Time travel thread. I got a different one for y'all today

[CopiousX]

you get sent back in time. Not to slavery, not to egypt, and not to 1910s Tulsa, but to 32,020bc.






You get sent back 30,000 years into the past. There are no pyramids(or egypt) yet. White people have just left the motherland and had gone into Europe 2 days before you arrived.


All you got is your cellphone at 50% and the clothes on your back. Obviously, there is no data, or reception, so all you got is what's currently stored on your phone and the most recent txts and web page you visited. You also have what little knowledge you remember from your old life.


The people look like this

And they don't speak your language.

Don't forget we still got them sabre-tooth tiger nikkas roaming the savanahs. They were the size of HORSES. Good luck

So, what's a coliBreh or Brehette's first move?

 

[old pig]

I’m dead.

 

[WaveGang]

Get some cave girl p*ssy then think about my next move

 

[CopiousX]

I’m dead.

Not necessarily. At least your feet work.


People today are a lot more athletic than we used to be. The world record 1950s 100yrd dash time used to be impressive. But nowadays, you gotta run the 1950s Olympic record time, just to get onto a highschool track team as a bench substitute.

 

[old pig]

Not necessarily. At least your feet work.


People today are a lot more athletic than we used to be. The world record 1950s 100yrd dash time used to be impressive. But nowadays, you gotta run the 1950s Olympic record time, just to get onto a highschool track team as a bench substitute.

I said I’M DEAD!

let me mourn myself in this hypothetical scenario in peace

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

you get sent back in time. Not to slavery, not to egypt, and not to 1910s Tulsa, but to 32,020bc.






You get sent back 30,000 years into the past. There are no pyramids(or egypt) yet. White people have just left the motherland and had gone into Europe 2 days before you arrived.


All you got is your cellphone at 50% and the clothes on your back. Obviously, there is no data, or reception, so all you got is what's currently stored on your phone and the most recent txts and web page you visited. You also have what little knowledge you remember from your old life.


The people look like this

And they don't speak your language.

Don't forget we still got them sabre-tooth tiger nikkas roaming the savanahs. They were the size of HORSES. Good luck

So, what's a coliBreh or Brehette's first move?

Try to teach them some arithmetic because that math dont quite check out

 

[tuckgod]

you get sent back in time. Not to slavery, not to egypt, and not to 1910s Tulsa, but to 32,020bc.






You get sent back 30,000 years into the past. There are no pyramids(or egypt) yet. White people have just left the motherland and had gone into Europe 2 days before you arrived.


All you got is your cellphone at 50% and the clothes on your back. Obviously, there is no data, or reception, so all you got is what's currently stored on your phone and the most recent txts and web page you visited. You also have what little knowledge you remember from your old life.


The people look like this

And they don't speak your language.

Don't forget we still got them sabre-tooth tiger nikkas roaming the savanahs. They were the size of HORSES. Good luck

So, what's a coliBreh or Brehette's first move?

Suicide

 

[Complexion]

I'd break em off with current common knowledge to give humanity an immense leap.

Have em rolling wheels, using herbs, bow and arrow, tools, harvesting season etc...

Then enjoy the natural vibes whilst knocking out sabre tooth tigers BJJ style because I'm an 8 feet, 8 cert, 8 figure coli breddrin with a time machine.

 

[old pig]

I'd break em off with current common knowledge to give humanity an immense leap.

Have em rolling wheels, using herbs, bow and arrow, tools, harvesting season etc...

Then enjoy the natural vibes whilst knocking out sabre tooth tigers BJJ style because I'm an 8 feet, 8 cert, 8 figure coli breddrin with a time machine.

will they listen to you??

*edit*

ok nvm just read the last line lol

 

[King Poetic]

Can I bring my cialis and viagra

 

[Luke Cage]

Get some cave girl p*ssy then think about my next move

never fails

 

[tuckgod]

Get some cave girl p*ssy then think about my next move

Imagine the smell of that

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

You wont be alive for long

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Ask the cavebrehs where the weed at.

 

[NoMorePie]

Charge my pho-


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