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Real nikkaz,beat bytches
i will make weapons & become a king after slaying those who oppose me 
Time travel thread. I got a different one for y'all today
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I’ve had thoughts about this before. Honestly death would be the better option. I saw a movie like this once and the girl got transported 1 million years in the past and was left there by herselfYou would feel completely out of place and everything you knew about the world would be gone. If you found any people they would intellectually speaking little more than an ape. This is probably why aliens don’t bother with us now. Now if you said the medieval era or antiquity, maybe, because you would still have a civilized (barely) society to live in. Being dropped off into early human history would make living in Syria look like paradise.
First move would be to find a big enough stick to try and defend myself with. Second would be to try and find a tribe before dark. If i found said tribe, i would cautiously approach on someshyt. One of three things would happen here: theyd be scared of how i looked, my voice, my language, and distance themselves/run away. Or they'd think i am a threat and kill me(stick aint going help you here). Or theyd approach me in a curious but safe manner, id slowly pull out my phone and play music, or show them the flashlight; and theyd welcome me to their tribe for the time being.
If they shunned you from their tribe and distanced themselves from you, lets be real, you will probably be dead by the next morning from some ancient poisonous insect, or random dinosaur thay we've never heard about.
If they attack you, you aint beating them all, and youre still dead
The last scenario you have their curiosity, but for how long. You can try to teach them how to build homes, but do you realistically know how to make tools from scratch to do so? You can try to teach them how to make fire, but do you know how hard that is to do without the right wood? At this point in their life they know how to hunt better than you, so whats keeping you alive right now other than your cool gadet(phone)...
With all that being said. Ill be dead within 24hrs.
You both raise some good points
. It’s almost like you have to start life over again from kindergarten. They probably look at you like you stupid whenever you mention “flying machines”. Them tribespeople gotta teach you how to be human again
.Build a boat and go sailing
Aint fukkin with them demonic creature on land
.So true. Why the fck did everything have to be so big back then
.My 6th grade science teacher told me that there’s a theory that early people did exactly what you described, @WaveWhisperer. The idea is that people may have developed webbed fingers(like ducks) because we were once amphibious. Other primates don’t have this feature. We may have ran into the water so much, trying to run away from predators; that our bodies still have the marks from it.
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Can I bring my cialis and viagra
Do you carry it around in your back pocket?
you get sent back in time. Not to slavery, not to egypt, and not to 1910s Tulsa, but to 32,020bc.
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You get sent back 30,000 years into the past. There are no pyramids(or egypt) yet. White people have just left the motherland and had gone into Europe 2 days before you arrived.
All you got is your cellphone at 50% and the clothes on your back. Obviously, there is no data, or reception, so all you got is what's currently stored on your phone and the most recent txts and web page you visited. You also have what little knowledge you remember from your old life.
The people look like this
And they don't speak your language.
Don't forget we still got them sabre-tooth tiger nikkas roaming the savanahs. They were the size of HORSES. Good luck
So, what's a coliBreh or Brehette's first move?
Make a spear. Start a farm find an attractive woman and join a tribe
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Brehs still believing the lie that ancient times weren’t advanced
there was a global civilization on Earth before the ice age
you would go back in time, and they would be looking at you like you were the savage
there was a global civilization on Earth before the ice age
you would go back in time, and they would be looking at you like you were the savage
Forget bitcoin. You gotta wait too long. You should be the first investor in “the wheel”. Do you know how many things use wheels?Take flicks for gram
Wait on bitcoin
They'll figure out what to do with them eventually. You could cut that Christopher Columbus deal for 2% of every wheel the villagers make. Then when the competition catches up, you introduce rims.
Charge 4% each. Nikkas won't know what hit them.
try not to start a plague with my super evolved germs
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due to being raised on a far superior diet i am definitely in a superior weightclass & even my passing knowledge of martial arts is world's above the flintstones
once i get a handle on the wild animal situation taking over society is finna be a breeze
me & my offspring finna have this planet in a vice tight headlock ha
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once i get a handle on the wild animal situation taking over society is finna be a breeze
me & my offspring finna have this planet in a vice tight headlock ha
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.Brehs still believing the lie that ancient times weren’t advanced
there was a global civilization on Earth before the ice age
you would go back in time, and they would be looking at you like you were the savage
I dont know about this one. Got any proof?
We know the Egyptians and Sumerians existed because they left behind huge monuments. In a similar way our own skyscrapers would take hundreds of years to decompose in Eastern cities or millenia in deserts like Phoenix or LasVegas.
If the civilization you're describing truly existed, then wouldn't there be left over evidence of it? More so because it was "global"?
Sounds like the only time we should condone pawging. Swagnificent and JBO might just save black people
My phone would likely get me branded a warlock or demon and killed. Come on, a glowing, noise making rock? Witchraft.
I'd try to blend in as best as possible. Pretend to be mute and use sign language. Maybe demonstrate skill with basic first aid and help people in order to gain acceptance. Show the usefulness of the wheel or bow. Otherwise, I'd likely die within a week due to wildlife, unless I was near some body of water where I could fish.
I'd try to blend in as best as possible. Pretend to be mute and use sign language. Maybe demonstrate skill with basic first aid and help people in order to gain acceptance. Show the usefulness of the wheel or bow. Otherwise, I'd likely die within a week due to wildlife, unless I was near some body of water where I could fish.