TSC King of the Trap
- Thread starter Nintendough
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After some discussion with TSC officials, a 4 way ladder match isn't good enough in the new #TSC2000 era, so the 4 way ladder match is now
@Evil Genius Swizzy and @Doominess vs @firemanBk and @Kostibros vs @YoungCJ and @g-ice vs @The Push Man / @El primo Del Push Man and @Ace Money in a 4 way Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match for the newly vacated TSC undisputed tag team titles
The stipulations in place for @The Push Man / @El primo Del Push Man still stand. Those stipulations again are:
(Push Man/El Primo MUST compete with the tag partner assigned to him and either Push Man or El Primo must be present to compete when the match is scheduled to take place alongside Ace. If Push/El Primo fail to meet both of these two stipulations, BOTH Push Man and El Primo's TSC contracts will be terminated on the spot.)
The Tag Titles were given to TSC officials earlier today and now they hang above the arena for the match
A repeat of Out for Blood will not happen tonight and new tag team champs are guaranteed to be crowned tonight
@Evil Genius Swizzy and @Doominess vs @firemanBk and @Kostibros vs @YoungCJ and @g-ice vs @The Push Man / @El primo Del Push Man and @Ace Money in a 4 way Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match for the newly vacated TSC undisputed tag team titles
The stipulations in place for @The Push Man / @El primo Del Push Man still stand. Those stipulations again are:
(Push Man/El Primo MUST compete with the tag partner assigned to him and either Push Man or El Primo must be present to compete when the match is scheduled to take place alongside Ace. If Push/El Primo fail to meet both of these two stipulations, BOTH Push Man and El Primo's TSC contracts will be terminated on the spot.)
The Tag Titles were given to TSC officials earlier today and now they hang above the arena for the match
A repeat of Out for Blood will not happen tonight and new tag team champs are guaranteed to be crowned tonight
Nintendough
#Kliq
Excellent 
The way match begins... right now.
The TSC Playaz @Evil Genius Swizzy & @Doominess
vs
*@firemanBk & @Kostibros
vs
@YoungCJ & @g-ice
vs
& @The Push Man / @El primo Del Push Man & @Ace Money
*All teams whisper in their partners ears talking strategy*
*G-ice and YoungCJ make a dash up the two ladders*
*firemanBk & Kostibros follow suit after them*
*The TSC Playaz & El Primo and Ace grab folded chairs from outside of the ring and give them a 4 man, synchronized conchairto to the back of the 4 on the ladders*
*TSC Playaz and El Primo & Ace stare at each other *
*A brawl insues between the four men*
KG RAWSE: Has everybody gone insane??!!!!!
The way match begins... right now.
The TSC Playaz @Evil Genius Swizzy & @Doominess
vs
*@firemanBk & @Kostibros
vs
@YoungCJ & @g-ice
vs
& @The Push Man / @El primo Del Push Man & @Ace Money
*All teams whisper in their partners ears talking strategy*
*G-ice and YoungCJ make a dash up the two ladders*
*firemanBk & Kostibros follow suit after them*
*The TSC Playaz & El Primo and Ace grab folded chairs from outside of the ring and give them a 4 man, synchronized conchairto to the back of the 4 on the ladders*
*TSC Playaz and El Primo & Ace stare at each other *
*A brawl insues between the four men*
KG RAWSE: Has everybody gone insane??!!!!!
Evil genius Jay
The TSC PLAYAZ!!!!
cant wait!!!
Wcthesecret
Banned
...dude, your match is on right now.
Evil genius Jay
The TSC PLAYAZ!!!!
yea i know
Wcthesecret
Banned
And didnt your head just get bashed in by a steel chair?
*A calm and focused Ezekiel Jackson sits alone in the hallway of the backstage area*
Swiggy, I look forward to our match tonight. As you can see I am quite calm and collected. Liggins made sure I took all of my medications. There won't be any tears from these eyes. Or, I could be lying. I might be crying when I get into the ring. Automatic DQ, Swiggy wins. But that's when the true pain begins. I don't care about wins and losses. I just care about pain, carnage, destruction. Swiggy, one way or another you're going to cry. Whether it's by defeat or whether I just go insane and you "win" due to my condition. And Swiggy, you won't be the only one crying; the TSC galaxy, your fukkery Foundation, your friends and family....tears will be shed. Chicago will be flooded. Know and understand that.
*Removes tissue from trunks which contains the dreaded Iron Phallus*
Good luck tonight Princess. Bring tissue, I know I will.
Swiggy, I look forward to our match tonight. As you can see I am quite calm and collected. Liggins made sure I took all of my medications. There won't be any tears from these eyes. Or, I could be lying. I might be crying when I get into the ring. Automatic DQ, Swiggy wins. But that's when the true pain begins. I don't care about wins and losses. I just care about pain, carnage, destruction. Swiggy, one way or another you're going to cry. Whether it's by defeat or whether I just go insane and you "win" due to my condition. And Swiggy, you won't be the only one crying; the TSC galaxy, your fukkery Foundation, your friends and family....tears will be shed. Chicago will be flooded. Know and understand that.
*Removes tissue from trunks which contains the dreaded Iron Phallus*
Good luck tonight Princess. Bring tissue, I know I will.
Nintendough
#Kliq
*El Primo'-s mask is ripped off*
KG RAWSE: Is that Push Man? !!!!
*El Primo looks exactly like Push Man but is sporting a very thick porn stache*
*TSC Playaz take advantage of a distracted Ace and El Primo by drop kicking them out of the ring*
*TSC playaz do the thousands of dollars dance instead of climbing the ladder*
*YoungCJ and G-ice blindside both men with forearm clubs to the back of the head*
*YoungCJ and G%'-ice out of mockery do a poor form Thousands of Dollars dance*
*CJ and G finally props up the two ladders to climb them...they both climb half way *
*waiting in the wings.....firemanBk & Kostibros run up the opposite sides of the ladders and all four brawl at the top of the ladder.*
KG RAWSE: Is that Push Man? !!!!
*El Primo looks exactly like Push Man but is sporting a very thick porn stache*
*TSC Playaz take advantage of a distracted Ace and El Primo by drop kicking them out of the ring*
*TSC playaz do the thousands of dollars dance instead of climbing the ladder*
*YoungCJ and G-ice blindside both men with forearm clubs to the back of the head*
*YoungCJ and G%'-ice out of mockery do a poor form Thousands of Dollars dance*
*CJ and G finally props up the two ladders to climb them...they both climb half way *
*waiting in the wings.....firemanBk & Kostibros run up the opposite sides of the ladders and all four brawl at the top of the ladder.*
*A Jason Thurgood Goode promo airs*
3Rivers, I guess tonight is the night. A true American patriot like myself, versus some riff raff from the disgusting, smelly city of Philadelphia. You'll fit right in here, in this place called "Chiraq" where a bunch of no good, lazy, filthy, ugly and violent "Odummber supporters" terrorize the good, often white, citizens keeping this once great city afloat. Being the intelligent gentleman I am, I undertand this.....when in Rome....do as the Romans do.
I'm about to go straight Brooklyn on your bytch ass tonight 3Rivers. You want to get ghetto? You want to get hood? You want to get fukking IGNANT, with ME?!
Brooklyn born and bred dunny, fukk all that Philly shyt. We don't recognize mullets, tight ass leather jackets and "hoagies" in the Sty. But I do recognize p*ssy though, stank ass Philly p*ssy, like YOU. I'm about to make you recognize something too though, a good old fashion Brooklyn Beatdown. You gonna catch a buck fifty tonight homeboy. Don't know what that is? Oh, you gonna find out. Gonna slice that ass up like a Philly Cheese Steak. Tonight, it's going to be aaaaaaaaaall Goode. G-double O-D-E, Goode, for me! See you in the ring bytch. 
3Rivers, I guess tonight is the night. A true American patriot like myself, versus some riff raff from the disgusting, smelly city of Philadelphia. You'll fit right in here, in this place called "Chiraq" where a bunch of no good, lazy, filthy, ugly and violent "Odummber supporters" terrorize the good, often white, citizens keeping this once great city afloat. Being the intelligent gentleman I am, I undertand this.....when in Rome....do as the Romans do.
I'm about to go straight Brooklyn on your bytch ass tonight 3Rivers. You want to get ghetto? You want to get hood? You want to get fukking IGNANT, with ME?!
Brooklyn born and bred dunny, fukk all that Philly shyt. We don't recognize mullets, tight ass leather jackets and "hoagies" in the Sty. But I do recognize p*ssy though, stank ass Philly p*ssy, like YOU. I'm about to make you recognize something too though, a good old fashion Brooklyn Beatdown. You gonna catch a buck fifty tonight homeboy. Don't know what that is? Oh, you gonna find out. Gonna slice that ass up like a Philly Cheese Steak. Tonight, it's going to be aaaaaaaaaall Goode. G-double O-D-E, Goode, for me! See you in the ring bytch.
Nintendough
#Kliq
*The TSC Playas, recooperated.....set up a pair of tables for a hurt YCJ and G-ice
*TSC playaz spear both men through the tables!!!!*
*firemanBk & Kostibros continue to brawl with El Primo & Ace at the top of the Ladders*
*TSC Playaz sneak into the ring....suddenly shoulder charging into the ladders and sending them crashing to the ground*
KG% RAWSE: Those are human beings!!!!!....El Primo...I mean Push Man....there....their in there!!
*TSC playaz spear both men through the tables!!!!*
*firemanBk & Kostibros continue to brawl with El Primo & Ace at the top of the Ladders*
*TSC Playaz sneak into the ring....suddenly shoulder charging into the ladders and sending them crashing to the ground*
KG% RAWSE: Those are human beings!!!!!....El Primo...I mean Push Man....there....their in there!!
*Liggins emerges from his private chambers clothed in a golden robe glistening with the golden elixir and speaks to an awaiting Heidenreich and Snitsky*
Gentlemen, this is a truly epic night that is upon us. Dare I say a "truly epic" decision will be made that shall shake TSC2000 to it's very core.
You see, the gold that these stupid puppets in this organization seek is vastly different from the gold that we have. 
We are not bound by the lust for these stupid belts. I could go upstairs right now and go to some fukking vendor, pay 20 bucks for a replica and strut to the ring and the stupid sheep wouldn't know the difference. But these guys, guys like TrueEpic, they crave the belt. They need it. And they will do anything to have it. Demonic things. They will even turn on their best friends. Once I defeat True Epic tonight and cleanse him of his filth via a collection of carefully selected PAWGs, we will send him on his way to challenge CM Punk for the TSC Championship and we shall make sure he achieves that goal. With the belt in his hands he will be a slave to the Urine Nation; we'll make sure of that. 
With the gold belonging to the Urine Nation without the taint of the belt touching us TSC2000 will be putty in our hands. The Piss Empire will truly be invincible.
Snitsky - And what if True Epic refuses to be cleansed?
*Liggins ponders for a moment*
Well my dear Snitsky, we do what we always do; destroy him and everything he loves. We'll drown this organization and enjoy watching these fools flail about in a desperate attempt to save themselves. Now gentlemen, prepare yourselves. Heidenreich has an impromptu match with that jobber Cobratron. Snitsky, make sure you are at ringside, phallus in hand. Tonight, we have to make sure everything comes up golden for the Piss Empire.
Heidenreich - Hmmmm, there's nothing like white meat.
Gentlemen, this is a truly epic night that is upon us. Dare I say a "truly epic" decision will be made that shall shake TSC2000 to it's very core.
You see, the gold that these stupid puppets in this organization seek is vastly different from the gold that we have. We are not bound by the lust for these stupid belts. I could go upstairs right now and go to some fukking vendor, pay 20 bucks for a replica and strut to the ring and the stupid sheep wouldn't know the difference. But these guys, guys like TrueEpic, they crave the belt. They need it. And they will do anything to have it. Demonic things. They will even turn on their best friends. Once I defeat True Epic tonight and cleanse him of his filth via a collection of carefully selected PAWGs, we will send him on his way to challenge CM Punk for the TSC Championship and we shall make sure he achieves that goal. With the belt in his hands he will be a slave to the Urine Nation; we'll make sure of that. With the gold belonging to the Urine Nation without the taint of the belt touching us TSC2000 will be putty in our hands. The Piss Empire will truly be invincible. Snitsky - And what if True Epic refuses to be cleansed?
*Liggins ponders for a moment*
Well my dear Snitsky, we do what we always do; destroy him and everything he loves. We'll drown this organization and enjoy watching these fools flail about in a desperate attempt to save themselves. Now gentlemen, prepare yourselves. Heidenreich has an impromptu match with that jobber Cobratron. Snitsky, make sure you are at ringside, phallus in hand. Tonight, we have to make sure everything comes up golden for the Piss Empire.
Heidenreich - Hmmmm, there's nothing like white meat.
TrueEpic08
Dum Shiny
I've been silent...I've let @CM Punk and @Paul-Heyman do the talking for the Straight Edge Society as of late...but know this: tonight, it won't just be Punk's night. I will make myself heard loud and clear, both in words and in actions.
@Keith Harrow, I hope you have medics on standby. You'll be needing them, I promise.
@Keith Harrow, I hope you have medics on standby. You'll be needing them, I promise.
Nintendough
#Kliq
*TSC Playaz climb to the top of both ladders and claim the titles*
*crowd boos as the playaz mock the injured 4 men who fell from the ladder in the ring to the floor*
*TSC Playaz is now officially a Heel Team....*
TSC Playaz @Evil Genius Swizzy & @Doominess are TSC Tag Team Ch6ampions
*crowd boos as the playaz mock the injured 4 men who fell from the ladder in the ring to the floor*
*TSC Playaz is now officially a Heel Team....*
TSC Playaz @Evil Genius Swizzy & @Doominess are TSC Tag Team Ch6ampions