Trump says Somalians unwelcome in USA after big fraud cases: “they come here to bytch, they contribute nothing, they are garbage”— Gov Walz under fire

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@tmlippin
yr i honestly cant anymore😭😭
these guys literally made my prof leaves better😭🤣🤣

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Look what Trump has unleashed I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂


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@theafroaussie
Look what Trump has unleashed I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

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@NasirAden188082
NasirAden188082

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@hgdefK
I did note know Somalis were such world class rage baiters. Olympic level white tears distillation technicians



2/37
@hgdefK
16k?? Thank you Somalis, the chosen people, for blessing me with a lowkey banger hallelujah



3/37
@Kazoo4rent
I saw someone call minnesota the "only democracy in the middle west" 😭 actual gold



4/37
@hgdefK
🤣🤣



5/37
@vaivoide
hoodgenius managed to piss off the DHS, and it all made sense when i learned he was Somali



6/37
@hgdefK
I literally jus learned that 🤣



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@REV28AIM
I love them all



8/37
@hgdefK
The people’s champs



9/37
@AbdisalamAato
We Somali Americans decided to invest in education in MAGA counties. We have failed our fellow Americans, but we will make it right.
We will ensure that every MAGA adult in America has access to an excellent education. First, we'll tackle poverty by creating job opportunities.



10/37
@HPNnetwork
Every post pretending they’re “funny” or “trolling” is botted lol



11/37
@nas53080341
The skill level is legendary



12/37
@the_lord_norman
They can do anything but build a functional government



13/37
@HillbillyTruth
They will be world class relocating very soon



14/37
@fullysnowedin
Somalis are some of the funniest people I’ve ever met so it makes perfect sense😭



15/37
@sequinncer
I did, but its still funny



16/37
@madvocate1993
Like so funny 😭😭😭



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@harrowthefirst1
I'm joining the war on Somalia on the side of Somalia



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@heartemoji000
country of poets btw



19/37
@Noctilicious
The joke being so glaringly obvious and people (not even just conservatives from what I've seen) still taking it at face value just makes it even better.



20/37
@colourmethis_
you havent seen the elders yet😭😭



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@sinman4633
"Olympic level white tears distillation technicians"
🤣🤣🤣



22/37
@Massawan_
The best to ever do it



23/37
@bugslludge
No one trolls like an east African



24/37
@abdi252_
One thing about us is that racism doesn’t really affect us the way people expect. We even use some of those words jokingly as nicknames any other community would be in tears over it



25/37
@liam_forreal
love to see it, i was sleeping



26/37
@idealust
Something, something being born in darkness, forged by it, and fragile whites simply adopting it, cosplaying as victims.



27/37
@agents900
they up there with the Indonesians now



28/37
@Josuaentertain
Minasota was promised to them 3000 years ago



29/37
@SwitchedgearZ
It’s been refreshing honestly. Uno reverse card



30/37
@theoekwife
Wdym Somalis are legit the funniest people on this planet



31/37
@bubbleofz
Remember the world slowest olympic Runner was a Somali nepo Baby 😭



32/37
@EritreaLuv
10k likes, damn bro, i only get that in threads



33/37
@dripGPT
Yeah I’ve become a fan of Somalis in the past few months after seeing their poasting game



34/37
@TeriDBeckham
We were not prepared. I've been laughing all morning.



35/37
@Nezd_
Just wait till it seeps into the LLM training data. We gotta get some published papers on this important historical fact.



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@Saldata117539
These white racists have no logic, so we’ll spell it out for them. They invade and destroy your country, then when you escape for safety, they tell you to ‘go back’ ,, all while they’re the ones still bombing it



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@El_Imam_caliph
Not really..One is known for making babies another is known for blowing them up




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@YeshOfCourse
This is largely how Western Civilization writes itself into ancient history. I am quite literally having the time of my life witnessing this Grade-A troll campaign! 😍🤩🤣 MAGA finna be mad!

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@SomHoncho
Long ago, lost Somali sailors survived a violent storm and discovered a land of endless lakes. It felt like home, so they named it Minnadishu the twin of Mogadishu.

Generations passed. New settlers arrived. New languages shaped. And slowly, the name Minnadishu changed into…

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@SomHoncho
A group of Somali explorers discovered Minnesota

It belongs to us now 🇸🇴

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@thechosensomali
Abu Columbus the father of Amrica🙏🏼

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@la_la_lala_lala
Man, I can't stop laughing... Didn't know that Somalis are extensively halirious and funny. VIVA 🇸🇴.

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@Somaliakin
It belongs to us #AmSomaliChai

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@gangstagoofyy
They made the frozen desert bloom #AmSomaliChai

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@booker9e1
booker9e1

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7/17
@GaiusXrp
Ok this has got to be a parody account.... 🤣

8/17
@Displate
Are you quick enough? Limited-time metal posters from Arcane, Stranger Things, and more. Shop the Exclusive Drop from Displate — only until Dec 31! 😍

9/17
@Use_Yandex_
😂😂😂

10/17
@TipOfSpearGaza
That was my grandad, Haji Ali Yusuf 🫡❤️

11/17
@AweysAbikar
Did you know— if Thomas Jefferson had carried a Somali DNA paternal T‑haplogroup, we’d be calling ourselves the founding members of the USA!

Worldwide, the T‑haplogroup is most concentrated in the Horn of Africa, especially Somali‑speaking territories. I kid you not, check grok?

12/17
@Simbastinks
No actually it doesn't.

13/17
@Hamala63
Did Somalis create AI too?

14/17
@yuju185168
The 3000 year old promise

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@grey_gh0st_
😂😂😂

16/17
@RetwaA
you mean Jura and Somalia. the ancient name.

17/17
@AntiAlinsky
I’m not seeing where this is a parody account.



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@thankful2022
thankful2022

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@Lazarus75574311
Conquer San Francisco and Portland too!

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@vikingsskol79


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@NYSports508
Hahahahahahaha

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@zaimka777


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I forget who but somebody posted this in here. Interesting tidbit at the end:

This is a huge scandal and the only reason that Kamala was able to choose Walz as her running mate is because she knew that the MSM would not cover it during their campaign.
 

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I forget who but somebody posted this in here. Interesting tidbit at the end:

This is a huge scandal and the only reason that Kamala was able to choose Walz as her running mate is because she knew that the MSM would not cover it during their campaign.
I read that she felt he would be more subservient and would try to upstage her like Shapiro. He really didn't help her campaign at all.
:yeshrug:
 

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she felt he would be more subservient
Ofc she did, and he was, bc she/ anybody could get msm to blow this up. Shyt was just hanging over his head.

Sn: yall dont think he mighta broke off a piece? :usure: Cuz that's a LOT of money to just be flowing from state coffers.
 
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