TSC King of the Trap

[Nintendough]

Lessons Learned, Classes in Session.





Breaking News: Next TSC IS WAR.... Swiggy vs Krack. Hopefully they can't vent their frustrations out in a one on one.

 

[Paul-Heyman]

KG RAWSE: now Learning, everyone knows about the bounty, but what about this tape you have concering SES?

StarClout: Good Ol KG, the bounty is old news, I'll address the bounty in a minute as well as this tape that the world is about to see. but first I understand that SES seems to have every stable's name in their mouth, and in reality, they are ripping apart at the seams behind closed doors. @Paul-Heyman delivered that announcement at the top of the program because he has committed sin against his cash cow, @CM Punk, and he knows it. Punk, let me ask you this, you and heyman are supposed to be "best friends", but dont you find it weird that he flat out refuses to tell you and @TrueEpic08 who his new client is?

he isnt telling you or epic the truth because he plans on using SES as a stepping stone for his new client. he is using you and Epic's accomplishments to get this new client over and leaving you two for dead.

dont believe me? roll the footage

*video begins*

Heyman is seen talking to another Manager backstage

Heyman: Since he won the title, Punk has been acting like a primadonna, he wont return my calls, he ignores all my texts and emails, but thats ok I got this new guy, he's gonna take the title off Punk and then I'm gonna have him and @TrueEpic08 tag together so Epic can become the first TSC Triple Crown and then I'll help Epic win the Interstate Championship and finally, BAM, my new guy betrays Epic and then a title match with all of Epics belts, and my new guys's TSC Championship to determine the first TSC Grand Slam Champion. the money isnt in Punk, the money is in Epic and my new guy feuding. Punk will be working preshows after I'm through with him. he seems to forgotten who got him to where he is now. and he must pay for it. my new client will see to it.

*video ends*

Ok, Mr. StarClout. I see you are obviously trying to cause a rift in my relationship with my best friend and YOUR reigning and defending TSC World Heavyweight Champion for the past 14 days 19 hours 5 minutes and 23 seconds, CM Punk.

Your video while creative, does not tell the whole story.

You see Mr. StarClout, we in the Straight Edge Society think three steps ahead of everyone else in TSC. Is it true that my new client can potentially be a world champion? Absolutely! When CM Punk decides to retire and walk away, everyone in the Straight Edge Society can potentially be the World Heavyweight Champion. It is no secret I also think highly of TrueEpic, the first and only Double Crown TSC Champion in history. It is my job to bring greatness to each and everyone of my clients. You see, I have to pull the strings I have to pull to get ahead and put all of these puppets in their place. You just so happened to have a video camera in place while I was maneuvering the strings. I emphatically pledge my undying loyalty to CM Punk and the Straight Edge Society.

Now, Mr. StarClout what you need to be concerned with is your wargames proposal. We in the Straight Edge Society, ACCEPT this challenge.

And understand this, the Straight Edge Society will be a full powered force to be reckoned with by the time Fall Brawl rolls around. You see, tonight, here in Chicago *cheap pop*. My newest client will debut. The Hammer of Justice that CM Punk mentioned earlier tonight will be felt by the whole of TSC. I promise to SHOCK and amaze TSC with my new client and the newest member of the Straight Edge Society tonight.

It's funny that you mention The Learning, The Fukk Foundation and Urine Nation for this wargames match. All these groups with obviously talented individuals. Some may even be..... Straight Edge Society material. Maybe, and this is just a thought.... really. Maybe, my new client is among them?

Instead of using your imagination and creativity to cause rifts that do not exist in the armor of the Straight Edge Society, perhaps you should be looking among yourselves and ask yourself a question. Are all these men loyal to me? The Fukk Foundation should ask themselves that. Even the Urine Nation should ask themselves that. Well, maybe not so much them.


I look forward to seeing what transpires, later tonight.

 

[StarClout]

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Even the Urine Nation should ask themselves that. Well, maybe not so much them..

 

[El primo Del Push Man]

Dios mio at these developments.

Spoiler

I really need to google some different Spanish phrases

 

[Swiggy]

Lessons Learned, Classes in Session.





Breaking News: Next TSC IS WAR.... Swiggy vs Krack. Hopefully they can't vent their frustrations out in a one on one.

Spoiler

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

The Urine Nation stays intact, but will the reveal of this new SES client threaten the very foundations of the Piss Empire?

 

[Swiggy]

The storylines are so gotdamn good, fukk everyone else who gets paid and can't come up with shyt half this creative

 

[We Ready]

It's funny that you mention The Learning, The Fukk Foundation and Urine Nation for this wargames match. All these groups with obviously talented individuals. Some may even be..... Straight Edge Society material. Maybe, and this is just a thought.... really. Maybe, my new client is among them?

*Looks into the souls of @jdashmaj, @StarClout and @DirtyD

*Feels confident that none of the three would ever be fool enough to walk away from what we've got here

*Hates it had to be The fukkery Foundation or The Urine Nation

 

[Nintendough]

KG RAWSE: next up folks we have @Keith Harrow vs. @TrueEpic08 SES vs Piss Nation!!!!





* Liggins enters down the ramp with Heidenreich behind him *






*TrueEpic enters with @Paul Heyman with him*





KG RAWSE: TE seems to be confident even though he isn'-t backed up by any muscle!!!





*Liggins and TrueEpic lock up and exchange headlocks*





*Liggins spits piss out of his mouth into TrueEpic's face*





*TrueEpic wipes the urine from his eyes as Liggins rakes his back with his finger nails*





*Liggins takes off his belt and begins spanking TrueEpic and calling him a filthy whore*





*TrueEpic eventually grabs the belt and strikes Liggins several times in return before Liggins runs outside of the ring*

 

[Swiggy]

nikkas, I got shyt to watch, but this thread gonna make it impossible

 

[Nintendough]

* Suddenly @We Ready strolls out with evil in his eyes, sits in the crowd and simply watches *






*TrueEpic chases after Liggins around the ring until Heidenreich trips TrueEpic and pretends nothing happened*






*Liggins stomps on TrueEpic, acting as if he can win on his own...Heidenreich stalks Paul Heyman around the ring....Heyman shrieks like a girl*







** We Ready Suddenly gets up and attacks Heidenreich with wrench... Heyman hugs We Ready*







*Liggins,realizing that something fishy is going on picks up his Phallus shaped two-way radio and screams into it*






*Snitsky crawls from under the ring and carries Liggins away like Costner did Whitney in The Bodyguard...Liggins gives them the one finger salute as he is dashed off*







KG RAWSE: What is going on here !!!!!! Why did We Ready help Heyman...is......IS HE THE NEW HEYMAN GUY!!!!?? SES speak on it!!!

 

[Swiggy]

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

The Learning failed this test. Class dismissed.

 

[StarClout]

*myself, @jdashmaj and @DirtyD watch what just happened backstage with bewilderment*