Translate Popular Rap Lines Into Proper English Sentences

[Blankthawtz]

I wish for the length of my body to be more advanced than it currently is,
I wish I adapted the physical skills to play among other basketball athletes,
I wish I could court a beautiful female and if all goes well I would communicate with her on the telephone,
I wish I could obtain materials such as a rabbit, a hat, a bat and a 1964 Chevrolet Impala!

 

[MenacingMonk]

I destroy things like a nuclear bomb, Philosopher Socrates cannot understand how I can do this..."

 

[Taadow]

Effortlessly I have come to this auditory device to perform in a serious manner.
Inform your lady friend to control herself around me - I am too preoccupied to be intimate with her.
Instead, I will place my codpiece inside my hand and prance about braggadociously.
If you take issue with that, very well - I have a weapon on standby
and will totally discharge it toward you gleefully.

 

[Jerz-2]

I will propel a television in your direction you delusional, irrational human being

 

[Jerz-2]

I give a hundred and ten percent when it comes to helping my community, even though I occasionally associate with some less than reputable characters.

I love how Lois reads that...."I flip it hardcore like porno flick bytchES..."

 

[Detroit Red]

She is in love with me...
Back in highschool I would participate in the dance...

 

[Detroit Red]

I ingested half of an Xanax..
I have 13 hours until my flight lands
I am currently asleep

 

[A.V.]

 

[Complexion]

Scatter, fair maiden. Remove thine self from this area.
Remove thine self from area, fair maiden. Remove thine self from this area
Scatter, fair maiden. Remove thine self from this area.
Remove thine self from area, fair maiden. Remove thine self from this area

 

[The G.O.D II]

Selling illegal narcotics out of abandoned facilities with city placed plywood on the windows
Selling illegal narcotics out of abandoned facilities with city placed plywood on the windows
abandoned house
Selling illegal narcotics out of abandoned facilities with city placed plywood on the windows
Whoa
Selling illegal narcotics out of abandoned facilities
Selling illegal narcotics out of abandoned facilities


Selling narcartics out of abandoned facilities
In my possessions two firearms like the fictitious movie character Rambo

 

[ThirdAct]

Oh, cursed Lord, my compatriot, my cerebellum is engaging in the deceptive practice of shenanigans upon I.

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

Wu Tang Clan is not an organization to be challenged!


Currency is the primary function for way of life and businesses around me,
you should indeed obtain this money, each dollar by dollar bill everyone!

I read this as if the professor from Futurama said it

 

[Complexion]

Fiat currencies dictate juris precedence geographically
non homogenized dairy extracts
acquire income in single notes, compatriots

 

[Complexion]

I possess a sizeable portion of women of ill repute in various telephonic service regions (telephonic service regions)
women of ill repute, women of ill repute, women of ill repute in various telephonic service regions (telephonic service regions)

 

[AllHolosEve]

You people need to start naming who said this shyt & what song so I can look up the song.

A lot of shyt got me