Typical Rapper Interview Responses....
- Thread starter Disciple of the Projects
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Oh, all dem skrait.I seent em last Easter when I gave out turkeys at Eddie Long chuch on dat Eastside.
I'll kill for them lil fukkas....
This is it you officially got the juice now
DigitalDopeman
All Star
" So....(insert artist), the first week #s for your new album were kinda low for your expectations, what went wrong?"
"Basically, the marketing dept. for the label under shipped the album to all the retailers and since the album was in high demand and fans couldnt get it, they went and got the leaked version online instead, so technically im platinum in the streets. But its coo tho, we finna follow this up with a mixtape to reward the fans"
"Basically, the marketing dept. for the label under shipped the album to all the retailers and since the album was in high demand and fans couldnt get it, they went and got the leaked version online instead, so technically im platinum in the streets. But its coo tho, we finna follow this up with a mixtape to reward the fans"
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Sway: so u been through some hard times we hear grinding to get in the game, tell us how u were able to overcome the adversity.
Skinny Swig: namsayin, it was sum real shyt, namsayin, namsayin, I was raised in a one bedroom apartment namsayin, no electricity, namsayin, no water no heat namsayin. Like 27 of us namsayin living in one room namsayin. I had to start slangin to those fiends namsayin...on the corner. Namsayin. Pay the car note namsayin. Playing dice in the alley sticking up cats namsayin. nikkas dying all around the hood namsayin.
Sway: OK, OK..
Skinny Swig: namsayin, it was sum real shyt, namsayin, namsayin, I was raised in a one bedroom apartment namsayin, no electricity, namsayin, no water no heat namsayin. Like 27 of us namsayin living in one room namsayin. I had to start slangin to those fiends namsayin...on the corner. Namsayin. Pay the car note namsayin. Playing dice in the alley sticking up cats namsayin. nikkas dying all around the hood namsayin.
Sway: OK, OK..
BlackAdonis
Rookie
Interviewer: So there's been news reports recently that you were robbed of all your chains and forced to strip. Are these allegations true?
Young Untouchable: Nah nah, you see the media be getting it twisted. I STAY STRAPPED at all times. Like ya know how dem chicagos boys say.. no lackin right? Yeah well I'm never lackin in these streets these are just rumors nah mean?
Interviewer: Oh well, that's funny because someone just uploaded pictures to instagram showing your chain next to an ID with some clothes.
Young Untouchable: Mayne you know how the net is them boys got the photoshops and what-not but nah that ain't me fam.. like I said I'm never lackin'
Interviewer: Oh man, well that's funny because they just posted a picture and instagram video of you 2 minutes before you were robbed.. is there no truth to this?
Young Untouchable:
Interviewer:
Young Untouchable: Nah nah, you see the media be getting it twisted. I STAY STRAPPED at all times. Like ya know how dem chicagos boys say.. no lackin right? Yeah well I'm never lackin in these streets these are just rumors nah mean?
Interviewer: Oh well, that's funny because someone just uploaded pictures to instagram showing your chain next to an ID with some clothes.
Young Untouchable: Mayne you know how the net is them boys got the photoshops and what-not but nah that ain't me fam.. like I said I'm never lackin'
Interviewer: Oh man, well that's funny because they just posted a picture and instagram video of you 2 minutes before you were robbed.. is there no truth to this?
Young Untouchable:
Interviewer:
These n!ggas having feat: Busta Rhymes I was out there hustlin, speakin Peruvian cuz thats all the plug knew, riding on sixes.I was ridin sixes back when nikkas still was ridin d's n vogues. First nikka inside 285 to ride them.
I'm done.
This thread is too much 
RAPPER TIRED OF BEING ASKED ABOUT HIS STOLEN CHAIN
At the end of the day, I let that chain go. I'm all about peace, Im all about spreading love, yaoming? I let that joint go to the Lord, it aint nothin, I put thirty tho in the streets err thanksgiving. Consider dat my charity for da year. I got some new joints that are krazzzzy! Whaddup Jacob! Whassup Ben Baller!
At the end of the day, I let that chain go. I'm all about peace, Im all about spreading love, yaoming? I let that joint go to the Lord, it aint nothin, I put thirty tho in the streets err thanksgiving. Consider dat my charity for da year. I got some new joints that are krazzzzy! Whaddup Jacob! Whassup Ben Baller!
REdefinition
Superstar
WhiteDawg3000
Pro
I died everytime in one of these "interviews" it said "rapper: *laughs* "
i picture Hov or somebody doin a camel laugh
i picture Hov or somebody doin a camel laugh
A Tribe Called Quest ™
Make Em Say Ughh ... Silk da Shocker
Interviewer: So did you smash [ Insert popular R&B Artist/Actress] because you know my sources said that he saw you guys sneak into a hotel .
Rapper :
Um naw man we just good friends , really good friends 
Rapper :
Um naw man we just good friends , really good friends 
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Everybody, I am honored to be able to sit here with Projektiles - back home. It's good to see you, son.
And I, you, my brother. Tell you what though...Call me Spitta Shah now. My new name is Shaheen, and the connotation of "projektiles" is not how I want to present myself to the people anymore.
That is what's up.
Tell you what - you have been workin', mayne! You've only been out for a week and a half, and you've already got 3 tapes on the streets! How did you do that?
Well, as you know there's not much to do in prison...so I had been educatin' my mind with righteous teachings and writing more.
That - and you know we got computers behind the walls now, there was a C.O. that snuck in Frootyloops because everybody in there wanted me to work. I had a lot of fans in there. Some of the other brothers locked up say they got locked up to my music. That really reasonated with me, and I won't underestimate the power my music has to influence.
That's wild...so is this gonna change your music? I mean, I only got a chance to hear one of the tapes and...it's hard...I mean, it's what i'm used to from you...
Well yeah - but unnastand Son - I was in prison! I was writin' about what I saw, and what real niccas was doin' and sayin' in there. I had to keep it real. But i'm balanced now. I got that there to stay true to my fans who stayed down, but one tape is my prayers, and the last one is for the young'uns who are meeting me as an artist for the first time now. I get to be "Shah" to them instead of being confined to the personage of "Projektiles"...or at least after two more albums, when I will have fulfulled my obligation to my label as the artist known as "Projektiles".
And I, you, my brother. Tell you what though...Call me Spitta Shah now. My new name is Shaheen, and the connotation of "projektiles" is not how I want to present myself to the people anymore.
That is what's up.
Tell you what - you have been workin', mayne! You've only been out for a week and a half, and you've already got 3 tapes on the streets! How did you do that?
Well, as you know there's not much to do in prison...so I had been educatin' my mind with righteous teachings and writing more.
That - and you know we got computers behind the walls now, there was a C.O. that snuck in Frootyloops because everybody in there wanted me to work. I had a lot of fans in there. Some of the other brothers locked up say they got locked up to my music. That really reasonated with me, and I won't underestimate the power my music has to influence.
That's wild...so is this gonna change your music? I mean, I only got a chance to hear one of the tapes and...it's hard...I mean, it's what i'm used to from you...
Well yeah - but unnastand Son - I was in prison! I was writin' about what I saw, and what real niccas was doin' and sayin' in there. I had to keep it real. But i'm balanced now. I got that there to stay true to my fans who stayed down, but one tape is my prayers, and the last one is for the young'uns who are meeting me as an artist for the first time now. I get to be "Shah" to them instead of being confined to the personage of "Projektiles"...or at least after two more albums, when I will have fulfulled my obligation to my label as the artist known as "Projektiles".
I know this thread got a "I'm in the best shape of my life" response
Or
"You really asking how I'm doing? Look at my chain..537 karats made by a 1 legged Goldsmith in Lampernia, paid 44 kazillion, my watch costed 646 tampillion, this a 1 of 1, just came back from France, moose hunting in the penthouse, Hale Berry got me pregnant, nikka I'm doing well, that's how the fukk I'm doing!"
Or
"You really asking how I'm doing? Look at my chain..537 karats made by a 1 legged Goldsmith in Lampernia, paid 44 kazillion, my watch costed 646 tampillion, this a 1 of 1, just came back from France, moose hunting in the penthouse, Hale Berry got me pregnant, nikka I'm doing well, that's how the fukk I'm doing!"
I'm done.
LMAO @ speak peruvian and Halle Berry got me pregnant