TSC's Favorite Wrestler Dropping A Book This Week

[trick]

I talked to my homie about the book last night he said he's gonna hit him up today.

@thaKEAF already getting the wheels in motion

Do ya'll mind posting any more snippets? Or know a place where I can find snippets?

Just search JTG on Twitter and you'll find more snippets.

 

[Silkk]

i am interested in buying it,but not sure if i wanna spend money pn a book that is only 67 pages and,according to what i heard,doesnt mention the names of the participants in its stories...
can someone upload it so that i can check it out and decide weather the book deserves a buy or not?

Its $1.00

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

His first experience with heat was witnessing Miz get yelled at for wearing sunglasses in doors.

- The rules to not getting heat are: shake hands, stay as humble as you can, and don't leave before a show is over. Also OVW guys have to set up and break down ring too.

- The night before Cryme Tyme debuted, both men were in need of having their hair braided. Shad asks JTG to get his braided by the same girl (they are in a rush) and claims they have time as Shad got them cleared to not wrestle on OVWs house show. JTG discovers Shad is wrong and is chewed out by Al Snow and then John Laurianitis fines them $1000 each.

One night on the road, JTG is at the bar and a girl is making eyes for him. John Cena highly encourages him to go for it, and after JTG goes to bed (said he was too drunk and tired to bother) Cena calls him up and tells him he is sending the girl up toward him and not to disappoint him. Sure enough, it is the girl and they do have sex....and then JTG finds out it was a wrestlers 'personal groupie' (which he says is an oxymoron)

- He doesn't drop clues as to who this wrestler was, but it greatly hurt their friendship and WRESTLERS COURT was to be had. JBL was the prosecutor and Undertaker was judge..JTG is instructed to buy beer for everyone or at least something special for JBL and Undertaker. He also has to come up with a defense attorney, and settles on an ECW legend. He says it didn't matter if the wrestler really had any good defense, as long as he was a wrestler in good standing

- JTG explains if he loses the case, the punishments are dreadful for a wrestler. He will have to possibly carry the other wrestlers bags for months, or lose locker room privilege for up to a year.

- Benoit kills family. Everyone forgets about case. He makes up with wrestler and says he ended up being a good friend.

Brehs

So JTG talks about being a huge fan of Bret Hart, and says WWE started making him shades called 'Yo-Yo-Yo' shades. They debuted it at a Cyber Sunday and JTG says they were a huge hit, but there still wasn't plans for full production. Nonetheless, months pass and after a meeting with WWE's lead coordinator of merchandise, the shades are a go. So with all that going well for him, JTG does an interview with WWE magazine and is asked how to describe his relationship with Shad. JTG, without thinking, says, 'friendship, bond, loyalty, respect' and quickly corrects himself and tells the writer not to include those last two words. The writer says, "Okay, I understand. I get it. I know how some of you guys can be sensitive about your gimmicks and catchphrases." Of course when the interview is released, both words are still there.

- Cena meets him in the bathroom as he's taking a piss,

'"Hey, JTG? Is that you in there? I was reading the latest WWE magazine. Interesting article with you and your tag team partner. Nice choice of words." I already knew where he was going with this. I immediately started to plead my case. I told him that a lot of the article was embellished, and that I told the writer not to use those two words, especially not in the same sentence. I finally came out of the stall. He looked me dead in my eyes and said, "You might be telling the truth. The magazine guys are known for putting words in peoples' mouths to make an exciting article. They've done that a few times to me also. But there still has to be consequences and repercussions. This can't go unpunished. You know those cool shades that you have coming out? We're gonna have to put those on hold. That will make us 'Even Steven.'"

Cena out there squashing merch now

 

[Lord Scion]

:sabocena::sabocena::sabocena::sabocena::sabocena:

 

[Silkk]

That is fukkED UP

 

[Vice Queen]

John Cena is the devil!! :mamaboucher:

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Wonder how rg is gonna spin this since he hates john cena and jtg

 

[TheGodling]

He doesn't drop clues as to who this wrestler was, but it greatly hurt their friendship and WRESTLERS COURT was to be had. JBL was the prosecutor and Undertaker was judge..JTG is instructed to buy beer for everyone or at least something special for JBL and Undertaker. He also has to come up with a defense attorney, and settles on an ECW legend. He says it didn't matter if the wrestler really had any good defense, as long as he was a wrestler in good standing

The fukking visuals to this!!!

 

[jadillac]

Cena out here schemin for no reason SMH

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

You know those cool shades that you have coming out? We're gonna have to put those on hold. That will make us 'Even Steven.'"

"The Man That Runs the Place" [/quote]

 

[jackswstd]

So Cena taking money out a black man's pocket is cool with y'all

 

[SteelCitySoldier]

subz

 

[The Rainmaker]

at Cena getting mad for a fake article. Imagine him reading Pro Wrestling Illustrated lists and thinking of punishments if he isn't #1.

 

[mrken12]

Brehs



Cena out there squashing merch now

at Cena calling him out in the bathroom.

 

[Green Ranger]

that some extreme petty shyt by cena getting upset over a bullshyt article in wwe magazine that no one is really even going to read and taking money out of jtg pocket. even if you dont like jtg that shyt aint right.