*Enters ring against Hoss
*Steps out of ring for 10 count and loses match (I'm above this)
*Steps back in ring and sits in corner indian style
"I will not leave this ring until the powers that be guarantee someone from The Learning has a shot at gold TONIGHT"
It feels like quite some time since I've been back in this ring. It's fitting that this pay per view which is named after me and my hometown of Chicago *cheap pop* is the start of my return to action for TSC.
Since I've been gone you have had a many of competitors painting a target on my back to get a hold of this.
The TSC World Heavyweight Championship. Everyone wants a shot at the champ. No one stands a chance. Everyone from The Learning to Piss Nation and back to Africa wants the TSC World Title. And after I defeat Mr. KG tonight, I look forward to finally hearing his apology to me.
Paul, come on out here and hold this title.
The fact is, you curtain jerkers can't box with god. I will defeat everyone that will be put in front of me because I am what I say I am. I am the Best In The World. There is nothing the learning can do that can change that. There is nothing that black panther goon can do to change that. There is nothing that the fukkman can do to change that. And there is certainly nothing that that deranged urine drinking sociopath douchebag yes man Liggins can do about it either. You want to throw rocks at the throne Liggins? You want to unleash this diabolic scheme to have my associate and partner TrueEpic turn on me with your brainwashing and come at the god? There is nothing you can do to break the Straight Edge Society.
Myself, Paul and TrueEpic will destroy your pathetic piss empire bladder by bladder and you will bow down to CM Punk and more importantly, you will bow down to your superior TrueEpic.
You have all these little stables that think they can make an impact. The Learning and those piss feigns. They overlook the Straight Edge Society, but make no mistake. Tonight, the Straight Edge Society will unleash its hammer of justice and make an impact in Chicago that will not be soon forgotten.
Which leads me to this tape that the Learning seems to have in its possession. That I should watch my back because snakes surround me. That maybe Paul Heyman will betray me with his newest client that even he has refused to tell me who. Is this true Paul? Are you going to betray me?
Should I watch my back because you have a knife to my back Paul?
Relax, Paul. I'm not paranoid. I know you would never betray me.
Tonight, the Straight Edge Society will be victorious. Tonight, Mr. KG will apologize to me. Tonight, TrueEpic will get his revenge against Liggins.
Tonight, Chicago, you are in for one of the greatest nights in the history of the TSC.