Time travel thread. I got a different one for y'all today

[Crayola Coyote]

I’ll die from someone sneezing

 

[Mastamimd]

Get my Senku on and invent some things

 

[YakSpiller]

Y’all nikkas hiring?

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

What good will the cell phone be, except for attracting insects the size of a Yorkie at nighttime?

What the fukk am I gonna do with a cellphone?

Memories, information stored, music and a probably futile attempt to convince them to worship you rather than kill you

 

[UberEatsDriver]

you get sent back in time. Not to slavery, not to egypt, and not to 1910s Tulsa, but to 32,020bc.






You get sent back 30,000 years into the past. There are no pyramids(or egypt) yet. White people have just left the motherland and had gone into Europe 2 days before you arrived.


All you got is your cellphone at 50% and the clothes on your back. Obviously, there is no data, or reception, so all you got is what's currently stored on your phone and the most recent txts and web page you visited. You also have what little knowledge you remember from your old life.


The people look like this

And they don't speak your language.

Don't forget we still got them sabre-tooth tiger nikkas roaming the savanahs. They were the size of HORSES. Good luck

So, what's a coliBreh or Brehette's first move?

Taking a sh*t in public.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Imagine if the script were flipped and you jumped 30K into the future?

The way humanity is headed right now they'd be as different to us as we are to the cavebrehs minus 30K...

There would be no males or females and every human would look the same.

 

[TheAnointedOne]

Crazy how being 'civilized' has made us soft.

 

[Lord_nikon]

op is on some other shyt ,,,,, nice idea/story for a netflix movie tho Breh in Time 2020

 

[CarbonBraddock]

I can make a solar phone charger, so the phone would stay up. I'd immediately begin subjugating all the mufukkas living in whatever area i landed in. After that, go out and start forming the empire of Carbon. Become a god and take humanity to levels it has never been on before. Probably take me less than a year.

edit: prb put some rims on a sabretooth tiger or some shyt, just to stunt on these dudes.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

You'd be dead in a fukking week... Animals, lack of making fire, lack of knowing what to eat and not eat, other humans killing you on sight, you having the trauma of living in the damn stone age... Actually before that... Yea you, finished

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

you having the trauma of living in the damn stone age...

this Is what most people here miss, you would suffer a mental meltdown if you found yourself in that situation

 

[T’Challa’s Heir]

Hope for a quick and relatively painless death. Assuming you can avoid being eaten, you’d starve to death within days. Our modern digestive system isn’t built for pre-historic food. And if you managed to get around that, you’d go crazy from not being able to have meaningful interactions with other humans.

 

[CopiousX]

I can make a solar phone charger, so the phone would stay up.

Interesting. This might be even better than the orange juice battery @Michael's Black Son thought up.





But be real with me. How would you even get started on solar power without silicon or an AceHardware store?