Top Ten Signs You're A Fundamentalist Christian

[BlackManLiveFromLondon]

Worst thing is I been lowkey lurking this forum for a while and some of you same atheists be the same people who truly BELIEVE that you can outrun a bear, tiger and successfully wrestle and win a fight vs chimpanzees, gorillas and bears

 

[Thsnnor]

you just told me unicorns were real

i mean i guess thats not a huge stretch. you believe in a being thats capable of creating the entire universe but got 'tired' after

History has shown the definition of unicorn referred to rhinos for over three thousand years but let's throw that out the window.......

 

[BulletProof]

The article forgot repressed homosexuality.

 

[BulletProof]

Worst thing is I been lowkey lurking this forum for a while and some of you same atheists be the same people who truly BELIEVE that you can outrun a bear, tiger and successfully wrestle and win a fight vs chimpanzees, gorillas and bears

You have clearly never read the Bible to at least comprehension.

David and Goliath (not a different kind of animal but arguably not human?)

Daniel in the den of lions?

Stay lowkey.

 

[BulletProof]

Ol look at me "I'm so edgy I don't believe in god" ass nikkas, so pretentious

There's a difference between edgy (the youthful) and sensible (and I'm only 28.)

Also pretentious doesn't mean what you think it means.

 

[the cac mamba]

History has shown the definition of unicorn referred to rhinos for over three thousand years but let's throw that out the window.......

so, you're referring to a rhino thats not a unicorn, its a fukkin rhino

 

[IVS]

31) Unicorns have never existed, yet they are said to in Deuteronomy 33:17.

http://www.evilbible.com/absurd torah science.htm

Let's go with this one.

58621unicornU'NICORN, n. [L. unicornis; unus, one, and cornu, horn. ]1. an animal with one horn; the monoceros. this name is often applied to the rhinoceros.

http://1828.mshaffer.com/d/search/word,Unicorn

Unicorn didn't mean horse till AFTER 1828.


Video with more info.

A rhinoceros can actually be a unicorn in the poetic sense.

 

[BulletProof]

I don't speak for all but some of you atheists are clearly insecure about your "non belief" lifestyle

So much that shyt like the OP is posted, when will people stop attacking others (in an attempt to further validate their lives) and learn to mind their own and life their own lives?

I won't address this because you're from London.

I could care less about another man's beliefs as long as it doesn't affect my country's legislation.

 

[Crakface]

http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm


So how many fundies we got on the Coli, brehs?

You should be more concerned with sins that someone may be a white supremacist since so many christian fundamentalists are white supremacists

 

[BulletProof]

A rhinoceros can actually be a unicorn in the poetic sense.

So could a person with a large nose.

That's why its called rhinoplasty.

And neither are poetic.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Number one is a big one. While critics of evolution tend to be clueless about evolution, in lots of cases anyone who opposes religion is pretty well versed. The reason for this is that certain verses don't get discussed from the pulpit. Especially in this current politically correct state of the country. Not that I am complaining about that. Just pointing it out. Preachers gloss big time over certain portions. And the congregation will study nothing else. So when you bring up the murder of those babies they might genuinely be clueless about it. When I was in the Church I can remember some preachers talking about those verses pretty excitedly...as if it was cool that this tolerant, loving, all knowing being would destroy these innocent children. In retrospect, probably some of the most chilling stuff I've ever exposed myself too. And then have folks sitting around going Amen to it? Jim Jones status.

 

[Brofato]

Number one is a big one. While critics of evolution tend to be clueless about evolution, in lots of cases anyone who opposes religion is pretty well versed. The reason for this is that certain verses don't get discussed from the pulpit. Especially in this current politically correct state of the country. Not that I am complaining about that. Just pointing it out. Preachers gloss big time over certain portions. And the congregation will study nothing else. So when you bring up the murder of those babies they might genuinely be clueless about it. When I was in the Church I can remember some preachers talking about those verses pretty excitedly...as if it was cool that this tolerant, loving, all knowing being would destroy these innocent children. In retrospect, probably some of the most chilling stuff I've ever exposed myself too. And then have folks sitting around going Amen to it? Jim Jones status.

Yeah, once you hear a family member says they're ready to die and be with their God, even if you're the most out of the way, complacent ass dude, you're gonna be like wtf

 

[Thsnnor]

so, you're referring to a rhino thats not a unicorn, its a fukkin rhino

By definition it referred to rhino. In Latin it referred to rhino. Even the genus classification name has unicornis in it.

 

[saint25225]

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[TheBEASTCOASTrevival]

casual atheist
*says christians attack other religions based on belief*
*proceeds to attack christians on their belief*
*hasnt read the bible or attempted to take the point of view of a christian*
*pokes holes in stories written by men who arent completely literate or dont have a firm idea of how to structure a story*
*constantly feels the need to state being atheist for the reason @BocaRear said*