The GOAT franchise in all professional sports your Boss Angeles Lakers aka Lakeset GOATgang aka GOAT Row Records aka GOAT Limit Soliders aka GOAT-a-Lot Crime Family in association with the GOAT stanchise and gold standard for all stanbases in all sports your Lakers World Order proudly present the latest episode of the Greatest Show on Earth. Brought to you in part by GOAT franchise
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On the last episode of the Greatest Show on Earth, His Imperial Majesty Big Hollywood Bron faced off against the modern day Orisha of basketball Giannis in an epic battle for the regular season ages. HIM, all hail and praise his glory, shocked the world and gave a light preview of playoff mode by charging up and getting the best of the Nigerigreek demigod.
Although foul trouble and soft play prevented a more dominant performance, AD brought everything he could and the rest of the gang followed suit. But the night belonged to Big Hollywood Bron. His greatest performance as a Laker to date. Giannis, after letting it be known that he was here to formally take the crown, was forced to lean back swiftly. The GOAT franchise has begun to power up after laying in hibernation during the dog days of winter. Exacting revenge to foes while sharpening themselves for the road ahead. And yet even defeating the rampaging Bucks is nothing compared to what bad blood awaits on the road ahead....
The sinister clippers have too begun to round into form. With peg leg taking less days to load manage, as well as the addition of valuable pieces. The threat that this once lowly vassal state within the jurisdiction of GOAT franchise poses is to not be ignored. They have become THE rival house in the west all too eager to claim the sacred southland territory of the mighty and awesome Boss Angeles Lakers. The wickedness and underhanded ways against GOAT franchise was not only potentially deadly to the season, it also provides the ultimate motivation to destroy.
With one challenger to the throne of HIM having been thoroughly dispatched, what then is in store on this deceptively peaceful Sunday? GOAT franchise can’t lose another game, the clippers don’t care. Kawhi, having had all intentions to destroy both Big Hollywood Bron and the GOAT franchise in the name of personal glory, will see to it that HIM is reminded of his presence and that he seeks to destroy him. Can Big Hollywood Bron’s power up continue into today, or will it be time for AD to finally make his presence felt on the grander stages of this GOAT franchise shyt. And what of the rest of the supporting casts? Can gyeaohrjguh poll be worth a shyt today? Will Two Hoes Lou cook? Will Harrell hoe AD again like the first two matchups? Who will win the duel of the Morris twins? Will good Rondo or bad Rondo show up? Will Thotma not sell out like a slut? Will Chev Caruslios the Last Caction Hero have more tricks up his sleeve? Will Dwight lock down the paint with McGee? Find out all this and more, on the next episode of the Greatest Show on Earth!
