TOLD SOME HIDEOUS BROAD I MADE 50K/YEAR... WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!?!

[Bilz]

I was at the grocery store a couple of weeks ago and embellished a little bit while talking to this ugly bytch who was running the register... Long story short this person was trying to act high maintenance and I was just trying to ease my way into an easy nut so I told her I made 50 k as a boiler operator in a power plant and she bought it, so she gives me her number and everything is fine up until a couple days after texting her she's telling me about how she's really enjoying our "relationship" and how she wants to make it official. At this point I'm weirded out and I just tell her to slow the fukk down and how we JUST met I wasn't looking for anything serious when I initially approached her, then she proceeded to calling me a dog this that and all this extra shyt simply cause I approached her trying to hit. Do I have simp written on my forehead? It's like as soon as I said I made 50k after she asked what I did for a living she automatically thought I was going to make her my girlfriend and buy her all kinds of gifts like some kind of captain save em ass dude.

So fast forward to today and I'm receiving PHONE CALLS from angry chicks telling me how I did her girl wrong and how their going to tell their friends to tell their friends not to fukk with me. Mind you I work at the LOCAL WALMART right now... Breh If this bytch ever rolls through and see's me I'm done it's over. I'm already not the best looking nikka but the fact that I lied about making 50 k a year just to get some ass is going to bury me into the dirt.

So what should I do, should I quit my job because the walmart I work at is the one almost EVERYONE in town goes to. If this shyt takes off I could potentially never in my entire life get p*ssy again as long as i live in this city. I don't understand dudes lie all the time trying to get some ass and I just run into the wrong woman and all this is going down.

It is not a good idea to approach girls that aren't used to being approached unless you actually want a relationship with them. Those are not the girls that are going to be OK with flings, those are the girls who are going to become attached to you.

 

[delta]

Its over you belong to the game you got to tell a bìtch your annual income to even get her number mind you this bìtch working a minimum wage job too. Too many Ls didn't even smash and worried about her feelings. I can tell you of them good guys you don't have no dog in you. If you had some dog in you, you woulda fukked that bytch without disclosing any personal information beside a nickname. You woulda seen her while working at wal mart and walked right past her like you didn't know her.

Cosign. op got these hoes on a pedestal . Girls only got standards for lame nikkaz...

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

21

Idk, this shyt could bring a lot of drama to my job, a lot of girls where calling me telling me how I'm a pathetic excuse for a nikka and tried to play her, one bytch threatened to cut my dikk off and keep me alive, then another one promised to get me fired from my "job" at the powerplant so I'm sure she's gonna call them soon and realize that I don't even work there. Apart from being roasted and ridiculed by my co workers I'm gonna have to go without p*ssy for a while till I leave my city which is absolute torture for someone with my sex drive or any man for that matter.

Never let a bytch interfere with your paper. And stop lying to bum bytches for p*ssy.

 

[Woman of god]

What type of small talk is that any way? "Hey baby I make 50k a year can i have your number?"

Who taught u fools game

 

[CountryBoyL]

Breh that is exactly how much I make and I work at a power plant. Deadass

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

What type of small talk is that any way? "Hey baby I make 50k a year can i have your number?"

Who taught u fools game

She came out and basically implied she don't mess with broke dudes then asked me how much I made I just fed her what she wanted to hear and it was enough to get her number.

 

[Woman of god]

She came out and basically implied she don't mess with broke dudes then asked me how much I made I just fed her what she wanted to hear and it was enough to get her number.

U need more practice commanding a conversation

 

[Apollo Creed]

Lie about making $50k/year while working in the local Walmart.

Walmart managers make about that much.

 

[VertigoKnight]

Potentially ruin your love life and job over an ugly ass chick?

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Walmart managers make about that much.

Obviously he's not a manager.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

She came out and basically implied she don't mess with broke dudes then asked me how much I made I just fed her what she wanted to hear and it was enough to get her number.

She works at a grocer's register. Let that sink in.

 

[street heat]

OP didnt you also just make a thread about how you have a small penis?

some brehs just arent meant to win i guess

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

I was at the grocery store a couple of weeks ago and embellished a little bit while talking to this ugly bytch who was running the register... Long story short this person was trying to act high maintenance and I was just trying to ease my way into an easy nut so I told her I made 50 k as a boiler operator in a power plant and she bought it, so she gives me her number and everything is fine up until a couple days after texting her she's telling me about how she's really enjoying our "relationship" and how she wants to make it official. At this point I'm weirded out and I just tell her to slow the fukk down and how we JUST met I wasn't looking for anything serious when I initially approached her, then she proceeded to calling me a dog this that and all this extra shyt simply cause I approached her trying to hit. Do I have simp written on my forehead? It's like as soon as I said I made 50k after she asked what I did for a living she automatically thought I was going to make her my girlfriend and buy her all kinds of gifts like some kind of captain save em ass dude.

So fast forward to today and I'm receiving PHONE CALLS from angry chicks telling me how I did her girl wrong and how their going to tell their friends to tell their friends not to fukk with me. Mind you I work at the LOCAL WALMART right now... Breh If this bytch ever rolls through and see's me I'm done it's over. I'm already not the best looking nikka but the fact that I lied about making 50 k a year just to get some ass is going to bury me into the dirt.

So what should I do, should I quit my job because the walmart I work at is the one almost EVERYONE in town goes to. If this shyt takes off I could potentially never in my entire life get p*ssy again as long as i live in this city. I don't understand dudes lie all the time trying to get some ass and I just run into the wrong woman and all this is going down.

That was some sucker shyt even answering a bytches question about your pockets.

Should have asked her what she was making, and saw how uncomfortable she got.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

I cannot help you op but all i know is this one girl that tried to do this same type of shyt to me got hit by a train

 

[Rozay Oro]

OP didnt you also just make a thread about how you have a small penis?

some brehs just arent meant to win i guess

Damn..