What's funny is I saw some shyt JUST LIKE THIS around Christmastime 2019.
I was at the fukkin' Dollar General that's always getting robbed in my hood and I hear a bunch of screaming and shyt when I'm walking in one of the aisles, so I'm like

"Am I about to witness a robbery up in this motherfukker?"
"I hope I don't get jacked, too

"
So, my nosy ass starts creeping towards the front of the store to see if this broad at the cashier's station about to get domed right before Christmas
And what do I see is this like 6'4, 50 year old CAC with like a stingy ass pony tail in some jeans, a flannel shirt, screaming at the cashier "YOU CALLED ME A MAN!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A WOMAN!!!"
And this poor woman is apologizing and trying to placate this big motherfukker
The whole time, me and this other nikka in the store are laughing our asses off at this shyt
I mean, this motherfukker didn't even try to wear a dress or put on a bunch of makeup, this nikka looks just like somebody's CAC grandfather, but with some like faint lipstick on and a pony tail and is mad nobody looks at him as a woman
