Typical Rapper Interview Responses....

[USSInsiders]

"Honestly? My shyt is gonna be album of the year. I know people say that shyt a lot, but real talk, this is the dopest album coming out. I put to together a real cohesive joint, there's a concept and everything. I'm trying to paint a picture with every track, it's like on some movie shyt."

" Ah man, the reason why it got pushed back was cause we didn't clear the samples and shyt. This shyt can take a while but, yeah, my shyt still coming out 2013."

" Ah man, the reason why I put out this free album is cause i love the fans. My album still ain't come out yet cause of the sampling clearance issues and shyt, but I wanted to hold my fanbase down cause I love them, real talk. I'm giving out this free music to show them how much I appreciate all they do for me."

" Ah man I love working with him. He's just a dope artist. There was never was no beef between us just sometimes hip-hop is a competitive thing. It's like the NBA, Kobe and LeBron ain't really enemies but when they step on the court, they become like worst nemesises and shyt. We treating this shyt like we playing the olympics or some shyt and we on a dream team. That's why I'm calling this shyt "Dream Team Music."

"Man, I feel like Kevin Durant right now cause liek Durant is prolly one of the best nikkas in the league, but he ain't got a ring. I ain't got a ring yet, you heard? I'm trying to put in work on this music shyt like I'm in the league but I'm not at that level yet where I can say I got me a championship ring."

 

[Max Goonberg]

so at the end of the day...it is what it is.

its not just music....its a movement.
dont wanna give away too much yet but its gonna be crazy.

after mad push backs and no release date in sight.:
we had a few samples that we had to clear.feel me?


oh na the album been done...we just mixing it down

umm we looking at 1st quarter right now.

this is not really a mixtape...its just a free album for the fans


im not one of these rap nikkas.

 

[NotaPAWG]

Interviewer: Now you're from Mill Valley CA, we don't hear much about a hiphop scene out there...

Rapper: Mill Valley AKA Kill Valley...shout out to all my people reppin the MV, Big Lou, Lil Freeze, the whole Brrrrrap Brrrrrap gang, oh and Shorty Moolah I see you, what's poppin. I'll be back out there soon ya heard...

Interviewer: What was it like growing up there?

Rapper: It was rough...some of the smallest places be the most stressful nahmean? Just coz people don't know it don't mean...

Interviewer: There's been only one murder there in 25 years though, it kinda sounds li....

Rapper: I moved to Watts last week though

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

this thread is comedy lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

 

[L&HH]

On Posting a picture of Self with Pharell Williams on Instagram with the captions "#ComingSoon", #itsOVER!, #1st48, #NewSingle



", yeah me and P been locked in the lab for days just churning out music. Its crazy because dude is so talented. And we got this chemistry thats unbelievable. . You just gonna have to wait and see. But I promise you, the world aint ready for this. All you rap nikkas, just take a break for a few months. . Shoutout to the DJ's man. Yall gonna have yall hands full with this one...."


























ON NOT HAVING ANY PHARELL WILLIAMS PRODUCED MUSIC ON CD Months Later;

", you know how Philanthropist P is....Dude be over in Japan one night, then Cannes the next....followed by Germany the following few days, so its hard to reach him. Doing Scores for big movies, opening boutiques, at fashion shows all that. Im over here in these streets, doing shows, opening restaurants, all that..... I mean...We could email , but I like that Organic feeling, nah mean? . We need to be IN the studio together making it work, so it feels more natural. You know, that feeling that you got when you heard Snoop & Dre, Big & Puff, and all the other greats. Where it was natural. Thats how it gotta get done. "



























ON BEING REMINDED OF THE INSTAGRAM POST

", oh that was one of them nights I was passing through and shyt. He was just programming his drums, and some groupie bytch probably took the picture and put that shyt up, and the world was so excited, they aint know what to do! "








































ON BEING REMINDED THAT THE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT WAS HIS OWN.



", I was hacked breh."

IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

 

[How Sway?]

So tell us about your upcoming album

"Well You know I had to take it back to the streets nahmsayin, It's gonna be nothin but real street music. Nothin But bangers!!!!"

*the album features Lady gaga, Adele, and Justin Timberlake*

 

[Trajan]

On the lack of recent music:

To be perfectly honest, I just couldn't deal with the politics man. The industry fake man. All these industry nikkas...I just couldn't. You have to understand, I'm a street nikka first and foremost so it was a culture shock for me to deal with these fake ass industry dudes. I had to fall back, I couldn't take too much of it. But at the end of the day I do this for the fans nahmean. They relate to me more than anything so I had to step up for them. I dropped this new tape just for them. It aint for the money, it aint for the radio. Strictly for the fans. I had full creative control over it.
So go and cop Back like I never left: The Odyseey on March 19th.

 

[Trajan]

On Posting a picture of Self with Pharell Williams on Instagram with the captions "#ComingSoon", #itsOVER!, #1st48, #NewSingle



", yeah me and P been locked in the lab for days just churning out music. Its crazy because dude is so talented. And we got this chemistry thats unbelievable. . You just gonna have to wait and see. But I promise you, the world aint ready for this. All you rap nikkas, just take a break for a few months. . Shoutout to the DJ's man. Yall gonna have yall hands full with this one...."


























ON NOT HAVING ANY PHARELL WILLIAMS PRODUCED MUSIC ON CD Months Later;

", you know how Philanthropist P is....Dude be over in Japan one night, then Cannes the next....followed by Germany the following few days, so its hard to reach him. Doing Scores for big movies, opening boutiques, at fashion shows all that. Im over here in these streets, doing shows, opening restaurants, all that..... I mean...We could email , but I like that Organic feeling, nah mean? . We need to be IN the studio together making it work, so it feels more natural. You know, that feeling that you got when you heard Snoop & Dre, Big & Puff, and all the other greats. Where it was natural. Thats how it gotta get done. "



























ON BEING REMINDED OF THE INSTAGRAM POST

", oh that was one of them nights I was passing through and shyt. He was just programming his drums, and some groupie bytch probably took the picture and put that shyt up, and the world was so excited, they aint know what to do! "








































ON BEING REMINDED THAT THE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT WAS HIS OWN.



", I was hacked breh."

Classic

 

[Hammer]

calling the female interviewers "man" just like uneducated athletes do

 

[Why-Fi]

its ya boy

yah already know what it is man

it is what it is man

lets GO!

 

[Taadow]

I'm fuccen DYING readin' this chit, yo...


*addressing a alleged diss*
"I fuccs wit' it because the beat was bangin'...and I KNOW niccas ain't talmbat me, namtalmbat?
I mean, nicca ain't say my name or nothin'...and he WON'T, because niccas KNOW HOW I MOVE, SHUN!
I GO TO NICCAS CRIBS IF THEY WANT THAT ACTION! But again - it ain't even all that, track was slammin'..."

*addressing a blatant, vulgar diss*
"Yo...I don't even see why it had to be all this. I thought we was cool. I mean Son got my number and all that,
if he had an issue, he coulda just hit me up. He prolly just got other niccas in his ear lyin' about stuff.
Far as i'm concerned we still peoples, and we gon' just have to sit down and chop it up."

 

[DontEemTry]

Interviewer: We got the man of the moment on the phone, whats poppin fam?

Rapper: *laughs* Yooo, what's good, whats good.

Interviewer: Listen fam, we just gonna get straight into it, twitters goin crazy...the whole internet is goin crazy over the events of this past weekend. So you know what...I don't even wanna put words in your mouth...so you speak to the fans fam. The floor is yours. What happened?

Rapper: Man, that was some sucker shyt first of all. It was me, my manager who is female by the way, and my cousin. That's it. He was there like 30 deep...nikkas jumped me and shyt, I'm swingin on everybody *laughs* pretty sure I even socked my manager too, but like I said 30 nikkas and I ain't dead? *laughs* I laughed that shyt off man. Sucker shyt basically.

Interviewer: Ok. But we're hearing that there's video...

Rapper:






























....................word?

Interviewer: Yeah. Kinda looks like you were on your knees crying before he ki...

Rapper: *click*

 

[MiC]

GREAT THREAD!

 

[Taadow]

*on new album after 5 year hiatus*
"It's like...i'm still me, it's just i'm a new me. I always kept workin' mayne.
I just had to get my business side correct. I still got what my fans want - dat gutter chit.
New single out now is "Friend Request".

 

[Methodical]

" Listen man, I ain't got time for beef sh!t, if you wanna handle like a grown man then come hollar at me like real man shyt but if you're f*cking with my music and like my shyt and wanna do a record with me so let's get the money so real talk"