LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! My name is Paul Heyman! And I am the very best friend of YOUR reigning, DEFENDING, true, UNDISPUTED, UNDEFEATED, TSC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD FOR THE PAST 971, YES, NINE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY ONE DAYS!
@CM Punk !
I am the ADVOCATE for TSC beast Incarnate,
@Brock Lesnar !!
I am also a member of the prestigious, Straight Edge Society. Members of which include,
@CM Punk,
@krackdagawd,
@TrueEpic08,
@TheGreatShowtime,
@the artist known az,
@StarClout,
@We Ready and of course
@MushroomX......
@MushroomX, I tip my hat off to you sir. You have come a long way from your lowly card opening, hallucinating origins. You have risen to main event heights and seized control of the DAPmachine and poster of the year honors. I sir, am a huge fan of yours. Unfortunately, it has recently come to my attention that you have forged a nickel plated, fugazi of a TSC World Title. The REAL TSC World Heavyweight Champion has been
@CM Punk for nearly 1000 days. A mark no man will ever have hopes of achieving. And unfortunately, I have been authorized to tell you the following....
From the words of your Straight Edge Society leader and the reigning defending TSC World Heavyweight Champion for the past 971 days,
@CM Punk :
@MushroomX, you have spent at least a year throwing my name under the bus with your side comments and passive aggressiveness. It was only natural to assume to went back to your hallucinating mushrooms again. When Paul Heyman administered the bi-annual SES wellness test, you failed with flying colors. I had hoped to rehabilitate you but you just kept on talking shyt about ME. Henceforth, you are terminated from your involvement with the Straight Edge Society effective immediately and you can bury your fake TSC title that you gave out like a cheap dap in a bush somewhere. Your days of cheap shots and side comments are over. You want the real TSC World Heavyweight Title? You are more than welcome to a shot in Chicago at TSCMania 2016. Rest assure, you're going to get fukked up!