Tip for Coli Brehs on Submitting Resumes

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

ITT Tech. Friend went, but didn't graduate. Told employer he did and now they're asking for proof.

I think he got a machine operator position, its not even a it job. They just required 45 tech credits.

Suggestions?

"In 2016, ITT was being investigated by more than a dozen state attorneys general and two federal agencies for alleged fraud, deceptive marketing or steering students into predatory loans. That legal morass led an accrediting body to threaten to end its relationship with the chain, which resulted in the Education Department curtailing ITT’s access to federal student aid. Weeks later, the publicly traded company closed 137 campuses that served 35,000 students and employed 8,000 people. And days after that, the company filed for bankruptcy protection to liquidate its business".

Dept of education release - ITT’s accreditor, the Accrediting Council for Independent Colleges and Schools (ACICS) determined that ITT “is not in compliance, and is unlikely to become in compliance with [ACICS] Accreditation Criteria.”

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[Double Burger With Cheese]

ITT Tech. Friend went, but didn't graduate. Told employer he did and now they're asking for proof.

I think he got a machine operator position, its not even a it job. They just required 45 tech credits.

Suggestions?

Only 2 options: Photoshop a degree or obtain a fake one and make some fake transcripts IN A SEALED envelope with an official or official transcript stamp on it or take the L.

Now if he is to go the fake degree route, he needs to find out how they will verify it. If HR is doing the verification, it will be harder to trick them or maybe impossible depending on their method. If they on point (surprisingly a lot or not) they will contact the school for official transcripts and your boy is fukked. If HR ask for them, tell him to give them the fake transcripts. They likely won’t call and verify.

If just his boss is asking than that’s good. But you need the make sure he isn’t asking on behalf of HR. If not, you probably can show him a fake degree and be good. If he ask for the transcripts give them to him.

So depending on the aforementioned factors depends on how your boy will play it. I’m finesse king out this bytch.You gotta have a finesse game out here with these jobs if you trying to make decent money. They key is to be strategic with it, just like any other illegal thing you doing. Can’t blindly just try these folks like that. A little effort will have your finesse game on spectacular

 

[HoldThisL]

Post in OP is dumb and I do not recommend it if you are looking to apply for a real corporate job. Most HR people actually take the time to make sure those keywords are there.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Post in OP is dumb and I do not recommend it if you are looking to apply for a real corporate job. Most HR people actually take the time to make sure those keywords are there.

Somebody try this starting today and put in 10 apps and let's see how many interviews you receive.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Are y'all still getting drug tested out here?

 

[hatealot]

Are y'all still getting drug tested out here?

My job required hair sample to go back 90 days

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

My job required hair sample to go back 90 days

Hair??? wtf do you do?

 

[Maude]

What to do if a person lied about having a degree, got a job, but now need proof?

For a friend...

YouTube got good photoshop tutorials on forgery

 

[Maude]

Ok i'm not ashamed to admit that this took me a full 2 or 3 minutes to get. I get it now, but for a bit i was puzzled trying to figure out if i paste one of my past jobs and which one, and then i got it. This is a brilliant idea really.

Make sure the font of the pasted text is 1 pt.
You don't want a 3 page document with one page of material

 

[John Mexico]

bump, only because the image in the OP is dead and I'd like to see what this is all about

Color me intrigued. I was released today and I'm not going to do the hackneyed way of applying for decent jobs.