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Pinyapplesuckas

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Another TSC Mania where the true GOAT @Pinyapplesuckas isnt booked
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Paul-Heyman

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! My name is Paul Heyman! And I am the very best friend of YOUR reigning, DEFENDING, true, UNDISPUTED, UNDEFEATED, TSC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD FOR THE PAST 971, YES, NINE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY ONE DAYS! @CM Punk !

I am the ADVOCATE for TSC beast Incarnate, @Brock Lesnar !!

I am also a member of the prestigious, Straight Edge Society. Members of which include, @CM Punk, @krackdagawd, @TrueEpic08, @TheGreatShowtime, @the artist known az, @StarClout, @We Ready and of course @MushroomX......









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@MushroomX, I tip my hat off to you sir. You have come a long way from your lowly card opening, hallucinating origins. You have risen to main event heights and seized control of the DAPmachine and poster of the year honors. I sir, am a huge fan of yours. Unfortunately, it has recently come to my attention that you have forged a nickel plated, fugazi of a TSC World Title. The REAL TSC World Heavyweight Champion has been @CM Punk for nearly 1000 days. A mark no man will ever have hopes of achieving. And unfortunately, I have been authorized to tell you the following....











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From the words of your Straight Edge Society leader and the reigning defending TSC World Heavyweight Champion for the past 971 days, @CM Punk : @MushroomX, you have spent at least a year throwing my name under the bus with your side comments and passive aggressiveness. It was only natural to assume to went back to your hallucinating mushrooms again. When Paul Heyman administered the bi-annual SES wellness test, you failed with flying colors. I had hoped to rehabilitate you but you just kept on talking shyt about ME. Henceforth, you are terminated from your involvement with the Straight Edge Society effective immediately and you can bury your fake TSC title that you gave out like a cheap dap in a bush somewhere. Your days of cheap shots and side comments are over. You want the real TSC World Heavyweight Title? You are more than welcome to a shot in Chicago at TSCMania 2016. Rest assure, you're going to get fukked up!
































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MushroomX

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@Paul-Heyman, my good friend... buddy, pal. For months now I have invited @CM Punk to partake in qualifiers, where he has a open shot like any other. He says he is the TSC Heavyweight Champion, yet he is too busy to show up for work?

Take it as I may @Paul-Heyman, you sir are legendary for your advocating skills. Yet, isn't it ironic that your still advocating Punk's work while he is training for his debut in the "The Ring" subforum later this year. Haven't you received a simple ticket or a gift from your client?

It's fair though to stick up for your man Paul, your a man of honor. Let me ask you something though?

Why be straight edge, when a simple bullet can solve all of your problems?

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Vic Damone. Jr

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Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal 12:23
Usos vs. Dudley Boyz 8:17
Team Total Divas vs. Team B.A.D. & Blonde 7:17
Kalisto (c) vs. Ryback 7:23
Triple H (c) vs. Roman Reigns 13:31
Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker 15:20
Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) 11:23
Charlotte (c) (with Ric Flair) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks 8:59
New Day vs. League of Nations 9:35
Ladder Match for the IC Title 11:19
AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho 11:25
 
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Sypress

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Not at all........but at TSCMania I become an equal opportunity belt taker:ravishing:
At first It suddenly made sense why you didn't take me up on my offer to make a bulls wallpaper in return for my BBW for the weekend :hamster:

But now I guess you just didn't want it:yeshrug:

Well, it's too late now. She started hitting the gym hard :mjcry:

Now I'm telling her "please, have another bowl:feedme:"
 
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