Typical Rapper Interview Responses....

[Flay Mayweather]

Interviewer: So tell us about your tour and who might be on it

Rapper: We touring dee whole United States Nahmean, this tour namsayin, ain't never been done before. I ain't gon' drop no names, namsayin cuz that wuld roo'n the surprise.



Tour comes

We present to you
the special guest
​

*Bun B walks on stage*

 

[BuyandSave]

On not being relevant in 2013:

"First off, what is relevant? What does that even mean? I just had to take a little break to get my little acting thing to pop off but how can I not be relevant if I haven't even put out an album to be judged on? I have people hitting me up all day on twitter telling me they copping my album the day it comes out, nahmean? I have like a million followers, you feel me? All I'm saying is, let the album drop first and then talk - I guarantee it's going to be a whole 'nother conversation."




A month after the album drops and sells 1400 copies:

Lil' Nitty Fresh @DaRealNittyFresh
MANe IM TIRED OF AL DESE FAIK AZZ BAKSTABBIN AZZ FANZ!!! YAL WANT NU MUZIK BUT DONT WANNA SUPPERT UR BOY! MAn FUK YALL!!!! #REALTALK#FACTSONLY

 

[Patriarch]

On Squashing beef with rival:
"I ended up bumping into duke courtesy of my homeboy Corey B. Corey B put alot of nikkas on in the game and is a reputable individual out here. Corey hit my line and said he was at Panera bread wit bruh , and I needed to come thru so we can settle this shyt like men. Out of all the shyt Corey did for me I would never say no--that would be like spitting in his face. I walk in and I instantly knew it was all love. We chop it up for about 45 minutes and the rest is history. It was all a big misunderstanding and we good now. We actually gon do a best of both hoods duet album together yall should get that 4th quarter right around Christmas time."

 

[Disciple of the Projects]

On the thought of Reality Television

", what Ima do on those people show? They not gonna have enough camera angles to catch all this ice.... I mean, everytime I step out its already a movie. . My life is already real, I can't have a show let you know that. "
















































ON BEING ON A REALITY SHOW WHERE HE SEEMS TO BE A SIMP & ABSENTEE FATHER DUE TO POOR RECORD SALES, CHILD SUPPORT & LEGAL FEES

" I MEAN...They came wit that BAG, yaknowmsayin? They came to the table with the right numbers, and it was a new way to keep up with my fans. They can see me in a light that they haven't before. I can reach markets I haven't much easier. Im prime Time, Baby. You can Call me Mr. Monday Night from now on. I was made for them cameras, feel me? "


























"Tears? ...Nah I spoke about my allergies on my first album..."

 

[keithj]

*2004-2006 era rapper who's highest selling album was during those years...

Question: So your strategy now is like a "Wheres Waldo" strategy?

Answer: Where is Mike Jones? Know what I'm sayin? They trying to find me!! bwahahahaha


Source:

 

[How Sway?]

Sway:Why dont you just-

Rapper:YOU DONT HaVE THE ANSWERS SWAY

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

(insert Atlanta rapper of choice)
Sway- What separates you from the others?

See mane, lotta these nikkas don't know the game shawty. nikkas jus wanna walk in Lenox Mall, go cop the new chain n shyt, and aint never hustled in these streets. I was out there hustlin, speakin Peruvian cuz thats all the plug knew, riding on sixes. I was ridin sixes back when nikkas still was ridin d's n vogues. First nikka inside 285 to ride them. I could go in any hood, leave 25 g's on my passenger seat while I'm in the house, n nikkas knew better than to touch my shyt. Matta fact, them nikkas would just wait by my car and watch it juh to make sho nobody touched my shyt. I was poppin bottles in club NV with Vick n Bowweezy before the deal. I was suppose to be dat 3rd member of Kast, but dat nikka Andre was tryna gimme too many hugs. But I just be stayin humble mane, and grinding. I put out them free mixtapes for the luv. Thats why me n quan n'em would ride round n juh shoot up the bootleggers. shyt, we aint play that shyt. nikka you gotta pay if you want this fiyah.









Sway- What inspired this latest album?

Well mane, when I was up the road in that 6 by 9, I had a lotta time to, you know, just think mane. Think and write. I was writing like 30 songs a day, got to the point where I would use up all my paper and I had to write it on tissue. **laughs** Mane I can laugh bout it now but, yeah mane, I was juh thinkin bout the streets, my nikkas who held me down on them lonely nights, who would stay up all night with me while we ridin round them Atlanta skreets raising hell. We was like fukk them bytches, we out chea gettin these racks! I luh my nikkas mane, this album is for jooney, peebo, quan, lil roscoe, n steelo n'em.










Sway- What about your kids?

Oh, all dem skrait. I seent em last Easter when I gave out turkeys at Eddie Long chuch on dat Eastside. I'll kill for them lil fukkas....

 

[BuyandSave]

Rapper: Yea, I'm like...when I go in the studio man - it's just off top. It's all in my head, I don't write nothin' down, ya mean?

Interviewer: That's what it is, man. So usually when we get to this part of the show I ask the guest to drop a little freestyle for the fans - maybe like 16 bars or so...

Rapper: *pauses for 15 seconds* Haaa man...it ain't...I mean...I ain't...lissssten *laughs* Mane, iight - I got a little something for ya'll. *beat drops* I'm a...money getta...wig splitta...young boss...fukkin' hoes...your bytch on my dikk 'cause I'm dropping bars...*throws up hands and laughs uncontrollably* Mane, ya'll trying to put me on the spot man. That's tight though - keeping me on my toes and shyt, ya mean? It's whatever, though. I just gave ya'll a little preview. A little throwaway rhyme or whatever. I don't just drop gems for free, you feel me? Anyway...my album man...it's crazy. You gotta cop that shyt.

 

[Patriarch]

Spooky C Observes MLK Day:
Sway: So spook , what are your thoughts on MLK and his impact on society as we remember him on his day?


Spooky C: Its very important for the youth to understand what this man meant to us namsayin? This man put his life on the line and paid the ultimate price so we could be free yadig? If it wasn't for MLK wouldn't be no multi-platinum Spooky C , wouldn't be no Jay z , and hell , prolly wouldn't even be hip hop. We as people need to get more in tune with our history.

Sway: That's whatsup spook. So whats next for you? I saw you lookin mean in that Aberombie ad. Anymore projects coming up?

Spooky C: Yeah mane the Abercrombie modeling shyt is everywhere right now but ima rapper at heart. I think ima release "All white everything part 2" this summer ,and hit yall with the 3rd album "In White We Trust" by fall.

 

[No Homo]

Interviewer- So what made you want to be come a rapper?

Rapper- First off im not a rapper. Im a (*pick one of street nikka/hustler/real nikka/preacher/motivator/TD Jakes of the streets/boss/business man/poet/author. I dont really fukk with the rap shyt. I was in the streets since I can remember. I never wanted to fukk with the rap shyt like that. I always had money so I hung around alot of these rap nikkaz while I was hustling getting money. I'm cool with "insert famous local producer" because I ran into him when we were both copping Ferraris and we been cool since. I'd come through to the studio to chill with him and id be there listening to these rappers like ? These nikkaz rapping bout my life. shyt I been through. So it was only natural i get behind the mic and tell the people the real. Not this made up rap shyt.

Interviewer- Cool thats whats up. So how long have you been rapping?

Rapper- Since I was about 12 when I heard that NWA straight outta compton. That's probably my favorite song ever.

 

[Momentum]

RAPPER ON BEEF WITH GUCCI MANE

At the end of the day, I'm a real STREET nikka. Gucci a real STREET nikka. When we see each other, it is what it is. I ain't never the type to run from no one, ya heard me? I be in zone 4. zone 6, bank head, all dat all day.Gucci got my number. If he want to see me he know where to find the boi, nah'mean.
























INTERVIEWER INFORMS HIM GUCCI MANE IS IN THE SAME CITY




































ON INSTAGRAM PHOTO WITH GUCCI MANE

At the end of the day, me and Gucci like brothers. We both real nikkas. Real recognize real. When I finally got to meet that brother and chop it up we realized we real similar. Aint too many real nikkas in the industry, ya'mean? Shoutout to all his people too, whaddup! We actually sitting a CRAZY record right now. That joint got me, Gucci, Future, and some other people I can't speak on right now




























ON NOT BEING IN VIDEO FOR SAID SONG

At the end of the day, it was a scheduling conflict

 

[Brandeezy]

"Im not a rapper"

100+ daps

 

[Taadow]

In honor of the 15th anniversary of his classic, we give you a behind the scenes look at
MC Slap'EmAwl - Open Handed.

1. WHAT'CHA LOOKIN' AT?
Slap: "This was da jump off, yo. This was just how I was feelin' at the time. Anybody coulda got slapped;
I was givin' no fuccs. I used to perform this 3 times a show, but I had to stop after what happened to ol' girl
in Detroit."

2. I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU, NICCA!
Slap: "It seemed like the natural thing to put this after the first song. It was to let niccas know that no matter
what they was lookin' at, I still wasn't givin' a fucc! I was wild in dem days..."

3. BACK HAND SIDE
Slap: "Yeah, the single...I called it that because I was hittin' niccas with all kinda stylie-lees, yo."

4. FEEL ME
Thuggest Thug: "Slap can't talk about this one. It's real personal for him. Daddy used to slap Mama up,
and he didn't know how to deal as a shorty. He was worried that he was becoming like Daddy was.
He did the whole record in one take and dipped from the studio. We never talked about it again."

5. WHAT ABOUT YA GIRL?
Slap: "This was the joint for DA HOES, mayne! Because the beat was so hard, people thought I was
comin' at 'em like regular slappin'...but if you listen, I was talmbout asses! My music got levels, son!
Im a artist! And yeah, that was New Edition on there. Every once in a while, a lady will come up and
tell me they lost their virginity to this cut. I be like "Word...that's what's up."

6. CAN YOU SLAP IT LIKE THIS?
Diddy: "I saw Slap in the club doin' this dance, and it was hot. I told him don't stop. Because I knew that given
the same cirumstances, I would not stop...because I can't stop. Uh-uh. Ioneven know where I got the beat from,
i'm just a talented man."

Slap: "I never liked this chit, but everybody was makin' dance records and it sold mad ringtones. I bet that nicca
Puff gon' tell you he did that track. It ain't nothin' but a slowed down version of that Technotronic cut (ed.: "Move This")
with some guitar plucks on it. I had to pay almost half of the single money to them."

7. TALES OF THE SLAPPED
Slap: "It's just real chit, mayne...real stories about how I was livin'. The truth."
A.D.A. Hyman Rabinowitz: "We were building a case against Mr. Slap'emawl for multiple assaults, using this
recording as tesimony. We were unable to convict him because he plead self-defense, and he sang this song
from the viewpoint of the alleged victims...his testimony was corroborated by the evidence."

8. OPEN HANDED
Slap: "I was goin' through some thangs when I wrote this. But when I did, I knew this would be the title track.
As a community, we gotta check ourselves if we ever want things to get better. So this was like my slap in the face to wake us up.
And really, sometimes we open our hands to each other not to slap - but to welcome."

Mrs. Slap: "Slap wrote this song in the hospital when I was in labor with our daughter. It only took 15 minutes.
He didn't have any paper, he just wrote it on my bedsheets. I got 'em in a box in the attic...I never felt so close to him."

9. OPEN HANDED REMIX (featuring Mos Def, Cheese Grits, & Busta Rhymes)
Slap: "As you know, my label (Hands On) was being distributed by Priority records. So I had to have Mos on there,
and Cheese was my artist, so I wanted him to shine. But to this day - I HAVE NO IDEA how Busta got on this joint, son."

10. OPEN HANDS TO THE SKY
Slap: "I was raised in the church, so I had to do a gospel cut to give it up to Jah-Jah! I was mad at Jada because I had
the sample first (ed: Sounds Of Blackness - "Optimistic"), but his album came out first. It was all good doe, we chopped up
a different part and made more gutter. It's gutter-gospel. Nobody was really doin' that. Well, Pac was, but he died.
I thought it was a good way to end."

 

[duckbutta]

Interviewer : I'm here with INK...
INK : Thats I.N.K...not ink...
Interviewer: I.N.K?
INK : Ignorant nikka Killah
Interviewer: Ok...well..we are here so first of all..what is that you are wearing
INK : (Holds up fake gold chain) You talking about the chain?
Interviewer : I was referring to the purple and orange polka dots shirt you have on
INK : Yeah...yeah that is from my clothing line P.O.E
Interviewer : POE? Like...poor?
INK : yeah, we POE...Polo Over Everything
Interviewer :

INK: Polo over tall tee's...Polo over wife beaters...Polo over thermals...Polo Over Everything...POE...
Interviewer : Okay..wow...so...first off what is up...it's been what 3 years since you came onto the scene with the smash hit "Grinding to the third power"...where have you been
INK: just laying low just chillin you know...I had a kid...shout out to my baby voo voo i see you girl daddy love you girl...and you know...came up with the clothing line...
Interviewer : what about the legal issues surrounding the song
INK: yeah...i mean that got cleaned up...that whole situation is over with...
Interviewer : so you all good there?
INK: yeah...i mean...my lawyer said don't say nothing but fukk it i'm a real nikka...shout out to them kentucky boys who thought i was talking about some german Third Reich or whatever...some white shyt...them boys held me down I was getting about 2500 a show in Kentucky to do that one song...
Interviewer : wow...how many shows did you do...
INK: like...5
Interviewer...Ok so...your back on the scene with the new single "Perry Mason stay Hatin"...it is blowing up the charts...what was your inspiration for the song
INK: just you know...dealing with the justice system...i been locked up before...my homeboy was on trial for some stuff...this ol Perry Mason mufukkka out here on my block asking a bunch of questions...aint nobody say nothing though...shyt thats how that nikka got killed anyway for talking to much...so yeah...basically Mr Lawyer man Mr Police man Mr D.A man Mr Investigator man...Perry Mason ass nikkas...quit asking questions...quit hatin...what happened happened and asking questions aint gonna change all that...
Interviewer: Ok...wow...so...we see that you are signed to Fake Label Records...
INK: Yeah
Interviewer: So they picked you up after you were dropped from
INK: (Slaps mic from interviewer hand before realizing he has his own Mic to talk into ) First off I wasn't dropped from Make Believe Records...I got out of my deal. I turned in the album and they wanted me to put a bunch of pop records on it and I wouldn't so I bounced...
Interviewer: right...but
INK: I had production from Pharrell...I had production from Timberland...you think they are going to throw an album like that away...
Interviewer: right and those guys say they never got paid, and the label says they didn't get paid cause you only sold 61k units that year...
INK: nah man they had it in for me I sold at least 100k...the way they count albums...man it's all funny...like...and the way people by albums...like if there is a family of 5 one of them will by the album and all of them will listen to it...so really I sold 5 albums but I only get credit for the one...that is how record labels jip you out of money
Interviewer:

 

[duckbutta]

Yeah I can't lie..."Friend Request" had me busting my chest open. All I can picture is Nelly Harmonizing that shyt, I was literally in tears just reading the song title. @Taadow kilt me with that shyt.







Nah Nah Nah I got one for you, You HAVE TO answer the questions in Hell Rells's Voice....Word to @No Homo

I was under the impression that Hell Rell is what inspired this thread...

THERE IS NO WAY HELL RELL DID NOT INSPIRE THIS THREAD...

All of these answers...Rell really said it all for real