Translate Popular Rap Lines Into Proper English Sentences

[Centaur]

This may be true but I hear that day you also participated in a basketball game. Did you indeed perform well enough to receive a triple double?

indubitably

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

I cannot ridicule you. I'm from Upper Manhatten, to be specific. It's where we boast about our money, steal your girlfriend from you, and ask you..."What you'd prefer to do about the situation?"

Spoiler

"Ya know I must clown...I'm from Harlem, Uptown. Where we flash money, take ya bytch, and ask you..."What now?!!"....

 

[JQ Legend]

I cannot ridicule you. I'm from Upper Manhatten, to be specific. Where we brag about our money, steal your girlfriend, and ask you..."what you'd prefer to do about the situation?"

Spoiler

"Ya know I must clown...I'm from Harlem, Uptown. Where we flash money, take ya bytch, and ask you..."What now?!!"....

Didnt even have to click the spoiler

Rep for reminding me it's been too long since I heard that

I'm from BX but that opening sequence had me feeling like claiming Harlem for a minute

Still a GOAT verse opener

 

[Centaur]

E-I-H-T, dare I need to say any more? It is apparent that you misspelled your pseudonym by omitting the letter "G" because the gangster lifestyle you claim to lead is simply not within your capabilities.

and that shyt rhymed

 

[Centaur]

How is your existence large yet miniscule quantity? In rather plush surroundings with several Mereceds Benz classes. Providing monetary support to my cohorts. Left with an imenmense sense of pride which is indeed stupendous.

 

[SHO-NUFF]

She clearly desires fornication with me, but sadly, I have a hard stop coming soon.
I have recently arrived via discreet aerial means, and immediately merged onto a major southeastern thouroghfare
Endeavor to contact my transportational engineer; I am not partial to navigating autonomously
Multiple large SUVs in close linear proximity to each other, and we'll stock them to full capacity with temporary recreational surrogates

 

[TEH]

As someone who speaks standard English all day every day I must say that this thread is condescending and patronizing. Hip hop wasn’t meant to be put into any other cultural framework than the one it is expressed.

One star

 

[YAYU]

lol yo me n my older sisters would play this growin up

 

[I Really Mean It]

Driving in my automobile down a city street whilst smoking marijuana and taking sips of my mixed alcoholic beverage. All the while I am focused on the next lucrative opportunity.

 

[I Really Mean It]

Please desist with your speech impediment, because you should have comprehended what I’ve been saying. You should accompany me back to my residence, for everything you’re hearing is indisputable. Steve Francis and Queen Latifah were temporarily dispossessed of their transportation. The appearance of Mitch Green was significantly altered by the brick solid fists of Mike Tyson.

 

[Blankthawtz]

As someone who speaks standard English all day every day I must say that this thread is condescending and patronizing. Hip hop wasn’t meant to be put into any other cultural framework than the one it is expressed.

One star

Put what u said in a verse so we can translate it....

 

[Blankthawtz]

At a central location in Little Italy, unbeknownst to us we baffled some mid-level workers who refused to retaliate....

 

[Complexion]

Observe, filial lineage beholder,
those who vibrate ostensibly
thus proving in reality
that two and half score
equates not to villainous sorts
as they're petrified to putrefy
and prefer not to perceive
they vibrate ostensibly.

I'll retranslate this one back to the original dialect for y'all in case the prose flew over ya dome:

Son, they shook
Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
Scared to death,
scared to look,
they shook

 

[JQ Legend]

The devil purchased my soul at a discount. It isn't warm here but it does have twice the depth

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Your words appear to be false at worst and hearsay at best, I require a plethora of witnesses to corroborate your statements.