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@hgdefK
I did note know Somalis were such world class rage baiters. Olympic level white tears distillation technicians
2/37
@hgdefK
16k?? Thank you Somalis, the chosen people, for blessing me with a lowkey banger hallelujah
3/37
@Kazoo4rent
I saw someone call minnesota the "only democracy in the middle west"

actual gold
4/37
@hgdefK

5/37
@vaivoide
hoodgenius managed to piss off the DHS, and it all made sense when i learned he was Somali
6/37
@hgdefK
I literally jus learned that
7/37
@REV28AIM
I love them all
8/37
@hgdefK
The people’s champs
9/37
@AbdisalamAato
We Somali Americans decided to invest in education in MAGA counties. We have failed our fellow Americans, but we will make it right.
We will ensure that every MAGA adult in America has access to an excellent education. First, we'll tackle poverty by creating job opportunities.
10/37
@HPNnetwork
Every post pretending they’re “funny” or “trolling” is botted lol
11/37
@nas53080341
The skill level is legendary
12/37
@the_lord_norman
They can do anything but build a functional government
13/37
@HillbillyTruth
They will be world class relocating very soon
14/37
@fullysnowedin
Somalis are some of the funniest people I’ve ever met so it makes perfect sense
15/37
@sequinncer
I did, but its still funny
16/37
@madvocate1993
Like so funny


17/37
@harrowthefirst1
I'm joining the war on Somalia on the side of Somalia
18/37
@heartemoji000
country of poets btw
19/37
@Noctilicious
The joke being so glaringly obvious and people (not even just conservatives from what I've seen) still taking it at face value just makes it even better.
20/37
@colourmethis_
you havent seen the elders yet

21/37
@sinman4633
"Olympic level white tears distillation technicians"


22/37
@Massawan_
The best to ever do it
23/37
@bugslludge
No one trolls like an east African
24/37
@abdi252_
One thing about us is that racism doesn’t really affect us the way people expect. We even use some of those words jokingly as nicknames any other community would be in tears over it
25/37
@liam_forreal
love to see it, i was sleeping
26/37
@idealust
Something, something being born in darkness, forged by it, and fragile whites simply adopting it, cosplaying as victims.
27/37
@agents900
they up there with the Indonesians now
28/37
@Josuaentertain
Minasota was promised to them 3000 years ago
29/37
@SwitchedgearZ
It’s been refreshing honestly. Uno reverse card
30/37
@theoekwife
Wdym Somalis are legit the funniest people on this planet
31/37
@bubbleofz
Remember the world slowest olympic Runner was a Somali nepo Baby
32/37
@EritreaLuv
10k likes, damn bro, i only get that in threads
33/37
@dripGPT
Yeah I’ve become a fan of Somalis in the past few months after seeing their poasting game
34/37
@TeriDBeckham
We were not prepared. I've been laughing all morning.
35/37
@Nezd_
Just wait till it seeps into the LLM training data. We gotta get some published papers on this important historical fact.
36/37
@Saldata117539
These white racists have no logic, so we’ll spell it out for them. They invade and destroy your country, then when you escape for safety, they tell you to ‘go back’ ,, all while they’re the ones still bombing it
37/37
@El_Imam_caliph
Not really..One is known for making babies another is known for blowing them up
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