Typical Rapper Interview Responses....

[JasonSJackson]

Interviewer: A lot of your lyrics have been said to be misogynistic. You've been described as somebody who hates women. Do you agree?

Rapper: *laughs* Naw, naw...that's...come on man - I love women. Women are amazing...they're beautiful. I have women in my family. That's just that media always spinning shyt. How I hate women if I came from a woman? You feel me?


Album Tracklist

1. Intro
2. Dirty B**ch (feat. Nicki Minaj)
3. Nut in her weave (feat. Big Sean and Tyga)
4. Juice like OJ (interlude)
5. S.A.P. (stank a** p***y) (feat. Busta Rhymes)
6. Money Shot (feat. Diddy and Dirty Money)
7. I love you Mama (feat. Busta Rhymes and Skylar Grey)
8. P.Y.T. (feat. R. Kelly)
9. Deepthroat (feat. Trina)
10. Take dat p***y
11. Outro (feat. Busta Rhymes)

Bonus track: Have you speaking gibberish (feat. E-40)

hahaha

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Yung Poppin' : Yea I got a new single called, Yung Poppin - I don't fukk with nikkas. Cause you know I don't fukk with these industry nikkas, I keep my circle tight, I'm not a rapper.

*6 months later*

Yung Poppin - I don't fukk with nikkas REMIX ft Busta, Ace Hood, Dj Khaled, LIl Wayne, Kendrick, Action Bronson, Lil iDebbie, VNasty, Too Short, Wale

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

Yung Poppin' : Yea I got a new single called, Yung Poppin - I don't fukk with nikkas. Cause you know I don't fukk with these industry nikkas, I keep my circle tight, I'm not a rapper.

*6 months later*

Yung Poppin - I don't fukk with nikkas REMIX ft Busta, Ace Hood, Dj Khaled, LIl Wayne, Kendrick, Action Bronson, Lil iDebbie, VNasty, Too Short, Wale

 

[duckbutta]

Interviewer: So how did you and (.....) get together?

Rapper (Colin Crackpernick): Well I sent him a beat and he said "this hot" nahmean, like this is the one. I ain't in it for a popularity contest, just want the streets to enjoy my music. This gon have the street jumpin, shout out to Burnt Corn, Alabama we bout to put it on the map.

After song flops

Rapper (Colin Crackpernick): Well there's so much hot shyt out right now and I didn't feel like our company promoted the song good enough. Ya know, it's a popularity contest out here, but yeah man Burnt Corn we gon' take over in the next 15 years! #JohnDeereMusic

OR

Rapper verbally attacks interviewer and asks him about his clothing line or record that flopped.

Colin Crackpernick

Colin...Trapernick

 

[JuvenileHell]

Thread of 2013

 

[JasonSJackson]

"I got my own label..........."

 

[Wild self]

ny rapper: "yeah i'm bringing that authentic ny sound back on my new album, i'm putting the city on my back, NY I got y'all! "



*has og ny rapper co sign the album*

"this the best album out of ny in the past 10 years "



*drops a cd w/ nothing but a bunch of trap beats & features from yo gotti, 2chainz, ace hood, dj khaled, lil wayne, nick minaj*

@ this describing Maino

 

[Leasy]

This thread is the best.

 

[KTD2]

This thread reminds me why I love this place.

 

[KTD2]

Interviewer:What other rappers out there would you like to work with?

Rapper:I really don't fxck with these industry nikkas like that. Outside of the nikkas on my team, don't really hang around these fake ass rappers.

*next album tracklist*
1.Intro
2.My Shooters (feat. Chief Keef & Waka Flocka)
3.Real nikkas (feat. Yo Gotti & T.I.)
4.Bad bytch (feat. Trey Songz)
5.Exquisite Calamari (feat. Rick Ross)
6.Interlude (feat. Kevin Hart)
7.Old nikkas (feat. Bun B. & Andre 3000)
8.Bricks In The Kitchen (feat. Gucci Mane)
9.I'm Shinin' (feat. Future)
10.First Date (feat. Miguel, Wale, & Drake)
11.High And Drunk All The Damn Time (feat. Juicy J & Wiz Khalifa)
12.I'm Shinin' (Remix) (feat. Future, Lil Wayne, 2 Chainz, Meek Millz, Nicki Minaj, A$AP Rocky, Birdman, Kendrick Lamar, & Busta Rhymes)
13.Outro

This is the "my album has something for everyone" standard tracklist.

 

[KTD2]

Read everything in Busta Rhymes' voice. It will change your life.

 

[Taadow]

The Source: It's been about 3 years since we had your group Hanna/Bars-bera featured in Unsigned Hype.
Bro-gi Bear has put out 2 albums, and Mo'trilla Go-Reala, and Thuggleberry Hound have both put out stellar albums.
How long are you gonna make us wait?
Snagglepush: *laughs* Ya be cool...i'm still cookin' up. I want my chit to be just right.
That's why I didn't sign to a label like they did - I wanted total control. The streets still talkin', doe...

The Source: Yeah we heard the new song "Is Their A Heavens 2 Murgatroyd?"...
Snagglepush: See, I did that for fun. I wrote that in the club, went to the studio in the basement of the club,
knocked it out in like 10 minutes. Went back upstairs to the club, gave it to the DJ and he played the chit
like 8 times back to back. See, when you do it for the streets, the streets will show you love. It's only been
out for 4 days and i've sold 200,000 copies - all out the trunk of my car.

The Source: With you guys growing as artists, have you all ever thought about being a group again?
Snagglepush: They my niccas and all, but i'm really feelin' bein' on the solo bolo right now. I feel like
stewing in my creative juices will help me really focus on my product.

...In the meantime, me and my li'l nicca Funkhorn Leghorn got a mixtape series comin' out soon "Traptown Races".
It's gon' be that business...

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Interviewer: So tell us about your upcoming movie tell us about your character

Rapper: Well I play a drug dealer...

 

[Wild self]

Interviewer: So tell us about your upcoming movie tell us about your character

Rapper: Well I play a drug dealer...

That shyt always happens. They often get killed off mad early in the film. too.

 

[ML29]

Interviewer: So tell us about your upcoming movie tell us about your character

Rapper: Well I play a drug dealer...

its always either a dealer or a police officer ironically