Titus Young Arrested Twice In 15 Hours

[Xerces]

Are you really surprised?

What is going on with that guys cranium? He should be going the Memphis bleek route with a skull like that. God forgive me

 

[Jax]

sounds like you haven't either

my bad

 

[MostReal]

how do you manage to do that

 

[FaygoMI]

A Mustang! Thats a car I could buy.

 

[Mr swag]

This nikka couldn't afford to get his car out

Shouldn't have asked for his release

 

[Hammer]

 

[Digital Dre]

Coach Fisher must have saw the in this nikka the few days they spent with him

 

[*Hulks Up*]

And so it begins. The hilarious beginnings of another highly drafted Detroit Lion's bust downward spiral. Take your place Titus among the many in the wide receiver division next to greats such as Mike and Roy Williams, Charles Rogers and Germaine Crowell.

I just knew when they added the "Sr" Titus was going to smarten up, man he seemed so humble when he had his first son and he was playing pretty good you could see the potential number 2 reciever in the making. A Mike Wallace, Lance Moore type of number 2 to Megatron, even Burleson admitted the passing attack needed him to be deadly, but his attitude got the best of him.

 

[Regular_P]

http://deadspin.com/titus-young-will-take-a-nap-in-your-at-t-store-496122722

Titus Young isn't the kind of player to flame out in half-assed fashion. Oh no no no, when the man goes full turd, he REALLY goes full turd. And now here's a story from reader Ryan Randolph in which Titus Sr. takes his career immolation to another level by doing the whole Reese Witherspoon bit:

Living in The Detroit suburbs and working for AT&T I would regularly get Lions players in my store. One of particular note was Titus Young. One night he came up after we had closed and started banging on the door. We couldn't unlock the doors because of policy, but he proceeded to hold up his driver's license to the window and say, "Do you know who I am?? I'm Titus Young". We ignored him.

The next day he came back during business hours and started yelling that we wouldn't let him in. He also demanded everything in the store should have been given to him for free. He had his sister with him who seemed like his assistant at the time. She was extremely professional and nice, almost like a parent trying to keep their child in line. After his sister took over dealing with us, Titus fell asleep on the bench and started snoring extremely loud in front of the other customers and employees. [...]

A picture of Titus snoring is attached. Enjoy!

Rest up, Titus. You've had yourself a long week.

 

[*Hulks Up*]

http://deadspin.com/titus-young-will-take-a-nap-in-your-at-t-store-496122722

Titus is on some Anton Chigurh no fukks given type of persona.

 

[He Who Posts Well]

First ballot fml hall of famer no debates or votes necesarry

Sent from a Super Samsung Galaxy 3 via Master Roshi's Island.

 

[Regular_P]

Titus is on some Anton Chigurh no fukks given type of persona.

Dude even wore his tights off the field. :deadsager:

 

[Pedro Negro]

What I wanna know is what exactly his plan was once he made it over the fence.

How did he plan on starting the car?

Was he gonna Hotwire his own shyt?

And if he hopped the fence I'm assuming the entrance/exit was locked
so was he gonna drive through the shyt like he's in an 80's action flick?

 

[yseJ]

What I wanna know is what exactly his plan was once he made it over the fence.

How did he plan on starting the car?

Was he gonna Hotwire his own shyt?

And if he hopped the fence I'm assuming the entrance/exit was locked
so was he gonna drive through the shyt like he's in an 80's action flick?

I doubt he was thinking that far ahead bruh

 

[wire28]

i know the boys at the jailhouse 'd him once he came in the second time. they was like damn nikka you done broke the record, they said it couldnt be done