Top Ten Signs You're A Fundamentalist Christian

Mr. Somebody

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A better question, friend, is how do you know if you're a demon because ultimately the issue with any fundamentalist is when they step into the demonic realm to carry out what they believe to be Gods will.
 

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Athiests preach more sermons than pastors these days. :wow:

doesn't really seem to be much difference between a believer and a nonbeliever.

pretty soon we're gonna have suicide bombers for atheism
 

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Athiests preach more sermons than pastors these days. :wow:

doesn't really seem to be much difference between a believer and a nonbeliever.

pretty soon we're gonna have suicide bombers for atheism

Atheists don't believe in an afterlife, so being a suicide bomber would be counterintuitive. :dwillhuh:
 

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Atheists don't believe in an afterlife, so being a suicide bomber would be counterintuitive. :dwillhuh:
you don't believe in God either and yet seem to talk about religion all the fukking time.
seems counterintuitive.

i don't believe in the tooth fairy but you see me posting threads like "hey brehs my daughter keeps putting her tooth under the pillow everynight. doesn't she know that shyt is fake. :heh: 99.99% of kids don't get shyt from the tooth fairy and yet she still believes. :mjlol:

naw the only time you have to worry about religion is when it infringes on your rights. and i hardly ever hear atheists talking about that.
 

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you don't believe in God either and yet seem to talk about religion all the fukking time.
seems counterintuitive.

i don't believe in the tooth fairy but you see me posting threads like "hey brehs my daughter keeps putting her tooth under the pillow everynight. doesn't she know that shyt is fake. :heh: 99.99% of kids don't get shyt from the tooth fairy and yet she still believes. :mjlol:

naw the only time you have to worry about religion is when it infringes on your rights. and i hardly ever hear atheists talking about that.

Most of us atheists who talk about religion all the time come from religious backgrounds. We've seen firsthand how harmful that shyt can be.

One day you should outgrow God just like you outgrow the Tooth Fairy. The fact that so many adults cling to religion to give them a false sense of security and hope is disturbing.

If we are to progress as a people(the black community and humanity in general), we've got to know the difference between what's real and what's not. :yeshrug:
 

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Most of us atheists who talk about religion all the time come from religious backgrounds. We've seen firsthand how harmful that shyt can be.

One day you should outgrow God just like you outgrow the Tooth Fairy. The fact that so many adults cling to religion to give them a false sense of security and hope is disturbing.

If we are to progress as a people(the black community and humanity in general), we've got to know the difference between what's real and what's not. :yeshrug:
boring,

imma go talk about sports. you stay on religion if you want breh.
 

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i don't believe in the tooth fairy but you see me posting threads like "hey brehs my daughter keeps putting her tooth under the pillow everynight. doesn't she know that shyt is fake. :heh: 99.99% of kids don't get shyt from the tooth fairy and yet she still believes. :mjlol:

naw the only time you have to worry about religion is when it infringes on your rights. and i hardly ever hear atheists talking about that.


Let us know when children believing in the Tooth Fairy results in the oppression of minorities, women & homosexuals. Or when it impacts government and other social sectors.
 

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Let us know when children believing in the Tooth Fairy results in the oppression of minorities, women & homosexuals. Or when it impacts government and other social sectors.
cause atheists never did any of that :comeon:
there has been just as much violence over political beliefs as there has been over spiritual.
 

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cause atheists never did any of that :comeon:
there has been just as much violence over political beliefs as there has been over spiritual.

I didn't mention anything about violence, so put down the Religious Response flash cards
 

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lol Christians :heh:

The other day my aunt's fakkit ass boyfriend tried to argue with me that God woke me up in the morning and not my alarm.:heh:

nikka kept asking me "Who wakes you up in the morning?" and I kept telling him my alarm did :umad:
Then fukkboy had the nerve to get mad and hang up the phone on me. :laff:

Whatchu doin on the phone with your aunt's boyfriend? Sounds a little suspect to me
 
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