Typical Rapper Interview Responses....

[Disciple of the Projects]

ON HIS BRIEF PRISON STINT:



" PC? , nah I was in General Population like everybody else. They tried to hit me with that cause they said I was way too popular and it would be a security issue, but I was like 'nah, Im not going! Its' gonna have to be whatever whatever', and they had no choice but to put me with everybody. It was a decent experience though, nahmean? I mean, nobody aint try to fukk with me in there, cause I had to show what it was early on. . I aint gonna say much, but you know.....there was some light altercations I had to straighten out nahmean? But I held it down in there! A nikka was eating Popeyes, I had the cell phone and all that. , I was bossed up in there as I am out chea. But they locked my body, they couldn't lock my mind. I got 5 albums I finished up in there, and even did some movie scripts , as we speak I gotta go see my man Ving Rhames, pick him up right quick and head over to the LionsGate building and see what they talking about right quick. *Looks into the camera* YEAH, IM IN THE BUILDING nikka. NO WEBCAM MEETINGS. IM SHAKING HANDS AND EATING FROM THE CHEESE PLATTER, nikka! .....But at the end of the day: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

 

[inndaskKy]

Lmao. This whole thread remind me of this Martin Lawrence bit on boxing:



Start at 1:36. These rappers in interviews sound just like that, changing up their stories after their album dropped and bricked.

 

[BuyandSave]

Interviewer: Let's address the rumors of you being knocked out and robbed for your ch...

Rapper: *cuts off interviewer* See that's that media, b... *sucks teeth*...Man the media be putting out some bullshyt stories, yo - for real...

Interviewer: So there is no validity to this story?

Rapper: *lifts sunglasses and looks at the interviewer* Come on, man...straight up...look at my face, b. Do I look like I got knocked out? Look at my watch, yo...*sucks teeth again* ...man ain't nobody touch me, man...ya'll crazy...

Interviewer: So the alleged video of the altercation that is currently being circulat...

Rapper: *cuts off interviewer again* What video? Man what? Yo let's just stop this, b...*texts lawyer under the table to get the cease and desist form ready* I ain't got time for this...ain't no video. I don't even wanna address these rumors from these nerds no more...all these bloggers and shyt. I'm out here all day, ain't nobody caught me slipping yet...

 

[jadillac]

has anybody mentioned the, Rapper: "this album is going back to the basics...I'm going back to kinda what I did on my 1st album"

*proceeds to drop worst album in catalog"

 

[duckbutta]

Hustle Crowe has become this thread's unsung hero

Everytime I say it out loud...I just

Hustle Crowe needs to be the official Coli mascot...

 

[Atlrocafella]

Rapper: " I been had money before this rap shyt, we been had those whips and chains, this ain't even real money"

 

[daze23]

Rapper: " I been had money before this rap shyt, we been had those whips and chains, this ain't even real money"

the old "I took a pay cut when I started rapping"

 

[Grizzly]

Interviewer: Your name has been in the headlines a lot recently. There have been reports on the blogs and tabloids... your babymoms is saying that you haven't been paying child support and that you haven't seen your son in years. What do you have to say about these accusations?

Rapper: aahww man lies all lies. See when you stop dealin with a chick they say anything to discredit you man. My son just had his birthday last week. He just turned 5. Shouts out to my lil man. Daddy love you.

Interviewer: Well we have a surprise for you. Your son is actually here today

*son walks in with 5 o clock shadow smoking a Newport*

Rapper's Son: Sup Pops :mjyea:

 

[Wild self]

*So Grams, word is you and your crew were behind robbing Benz Bimmer last week. There were pics of you with the Rubba Bandz Boyz Ent chain on all over instagram. Tell us what went down 'cos the streets wanna know?
Grams Larceny: First of all, the feds is watching, hip hop police prolly right outside the building so I won't sit here and decriminate myself on the radio. Real G's move in silence

*I respect that but twitter is blowing up and Benz is saying yall ain't rob him so...
Grams Larceny: Benz know what went down. We got video footage

*So yall filmed it

Grams Larceny: Yup, it's uploading to WSHH, youtube, and vine as we speak. I'ma keep that in streets tho

(A day later Hood Figgaz DVD drops the Benz Bimmer exclusive)
*Ayo Benz, the hood's talking so from real nikka to real nikka, talk to em...
Benz Bimmer: Ayo to keep it 100,...I DO NOT DO THIS BLOG shyt. YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME IN NO INTERNET BLOGS. WHERE WE AT RIGHT NOW!?! GET THE SIGN ON THE CAMERA! SEE THAT, "OCEAN AVENUE" MY nikka. WE OUT HERE EVERY DAY. WE...

(random background goon jumps into foreground and interrupts)
Goon: YALL nikkaS AIN'T OUT HERE! YOU CAN'T COME TO THE HOOD. LET ME CATCH ONE OF YOU nikkaS. WE SEND YOU LITTLE nikkaS TO THE STORE FOR DUTCHES AND QUARTER WATERS. (mumbles as he returns to background, giving a sheepishly faced Benz the spotlight)

Benz Bimmer: As I was saying, I was riding around in my Honda Accord when my man Blitz hit me up to come to the studio and hop on a track. So we in there blowing sour and banged out like 16 songs. I ain't know it but Grams was using that same studio so they came in 83 deep. I'm in there dolo, no chrome, so one of his nikkas tried to swing so I side stepped and pushed my way through. I was knocking nikkas off me like Marshawn Lynch and I'm 5'7" 125. Somehow I got to the ride and bounced. I got back to the hood and see the homies. The homies was like, "Where ya chain at." I was so high off sour I ain't even realize that in the midst of me escaping, my chain fell off. We went back to the studio but they already left. We was ready to let it fly. So to recap I'm good. Look at my face, pretty as ever. And they got the light jewels. I was ready to cop a bigger piece anyway.

interviewer: Yeah, we're here with my man Mack Murda. Tell us what's going on right now...

Mack Murda: Youalreadyknow. You see what it is. We out here in the hood everyday. No security. You heard?

interviewer: So streets wanna know, what separates you from other rappers?

Mack Murda: What separates me is everything I say is REAL. If I say I'll shoot a n*gga, I'll shoot a n*gga, you feel me? *pulls out gun and points it at camera menacingly* (goon in background yells "THAT'S RIGHT N*GGA!") I'm not one of them rapper selling you a fairy tale. We really get it in out here. All Facts.

(follow up interview 2 weeks later)

Interviewer: Yeah, I got my man Mack Murda on the line. We about to check in with him to see what's going on. Mack you there???
Operator: This call is from an inmate in a correctional institution and may be monitored. To accept, press 1.

Mack Murda: Yo, yo, you can hear me?

Interviewer: Mack, what's good man? We heard you got in some trouble recently, whats going on??

MM: yeah, you know, the hip hop police unfairly profiled me because I'm a rapper. This sh*t gotta stop! They're using my videos and lyrics against me its crazy!!

Interviewter: but you do talk a lot about carrying guns. shooting people in your music...

MM: So does Schwarzeneger!! You don't see them following him around! What makes my music different from a movie? This is all entertainment!! Its not real.They're targeting me because of the positive things I'm doing for the community!

Interviewer: What about your name, Mack MURDA...

mm: DOG, M.U.R.D.A. is an acronym for Music Uniting Regions of under Developed Areas. We're "MURDERING" the stereotypes and negativity, you understand?

Interviewer: Wait, M...U...R....that acronym doesn't....
(operator) you have 1 minute left

Mack M.U.R.D.A: Yo dog, I gotta get outta here.

Interviewer: Mack, before you go, tell us how the people can contact you.

Mack M.U.R.D.A.: You can hit me up on instagram @MurdaManMack. I just posted a new video today live from my cell to let people know it's real. Only bosses can do that.

Interviewer: By Mack.

This is a classic thread!!!!

 

[Wild self]

Interviewer: Your name has been in the headlines a lot recently. Your babymoms is in the blohat you haven't been paying child support and that you haven't seen your son in years. What do you have to say about these accusations?

Rapper: aahww man lies all lies. See when you stop dealin with a chick they say anything to discredit you man. My son just had his birthday last week. He just turned 5. Shouts out to my lil man. Daddy love you.

Interviewer: Well we have a surprise for you. Your son is actually here today

*son walks in with 5 o clock shadow smoking a Newport*

Son: Sup pops :mjyea:

That shyt happens more than you think

 

[Sinnerman]

 

[jadillac]

Interviewer: ....we're sittin here with my man, Lil nikka, so tell us why do you think your last album didn't do too well?

Lil nikka (rapper): Well, yahm-saying it jjust depend on what you define as "too well"....I mean--

Interviewer: ...well you sold 4,000 albums your 1st week, which is the most important week....most albums only go dow---

Lil nikka: *rolls eyes* ....mane, you know what.....dih why I dont even really mess with this rap sh*t like that. Nam-sayin....it's like, I'm platinum in the hood, feel me? Nam-sayin....you say I done only soul 4,000, but I done had like 50,000 nikkas over the paaa week come up to me in da streets tellin me how dope the album is. So you do da maff....

Interviewer: Alright, well...you did a couple songs on this project for the ladies. That's something you normally don't do....tell us about it.

Lil nikka: Yeah, you know, I had to dat nam-saying to like, expand my artissery, feel me? You know, we al got women in our lives & they need songs too. Feel me? So I got the joints like, "Wheelchair" and I--

Interviwer: What's "Wheelchair" about?

Lil nikka: Ahh, you know that's about breakin ya girl back, ya feel me? Give it to her so good she need a wheelchair. You know...it's just something sexy & romannic, feel me? And like....when I do da live show, I have like 20 wheelchairs on stage & sh*t, and the ladies come up and my man push em around. It' crazy

Interviewer: Ok, ok...so one more thing, you recently changed your name, tell us about that

Lil nikka: Yea, you know I used to be called Young nikka, but you know as we grow feel me, we gotta change and so dat juss apart of growf

 

[jadillac]

Yo, reading thru all this, y'all got me damn near in tears for real.

 

[Funcrusher]

"I've grown as an artist."

"But not just as an artist also as a human being. This album is much more mature than the first one, real personal too. Check out that new first single Club Rocker with David Guetta. Also my new street single Linen Ski Mask Music is out now"

 

[CDoty]

"My new album will be coming out ________."

"My new album is pushed back to ________."

"My new album is pushed back again to ________."