Translate Popular Rap Lines Into Proper English Sentences

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Adolescent Kodak, it displeases certain people to see you victorious.

These people would rather bear witness to your incarceration within a United States....... penitentiary.

 

[Drip Bayless]

Kodak, why is it that you are perennially in an automobile of the foreign variety?
Because if the automobile is not of the foreign variety, it is quite mundane

 

[Drip Bayless]

Young lady I welcome you to the festivities
I am currently inebriated, having ingested ecstasy, Xanax, and codeine that is why my movement is impaired

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I snuck into the front door whilst aiming my .44 magnum handgun. When I found the resident and shot him w/ said handgun all that could be heard were the screams of "Poppa, don't hit me no more!"

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I am not a killer by trade, but do not test my patience. For revenge brings me slightly more joy than fornication.

 

[Shadow King]

I wildly toss fellow hip-hop performers into the air with my elite mix of bounce and poetry, while possessing proficient knowledge of music that is laced with a somber aura. In fact, I liken myself to Al Pacino's drug-dealing and using character, while brandishing a very effective automatic weapon. Alas, that is the intensity I bring while putting ink to paper.

 

[Ricky43]

I’m glad I’m seeing this now because I would have never found this when it goes to the rafters

 

[Blankthawtz]

If music were recreational sports I would be the Most Valuable Player on the microphone....

 

[Ashyneezz]

I throughly enjoy being referred to as "Big Pappa", now if you may, lift your upper extremities if you are a genuine gentleman who takes delight in the company of multiple women

 

[the class]

feeling the need to fellowship with my criminal compatriots, i perform a right turn onto 99th street, affectionately known as the "double glock". i then park my vehicle at the curb and proceed to inhale tetrahydracannabinols with my fellow merchants of illicit contraband.

Spoiler: spoiler

thuggish ruggish bone

 

[JQ Legend]

Women are not anything except perhaps prostitutes who happen to be well versed in magic

 

[Centaur]

I was awakened shortly ago, to show my gratitude I expressed my delight to our heavenly father. Not sure why but this new day struck me as unusual. There was no loud outburst from the canine, no heavy concentration of carbon monoxide , and mum cooked my breakfast with no omnivorous domesticated hoofed mammal with sparse bristly hair and a flat snout for rooting in the soil, kept for its meat.

 

[Centaur]

I don't recall having to brandish a firearm. All in all I would say the day went rather splendid.

 

[Centaur]

I received an audible alert from Kimberly on my pager, and she is capable of procreating for the remainder of the evening and we'll into the morning.

 

[JQ Legend]

I don't recall having to brandish a firearm. All in all I would say the day went rather splendid.

This may be true but I hear that day you also participated in a basketball game. Did you indeed perform well enough to receive a triple double?