@CM Punk got this shyt down to a science. The whole SES has been dropping ether bombs on my Piss Empire quiet as kept. This is some USA vs. Germany shyt right here.
But is CM Punk a face or heel?He just shyt on everybody in the promotion.
TSC King of the Trap
- Thread starter Nintendough
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Wcthesecret
Banned
*is speaking on my cellphone about arrangements*
Dylan: since it's basically inevitable, I'd like to order a lot of oil and lighters. Tell my family I love them, tell them that they'll understand it soon enough, they shouldn't blame themselves, this was gonna happen whether anybody wanted it or not. Goodbye.
Dylan: since it's basically inevitable, I'd like to order a lot of oil and lighters. Tell my family I love them, tell them that they'll understand it soon enough, they shouldn't blame themselves, this was gonna happen whether anybody wanted it or not. Goodbye.
TrueEpic08
Dum Shiny
*In the SES locker room*
Doctored videos...secret contract terms...bounties...quote-unquote "shocking" announcements...
Even before @CM Punk, @Paul-Heyman, and myself became the single most potent force in the history of TSC, I always wondered why we were the targets of such..extracurricular sabotage. Surely, if you're good enough, if you're man enough to beat us man to man, there would be no need to reduce yourselves to slandering your opponent an a vain attempt to manipulate them and get them off of their game.
And then, I had to stop that line of thought and truly consider who I'm talking about. *turns to Punk and Heyman* Look at us *Epic and Punk hold up their three titles*, look at them. Look at how we formed...and look at how the even so odiously titled "Urine Nation" and ironically titled "The Learning" formed. There's a reason that one of those groups has a 3/3 member to belt ratio, and the other two have a 3/0 and who-the-hell-cares/0 member to belt ratios, respectively. The fact is, we are strong, we are just, we are *turns to Punk*, I apologize, the Best in the World.
And it goes without saying that we are the Best in TSC. The most righteous in TSC, the most virtuous in TSC. *Looks directly at camera* I'm going to make one thing extremely, totally crystal clear to both @Keith Harrow and to the Learning. Apparently, you know nothing about me. What with Liggins showing that the ammonia in piss might be more harmful to humans than we originally thought and the Learning learning precisely jack shyt from my time here. I. CANNOT. BE. BOUGHT. I. CANNOT. BE. BRIBED. Know it, learn it, because it will be the last thing you ever learn before the SES puts you jackasses in traction.
Not one time, not one time, not when I was a rogue, not when I was a part of TSCCM, not now, not one time was I ever a "liar." Nor am I a backstabber. The very fact that you insinuate that I am either of these two things is a gross, gross insult. But, that's really the only thing that these two collectives seem to be able to do with any efficacy. So maybe we should let them have that before the SES crushes them.
I'll let Punk and Heyman take care of The Learning. But @Keith Harrow. Know this: nothing, NOTHING you say of do will be able to save you from my wrath, will save you from understanding just what type of man becomes the only Double Crown holder in TSC history. If I were you, I'd shut up, and simply wash my neck.
This is our world, and the SES simply lets you exist within it.
Doctored videos...secret contract terms...bounties...quote-unquote "shocking" announcements...
Even before @CM Punk, @Paul-Heyman, and myself became the single most potent force in the history of TSC, I always wondered why we were the targets of such..extracurricular sabotage. Surely, if you're good enough, if you're man enough to beat us man to man, there would be no need to reduce yourselves to slandering your opponent an a vain attempt to manipulate them and get them off of their game.
And then, I had to stop that line of thought and truly consider who I'm talking about. *turns to Punk and Heyman* Look at us *Epic and Punk hold up their three titles*, look at them. Look at how we formed...and look at how the even so odiously titled "Urine Nation" and ironically titled "The Learning" formed. There's a reason that one of those groups has a 3/3 member to belt ratio, and the other two have a 3/0 and who-the-hell-cares/0 member to belt ratios, respectively. The fact is, we are strong, we are just, we are *turns to Punk*, I apologize, the Best in the World.
And it goes without saying that we are the Best in TSC. The most righteous in TSC, the most virtuous in TSC. *Looks directly at camera* I'm going to make one thing extremely, totally crystal clear to both @Keith Harrow and to the Learning. Apparently, you know nothing about me. What with Liggins showing that the ammonia in piss might be more harmful to humans than we originally thought and the Learning learning precisely jack shyt from my time here. I. CANNOT. BE. BOUGHT. I. CANNOT. BE. BRIBED. Know it, learn it, because it will be the last thing you ever learn before the SES puts you jackasses in traction.
Not one time, not one time, not when I was a rogue, not when I was a part of TSCCM, not now, not one time was I ever a "liar." Nor am I a backstabber. The very fact that you insinuate that I am either of these two things is a gross, gross insult. But, that's really the only thing that these two collectives seem to be able to do with any efficacy. So maybe we should let them have that before the SES crushes them.
I'll let Punk and Heyman take care of The Learning. But @Keith Harrow. Know this: nothing, NOTHING you say of do will be able to save you from my wrath, will save you from understanding just what type of man becomes the only Double Crown holder in TSC history. If I were you, I'd shut up, and simply wash my neck.
This is our world, and the SES simply lets you exist within it.
Paul-Heyman
The Voice Of The Voice Of The Voiceless
*music hits*
*walks to the ring*
*grabs mic*
I see that the leader of the urine nation decided to crawl out from under the rock he and his minions have been hiding under and had some choice words for myself. Ya know some people get drunk off power....well it seems to me that you are drunk off the one thing that you champion the most...........piss. You know the walls are closing in on you and your so called "nation". The collective noose of those who you wronged is getting a little tighter around your neck. Me being from Philadelphia?
I'm from the city of champions...PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania and don't you EVER forget it. My LIFE, my will to WIN was forged in STEEL. There was once a man who was a visionary, a leader of men, a leader of a NATION, a man such as yourself...a Brooklynite...such as yourself. His name? Al Davis, leader of the famed Oakland Raiders....the "rebels" of the NFL. A team that SHOULD have been the team of the 70's.....the only thing that stood in their way....the only thing that stopped them.....was a team...from PITTSBURGH. They stopped him....and I WILL stop you. You say you're gonna go Brooklyn on my ass?
*points to the coli tron*
That's the type of pro wrestlers Brooklyn is breeding these days? Guys that are just as comfortable giving a reach around as they are reaching for a MITB briefcase? Just remember what happened the last time Brooklyn challenged Pittsburgh in the squared circle
He lost and so will you. Time is ticking Liggins....time is ticking...tick.....tock.....tick....tock....see you soon
*walks to the ring*
*grabs mic*
I see that the leader of the urine nation decided to crawl out from under the rock he and his minions have been hiding under and had some choice words for myself. Ya know some people get drunk off power....well it seems to me that you are drunk off the one thing that you champion the most...........piss. You know the walls are closing in on you and your so called "nation". The collective noose of those who you wronged is getting a little tighter around your neck. Me being from Philadelphia?
I'm from the city of champions...PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania and don't you EVER forget it. My LIFE, my will to WIN was forged in STEEL. There was once a man who was a visionary, a leader of men, a leader of a NATION, a man such as yourself...a Brooklynite...such as yourself. His name? Al Davis, leader of the famed Oakland Raiders....the "rebels" of the NFL. A team that SHOULD have been the team of the 70's.....the only thing that stood in their way....the only thing that stopped them.....was a team...from PITTSBURGH. They stopped him....and I WILL stop you. You say you're gonna go Brooklyn on my ass?*points to the coli tron*
That's the type of pro wrestlers Brooklyn is breeding these days? Guys that are just as comfortable giving a reach around as they are reaching for a MITB briefcase? Just remember what happened the last time Brooklyn challenged Pittsburgh in the squared circle
He lost and so will you. Time is ticking Liggins....time is ticking...tick.....tock.....tick....tock....see you soon
Don't forget Heidenreich as well
*KG RAWSE standing in ring*
KG RAWSE: At this time I'd like to welcome The Learning to the ring
*The Learning's music plays*
StarClout, @jdashmaj, @We Ready, and @DirtyD make their way to the ring
*crowd boos The Learning*
KG RAWSE: now Learning, everyone knows about the bounty, but what about this tape you have concering SES?
StarClout: Good Ol KG, the bounty is old news, I'll address the bounty in a minute as well as this tape that the world is about to see. but first I understand that SES seems to have every stable's name in their mouth, and in reality, they are ripping apart at the seams behind closed doors. @Paul-Heyman delivered that announcement at the top of the program because he has committed sin against his cash cow, @CM Punk, and he knows it. Punk, let me ask you this, you and heyman are supposed to be "best friends", but dont you find it weird that he flat out refuses to tell you and @TrueEpic08 who his new client is?
he isnt telling you or epic the truth because he plans on using SES as a stepping stone for his new client. he is using you and Epic's accomplishments to get this new client over and leaving you two for dead.
dont believe me? roll the footage
*video begins*
Heyman is seen talking to another Manager backstage
Heyman: Since he won the title, Punk has been acting like a primadonna, he wont return my calls, he ignores all my texts and emails, but thats ok I got this new guy, he's gonna take the title off Punk and then I'm gonna have him and @TrueEpic08 tag together so Epic can become the first TSC Triple Crown and then I'll help Epic win the Interstate Championship and finally, BAM, my new guy betrays Epic and then a title match with all of Epics belts, and my new guys's TSC Championship to determine the first TSC Grand Slam Champion. the money isnt in Punk, the money is in Epic and my new guy feuding. Punk will be working preshows after I'm through with him. he seems to forgotten who got him to where he is now. and he must pay for it. my new client will see to it.
*video ends*
StarClout: this leads me into the bounty, the bounty is being called off because I have something much better in mind. SES says they are at the top of TSC, well they're gonna put their money where their mouth is, because at TSC Fall Brawl in september, there will be a WarGames match between
SES (@CM Punk, @TrueEpic08, and @Paul-Heyman's new client making his in ring debut)
Urine Nation (@Keith Harrow, Jason Thurgood Goode, Heidenreich, and Big Zeke)
The fukkery Foundation (@SwiggyCabrera24 @Cobratron, and ??)
The Learning (myself, @jdashmaj, @We Ready and @DirtyD)
now KG RAWSE, I know you and the TSC Universe are wondering, who else is in the fukkery Foundation? well @SwiggyCabrera24 and @Cobratron have until Fall Brawl to find 2 additional members and Heyman has until Fall Brawl to debut this new client and find one additional member to round out their team.
whoever gains the winning pinfall or submission will become the new number one contender for the TSC championship and will face whoever the TSC Champion is pending the outcome of the Chicago Street Fight between Punk and Mr. KG later tonight. If Punk happens to win the Street Fight tonight and gains the winning pinfall or submission in WarGames, he will be able to choose his own number one contender for the TSC Championship the next night on TSC is War
this match means that the Interstate Title match tonight will not determine the number one contender. however, TSC Creative will be preparing something in november that will involve the interstate title holder. details are sealed so I cant speak on it.
now back to wargames in September, SES claims to be the best in TSC and above the other stables, well here is their chance to prove it. This is SES's sink or swim moment. all of TSC's stables will be looking to destroy SES and keep in mind that Liggins plans to make Epic a member of Urine Nation tonight and Heyman looks to snake Punk sometime in the future for a bigger payday. these dynamics will definitely play into war games. SES claims to be unified and no rifts are happening between them backstage, well we'll find out at WarGames. plus with a potential title opportunity for Epic, Heyman's new client, and SES's 4th member in October, it remains to be seen if SES can hold it together till next month.
the bounty has been called off because we and the other stables want you 100% at Fall Brawl, Punk. The SES complains that the other stables wont confront them face to face, well now you all have every stable looking to destroy SES in WarGames.
Enjoy your Chicago Street Fight with Mr. KG, hopefully you get your apology from him, and all of that good stuff. because after tonight, you have bigger problems to worry about in the form of WarGames in September
now if you excuse us KG RAWSE, @jdashmaj has a match to get ready for later tonight
class is dismissed *drops mic*
KG RAWSE: At this time I'd like to welcome The Learning to the ring
*The Learning's music plays*
StarClout, @jdashmaj, @We Ready, and @DirtyD make their way to the ring
*crowd boos The Learning*
KG RAWSE: now Learning, everyone knows about the bounty, but what about this tape you have concering SES?
StarClout: Good Ol KG, the bounty is old news, I'll address the bounty in a minute as well as this tape that the world is about to see. but first I understand that SES seems to have every stable's name in their mouth, and in reality, they are ripping apart at the seams behind closed doors. @Paul-Heyman delivered that announcement at the top of the program because he has committed sin against his cash cow, @CM Punk, and he knows it. Punk, let me ask you this, you and heyman are supposed to be "best friends", but dont you find it weird that he flat out refuses to tell you and @TrueEpic08 who his new client is?
he isnt telling you or epic the truth because he plans on using SES as a stepping stone for his new client. he is using you and Epic's accomplishments to get this new client over and leaving you two for dead.
dont believe me? roll the footage
*video begins*
Heyman is seen talking to another Manager backstage
Heyman: Since he won the title, Punk has been acting like a primadonna, he wont return my calls, he ignores all my texts and emails, but thats ok I got this new guy, he's gonna take the title off Punk and then I'm gonna have him and @TrueEpic08 tag together so Epic can become the first TSC Triple Crown and then I'll help Epic win the Interstate Championship and finally, BAM, my new guy betrays Epic and then a title match with all of Epics belts, and my new guys's TSC Championship to determine the first TSC Grand Slam Champion. the money isnt in Punk, the money is in Epic and my new guy feuding. Punk will be working preshows after I'm through with him. he seems to forgotten who got him to where he is now. and he must pay for it. my new client will see to it.
*video ends*
StarClout: this leads me into the bounty, the bounty is being called off because I have something much better in mind. SES says they are at the top of TSC, well they're gonna put their money where their mouth is, because at TSC Fall Brawl in september, there will be a WarGames match between
SES (@CM Punk, @TrueEpic08, and @Paul-Heyman's new client making his in ring debut)
Urine Nation (@Keith Harrow, Jason Thurgood Goode, Heidenreich, and Big Zeke)
The fukkery Foundation (@SwiggyCabrera24 @Cobratron, and ??)
The Learning (myself, @jdashmaj, @We Ready and @DirtyD)
now KG RAWSE, I know you and the TSC Universe are wondering, who else is in the fukkery Foundation? well @SwiggyCabrera24 and @Cobratron have until Fall Brawl to find 2 additional members and Heyman has until Fall Brawl to debut this new client and find one additional member to round out their team.
whoever gains the winning pinfall or submission will become the new number one contender for the TSC championship and will face whoever the TSC Champion is pending the outcome of the Chicago Street Fight between Punk and Mr. KG later tonight. If Punk happens to win the Street Fight tonight and gains the winning pinfall or submission in WarGames, he will be able to choose his own number one contender for the TSC Championship the next night on TSC is War
this match means that the Interstate Title match tonight will not determine the number one contender. however, TSC Creative will be preparing something in november that will involve the interstate title holder. details are sealed so I cant speak on it.
now back to wargames in September, SES claims to be the best in TSC and above the other stables, well here is their chance to prove it. This is SES's sink or swim moment. all of TSC's stables will be looking to destroy SES and keep in mind that Liggins plans to make Epic a member of Urine Nation tonight and Heyman looks to snake Punk sometime in the future for a bigger payday. these dynamics will definitely play into war games. SES claims to be unified and no rifts are happening between them backstage, well we'll find out at WarGames. plus with a potential title opportunity for Epic, Heyman's new client, and SES's 4th member in October, it remains to be seen if SES can hold it together till next month.
the bounty has been called off because we and the other stables want you 100% at Fall Brawl, Punk. The SES complains that the other stables wont confront them face to face, well now you all have every stable looking to destroy SES in WarGames.
Enjoy your Chicago Street Fight with Mr. KG, hopefully you get your apology from him, and all of that good stuff. because after tonight, you have bigger problems to worry about in the form of WarGames in September
now if you excuse us KG RAWSE, @jdashmaj has a match to get ready for later tonight
class is dismissed *drops mic*
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Nintendough
#Kliq
@SwiggyCabrera24 will be beginning his double header with his match against @Wcthesecret
KG Rawse: Swiggy "The fukkman" Cabrera has been lighting it up and is clearly on the path to a title shot. Right now he needs to focus on Dylan.
*Dylan looks focused and ready to win his first match*
*Dylan slips on sweat in the middle of the ring*
*Swiggy applies the fukkshooter*
*Dylan taps*
KG Rawse: Swiggy "The fukkman" Cabrera has been lighting it up and is clearly on the path to a title shot. Right now he needs to focus on Dylan.
*Dylan looks focused and ready to win his first match*
*Dylan slips on sweat in the middle of the ring*
*Swiggy applies the fukkshooter*
*Dylan taps*
*Liggins watches the proceedings unfold backstage*
Interesting,
The Learning has finally kicked some knowledge I can sink my teeth into. The cat's out of the bag about the SES. It's weak and on the brink of failure. All the Piss Empire needs to do is kick in the door and the whole bloody edifice will collapse. It will make tonight's cleansing that much easier. 
Interesting,
The Learning has finally kicked some knowledge I can sink my teeth into. The cat's out of the bag about the SES. It's weak and on the brink of failure. All the Piss Empire needs to do is kick in the door and the whole bloody edifice will collapse. It will make tonight's cleansing that much easier.
*Dylan comes backstage after his squash to be interviewed by PAWG Stevens*
Dylan, do you have any words about your poor showing ton--
*Before she can finish Dylan is attacked by a deranged and psychotic Ezekiel Jackson who drags him out onto the stage and tosses him into some sound and production equipment electrocuting him*
Dylan, do you have any words about your poor showing ton--
*Before she can finish Dylan is attacked by a deranged and psychotic Ezekiel Jackson who drags him out onto the stage and tosses him into some sound and production equipment electrocuting him*