome, swagged up and long d!cked being a few of em, I am not a psychic.

U do the math.

Now tell me where I can find the pics of this colicolicoli chick, she seems to warrant some free d!ck, and then some.
 
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