TIPS FOR TAKING DRUGS ON AIRPLANES

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Po up in a dunking donuts styrofoam cup drop some flats in it and take it thru security. Now the key is making sure you use a lid. When they tell you you can't bring fluids on a plane just say you're enjoying a delicious caffeinated beverage.
 

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Wanted to bring this last joint of tree I had through LAX but settled on leavin it... Actually got through with a bag before but it was by mistake... Kickin it the nite before and forgot it was in my jacket pocket in checked bag.
 

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:mjlol: you obviously aint never heard of the darknet

if yo stealth is on point , why the fukk they gonna check out the package?
millions of pieces of mail every day breh
PLUS , USPS needs a warrant to open 1st class mail
FEDEX ,and UPS dont
and even if they do get a warrant, they'd either send a "love letter" or attempt a controlled delivery


easy work breh , there's 100s of packages gettin shipped as we speak
Whts a love letter?
 

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Po up in a dunking donuts styrofoam cup drop some flats in it and take it thru security. Now the key is making sure you use a lid. When they tell you you can't bring fluids on a plane just say you're enjoying a delicious caffeinated beverage.
nikka u gettin football numbers in texas...that bullshyt dont work..

they makin us dump the beverage before we even set foot in a line..we barely can make it with carmex...

jus put that shyt in a pedialyte, deslyn, robotussin...check that hoe in be4 u even get to the line..

call that shyt a day...

hell if u got a legit script with ya name on it...n it matches the shyt in ya bags..they will let u make it..
 

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like I said, if yo OPSEC is on point , you have nothing to worry about
those dogs aint smelling shyt
hard to smell through a Moisture Barrier Bag , Mylar , etc
i dont think dogs can smell alprazolam either way , or lean

Dogs smell in layers. For example, humans would walk into a house and smell gumbo.. A dog would smell the iron of the pot first, then its nose would also be able to dissect the celery from the onions, from the shrimp, from the crabs, etc.
:mjlol: you obviously aint never heard of the darknet

if yo stealth is on point , why the fukk they gonna check out the package?
millions of pieces of mail every day breh
PLUS , USPS needs a warrant to open 1st class mail
FEDEX ,and UPS dont
and even if they do get a warrant, they'd either send a "love letter" or attempt a controlled delivery


easy work breh , there's 100s of packages gettin shipped as we speak
Pass the mustard, whoadie.
 
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Dogs smell in layers. For example, humans would walk into a house and smell gumbo.. A dog would smell the iron of the pot first, then its nose would also be able to dissect the celery from the onions, from the shrimp, from the crabs, etc.

lol yall missing my point . I know how dogs nose work . everybody do

but drug dogs only smell for a SPECIFIC drug (coke, weed, heroin, meth mainly)

Never seen a Xanax or lean sniffing dog as those aint the main drugs being trafficked

For example : Dogs cant smell LSD : FACT
 

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anyone ever smuggle goodies on the plane?

I need some advice

Any tips :sadcam:
Depends on the airport, drug and how much


My boy takes edibles all the fukking time. Looks like food, they allow food, they can't start eating your food and telling you what's in it


Before that he'd bring an 8th or so in his luggage. Just roll it up in a sock and put it in the check in luggage. They usually sniff those for bombs and weight. Dogs ain't out here trying to find 4 grams of weed in 50 lbs of clothes


I went one time with 4 blunts rolled up in my carry on. Rolled them all up before I left Cali. Put them back in the package and slipped the plastic around them. In the scanner it looked like a pack of cigars. In hindsight that was probably the most retarded thing I ever did in life. But I made it through





Weight and bombs is the main thing they searching for. If you going out the country, do not try any of this. Customs is a whole different check than domestic flights
 

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We wanna help but we need more details, man:martin:


What kind of drugs do you plan on smuggling on the plane?


Which airport are you departing from?


Where are you landing?


What time does the flight depart?


What's the flight number?


Where is your seat on the plane?


How tall or you?


What type of clothes do you plan on wearing?


You travelling alone?


How old are you?


What's your race?

You expect us to guess all this??:stopitslime:
Details, please:martin:













































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Depends on the airport, drug and how much


My boy takes edibles all the fukking time. Looks like food, they allow food, they can't start eating your food and telling you what's in it


Before that he'd bring an 8th or so in his luggage. Just roll it up in a sock and put it in the check in luggage. They usually sniff those for bombs and weight. Dogs ain't out here trying to find 4 grams of weed in 50 lbs of clothes


I went one time with 4 blunts rolled up in my carry on. Rolled them all up before I left Cali. Put them back in the package and slipped the plastic around them. In the scanner it looked like a pack of cigars. In hindsight that was probably the most retarded thing I ever did in life. But I made it through





Weight and bombs is the main thing they searching for. If you going out the country, do not try any of this. Customs is a whole different check than domestic flights

One of my best highs was on a plane from DIA to DFW , didnt want to take the edible onboard so I ate it 30 mins before the flight .

I had a window seat and maaaaaaaan
:whoo: that shyt was a trip , one of my best introspective highs just watchin the mountains and shyt fukked up
 

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Well, there are hundreds of packages getting sent and not all of the illegal substances are getting caught. But I will say that there are drug sniffing dogs who work the conveyor belts. So, if you get busted, you will have some interesting folks knocking at your door.
who sends it to their self, with their own name:beli:
I know someone who gets nice packages from Denver every once in a while:troll:
 
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