Typical Rapper Interview Responses....

[GMOGMediaTV]

Sway: There's really no need for an introduction for my next guest. He has been in the game for over a decade. Has sold over 50 million albums worldwide, sold out shows all over globe, 22 grammys, animal lover etc. Ladies and gentlemen welcome Big Crispy on Sway on the Morning!

Big Crispy: Appreciate fam thanks for having me!

Sway: Its been a while since we last spoke, what have been up to lately?

Big Crispy: I just wrapped up my world tour and flew in from Australia last night. Now i'm focused on my clothing line for dogs coming out called 'Furry Tales.' The clothing line for dog lovers is really inspiring and there's nothing like it.

Sway: But didn't you have a deal with...(gets cut off)

Big Crispy: Don't get it confused Sway, when it comes to this clothing line shyt for dogs, i'm the da Vinci of this shyt. nikkas can't fukk with me on any level when it comes to dressing up dogs in outfits and shyt like that. I can drop a album anytime but my focus has been my furry tales clothing line for dogs. The fashion industry rejected my leather leggings idea. So now i'm gonna take the industry by storm.

Sway: Couldn't you just worked with the... (gets cut off again)

Big Crispy: You don't know the answers Sway! I spent over 10 million on the leggings idea alone. There's levels to this shyt Sway...

Sway: Calm down homie, i'm just tryna get the correct answers because alot of people don't know the background info regarding your clothing line projects...

Big Crispy: Alot of people don't know before I started this rap shyt I was a short order cook for Big Baby Ray's chicken shack and automotive repair shop in Memphis Tennessee. I made all of the recipes at the chicken shack place, and when i'm finished with my clothing line project, i plan on starting a chain of my own restaurants world wide!

Sway: *Doesn't care* Ok cool, Can I get a verse from you before you go?

Big Crispy: I haven't written anything since my last album fam.

Big Crispy: *Proceeds to spit his wackest freestyle to date*

 

[Middle Finga U]

Interviewer: A lot of your lyrics have been said to be misogynistic. You've been described as somebody who hates women. Do you agree?

Rapper: *laughs* Naw, naw...that's...come on man - I love women. Women are amazing...they're beautiful. I have women in my family. That's just that media always spinning shyt. How I hate women if I came from a woman? You feel me?


Album Tracklist

1. Intro
2. Dirty B**ch (feat. Nicki Minaj)
3. Nut in her weave (feat. Big Sean and Tyga)
4. Juice like OJ (interlude)
5. S.A.P. (stank a** p***y) (feat. Busta Rhymes)
6. Money Shot (feat. Diddy and Dirty Money)
7. I love you Mama (feat. Busta Rhymes and Skylar Grey)
8. P.Y.T. (feat. R. Kelly)
9. Deepthroat (feat. Trina)
10. Take dat p***y
11. Outro (feat. Busta Rhymes)

Bonus track: Have you speaking gibberish (feat. E-40)

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

Interviewer: A lot of your lyrics have been said to be misogynistic. You've been described as somebody who hates women. Do you agree?

Rapper: *laughs* Naw, naw...that's...come on man - I love women. Women are amazing...they're beautiful. I have women in my family. That's just that media always spinning shyt. How I hate women if I came from a woman? You feel me?


Album Tracklist

1. Intro
2. Dirty B**ch (feat. Nicki Minaj)
3. Nut in her weave (feat. Big Sean and Tyga)
4. Juice like OJ (interlude)
5. S.A.P. (stank a** p***y) (feat. Busta Rhymes)
6. Money Shot (feat. Diddy and Dirty Money)
7. I love you Mama (feat. Busta Rhymes and Skylar Grey)
8. P.Y.T. (feat. R. Kelly)
9. Deepthroat (feat. Trina)
10. Take dat p***y
11. Outro (feat. Busta Rhymes)

Bonus track: Have you speaking gibberish (feat. E-40)

2 Chainz old ass def. on the remix

 

[Still FloW]

Interviewer: I dont know if you've heard or not, but MC This-Is-Why-Im-Cold called you out in his new diss record, are you going to respond ?

Reelnikka4Eva (rapper) : Maan dawg stahp playin shun.. you know i don be lisssenin to these nikkas mayne, i dont even lissen to rap bruh, i just record and process that shyt to the innanets to enjoy, you feel me

Interviewer: are you saying you haven't heard the record or you're not going to respond ?

Reelnikka4Eva (rapper) : i hurrd that lil nikkas chit mayne, he aint een say my name dawg, you know this bustah tripping, nikkas ALREADY KNOW WHO THE FUC I AM, ASK LIL LARRY AND Hot pockets from *names random hood* bout me bruh, nikkas alredy kno how i get down

Interviewer: But, you just said you don't listen to any rap ?

Reelnikka4Eva (rapper) : maaan dont be tripping like this bruhh *cough* see uhgh- what i really meant was that my manager, shout out to bruh bruh pooski from that block for holding me down, bruh played that shyt to me, maan that shyt was light work, you feel me, nam'sayin ?

Interview: In that diss song, he said you really aren't signed and your album flopped because no one is feeling you ?

Reelnikka4Eva (rapper) : naww now look here.. ugh.. erm.. i aint een gonna get into all this politiks you feel me, but the hood behind me one hunna, im signed to the streets baby, you feel me, 100 percscent street nikka, i aint een gotta respond to that diss, my misstape already got over 5000 download in 20 hours, i won eeen get to the amount them bootleggers be dropping, you know lil chun li and punk li too, they respecs my grind, they be showing me all kind of love over there

Interviewer: So when can we expect a new album ? and what about a new label ?

Reelnikka4Eva (rapper) : Im still looking at all the options man you feel me its a lotta deals on the table you feel me, a whole lot of fukking deals, i been turnin shyt down for a min too, we just searching for the right typa deal nam'saying, i want the fans to feel my growf, im in a different position in life now mayne, i just had a daughter and bull snoozer just got out of pen nam'saying.. but my album ''Dime bags and cheap tags'' coming to all hoods near you, shyt my mixtape was on itunes next to Jay Z's kingdom come album over at number 264, shyt im next to Hov you feel me...

Interviewer: Yeah...

 

[submarine1]

Radio Host: We got two rising stars in the studio right now- P.Doe, DJ Grope and Moe Lester, CEO of Dirty Mouth Records. Welcome to the show fellas....you got a new record out called "Amber Alert" whats that all about?
DJ Grope: You take this one P .....
P.Doe: aight, so yeah "Amber Alert" basically is all about how we taking all the kids ya dig? Like we the sound of the next generation and our movement is all about the youth, I'm only 23 so I'm trying to get turntup just like all the youngins out here so yeah...we taking all the kids "Amber Alert" ya dig?
Radio Host: Okay who is that guest featured on the song?
Moe: That's Bumpy D our new addition to the roster, DJ Grope produced his whole album, speak on it Grope....
DJ Grope: Shout-out to Bumpy D, his album coming out this summer, we got all kinda artistis featured on his album, young up and comers, cuz we trying to branch out, be on the lookout for that new baby food line we got coming out.....
Radio Host: where did you discover Bumpy D?
P.Doe: That's my older brother homie, he like 2 years older than me but we met at my high school graduation last year, we was classmates in Maff class....
Radio Host: Okay yeah cuz he sounded real hype on the track
Moe Lester: Yeah he hungry, real hungry thats why we called his album "Sleeping on my Stomach"- cuz you don't know how hungry he is....he gotta clothing line coming out too, we making jeans that already come with a sag ya dig, you can adjust them too so you can sag at different levels.... I'm a bidness-minded man and I'm from the streets so its all about feeding the kids in the street....
Radio Host: I know yall had some drama this year and there's this lawsuit with a local high school yall did a show at...
P.Doe: yeah we can't talk about that right now......

 

[SummerNights]

thread is pure gold

 

[How Sway?]

hustle crowe

 

[tybo]

Interviewer: A lot of your lyrics have been said to be misogynistic. You've been described as somebody who hates women. Do you agree?

Rapper: *laughs* Naw, naw...that's...come on man - I love women. Women are amazing...they're beautiful. I have women in my family. That's just that media always spinning shyt. How I hate women if I came from a woman? You feel me?


Album Tracklist

1. Intro
2. Dirty B**ch (feat. Nicki Minaj)
3. Nut in her weave (feat. Big Sean and Tyga)
4. Juice like OJ (interlude)
5. S.A.P. (stank a** p***y) (feat. Busta Rhymes)
6. Money Shot (feat. Diddy and Dirty Money)
7. I love you Mama (feat. Busta Rhymes and Skylar Grey)
8. P.Y.T. (feat. R. Kelly)
9. Deepthroat (feat. Trina)
10. Take dat p***y
11. Outro (feat. Busta Rhymes)

Bonus track: Have you speaking gibberish (feat. E-40)

SOOOOOO many parts of this post was great...I just bolded a few!

 

[jadillac]

Radio Host: We got two rising stars in the studio right now- P.Doe, DJ Grope and Moe Lester, CEO of Dirty Mouth Records. Welcome to the show fellas....you got a new record out called "Amber Alert" whats that all about?
DJ Grope: You take this one P .....
P.Doe: aight, so yeah "Amber Alert" basically is all about how we taking all the kids ya dig? Like we the sound of the next generation and our movement is all about the youth, I'm only 23 so I'm trying to get turntup just like all the youngins out here so yeah...we taking all the kids "Amber Alert" ya dig?
Radio Host: Okay who is that guest featured on the song?
Moe: That's Bumpy D our new addition to the roster, DJ Grope produced his whole album, speak on it Grope....
DJ Grope: Shout-out to Bumpy D, his album coming out this summer, we got all kinda artistis featured on his album, young up and comers, cuz we trying to branch out, be on the lookout for that new baby food line we got coming out.....
Radio Host: where did you discover Bumpy D?
P.Doe: That's my older brother homie, he like 2 years older than me but we met at my high school graduation last year, we was classmates in Maff class....
Radio Host: Okay yeah cuz he sounded real hype on the track
Moe Lester: Yeah he hungry, real hungry thats why we called his album "Sleeping on my Stomach"- cuz you don't know how hungry he is....he gotta clothing line coming out too, we making jeans that already come with a sag ya dig, you can adjust them too so you can sag at different levels.... I'm a bidness-minded man and I'm from the streets so its all about feeding the kids in the street....
Radio Host: I know yall had some drama this year and there's this lawsuit with a local high school yall did a show at...
P.Doe: yeah we can't talk about that right now......

 

[Middle Finga U]

Interviewer: What inspires your music?

Rapper: Nahmean I get my inspiration from God man. I don't think I would be able to do what I do without him ya dig? I think the people gonna hear it in my music too. Nahmean I got my hands dirty out in these streets that i'm not proud of. Because of him i'm able to do what I do.

Interviewer: Ok...so what's the name of the album?

Rapper: It's called Demon Muzik. Be on the lookout for the first single dropping soon, "Send that Nikka to Jesus"

Interviewer:

 

[Grizzly]

Interviewer: What inspires your music?

Rapper: Nahmean I get my inspiration from God man. I don't think I would be able to do what I do without him ya dig? I think the people gonna hear it in my music too. Nahmean I got my hands dirty out in these streets that i'm not proud of. Because of him i'm able to do what I do.

Interviewer: Ok...so what's the name of the album?

Rapper: It's called Demon Muzik. Be on the lookout for the first single dropping soon, "Send that Nikka to Jesus"

Interviewer:

 

[Grizzly]

thread still goin strong 18 pages in

the coli

 

[Wild self]

Interviewer: What inspires your music?

Rapper: Nahmean I get my inspiration from God man. I don't think I would be able to do what I do without him ya dig? I think the people gonna hear it in my music too. Nahmean I got my hands dirty out in these streets that i'm not proud of. Because of him i'm able to do what I do.

Interviewer: Ok...so what's the name of the album?

Rapper: It's called Demon Muzik. Be on the lookout for the first single dropping soon, "Send that Nikka to Jesus"

Interviewer:

.That is some shyt that the old school gangsta rappers would do

 

[ML29]

"i don't listen to rap"
or

"I usually just listen to my own shyt"

thank you

Nardwuar: I’m Nardwuar the human serviette and I’m hear with —

**points microphone in his face**

Rapper: What’s up, it’s ya boy Hustle Crowe, fresh off the streets of Baltimore aka Bodymore!

Nardwuar: Hustle Crowe, welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia.

Rapper: Appreciate that homie.

Nardwuar: So, Hustle Crowe, tell us about your music.

Rapper: Well, I’m a street nikka first and foremost. Slangin, shootouts, had broads on the strip, all that. I was never no musical type of dude, but, about a year ago, I started rhyming for fun and my peoples encouraged me to do it cuz they said I’m gonna end up dead if I keep trying to get this street money. So I dropped a mixtape and we just started killin the streets, feel me?

Nardwuar: Tell us about your father.

Rapper: Well, uh, pops was, uh, you know he —

Nardwuar: He was a concert pianist and a producer for Frank Zappa!

Rapper: Yooooo! How’d you know that? That’s crazy, fam! Damn, you gotta be with the FBI or something (laughs) Yeah, man pops was crazy.

Nardwuar: Well, Hustle, I have something for you here.


** Nardwuar pulls out Xeroxed poster**


Nardwuar: It’s a talent show poster that you were in back at Institut Le Rosey, a boarding school in Switzerland.

Rapper: Wow! Damn, you crazy, man, you — you really did your research. Yeah, I went to boarding school cuz my parents didn’t want me to end up dying in the hood, feel me? And, you know I had to holla at them Swiss hoes out there

Nardwuar: And in that talent show, you and three friends did a cover of Coldplay's "Fix You”

Rapper: Damn, Nard, you crazy as hell! You just, uh, you --you--you just be doin ya research don't you? Yeah, you know, just wylin’ trying to, uh, do what we had to do, feel me? That’s part of being a hustler, you know? Knowing your environment and just, uh, just doing what it takes to survive, feel me?

Nardwuar: Speaking of survival, I found some old photos —

Rapper: Yo, not to cut you off but I gotta bounce, soon fam.

Nardwuar: But, wait, tell us the significance of this!

**Nardwuar pulls out a polaroid of Hustle Crowe smiling and hugged up with Barbara Streisand**

Rapper: Yoooo! That’s crazy that you even have that!

 

[Taadow]

Interviewer: A lot of your lyrics have been said to be misogynistic. You've been described as somebody who hates women. Do you agree?

Rapper: *laughs* Naw, naw...that's...come on man - I love women. Women are amazing...they're beautiful. I have women in my family. That's just that media always spinning shyt. How I hate women if I came from a woman? You feel me?


Album Tracklist

1. Intro
2. Dirty B**ch (feat. Nicki Minaj)
3. Nut in her weave (feat. Big Sean and Tyga)
4. Juice like OJ (interlude)
5. S.A.P. (stank a** p***y) (feat. Busta Rhymes)
6. Money Shot (feat. Diddy and Dirty Money)
7. I love you Mama (feat. Busta Rhymes and Skylar Grey)
8. P.Y.T. (feat. R. Kelly)
9. Deepthroat (feat. Trina)
10. Take dat p***y
11. Outro (feat. Busta Rhymes)

Bonus track: Have you speaking gibberish (feat. E-40)

I kinda wanna hear this...