Udonis Haslem Has the Greatest Pension Ever

[MikelArteta]

Udonis Haslem signed a 1 year / $2,905,851 contract with the Miami Heat,

 

[BlackAchilles]

 

[Stuntone]

 

[Stuntone]

 

[KnickstapeCity]

That fakkit gives new meaning to

 

[FAH1223]

 

[Owen Reece]

That nikka look like he died in mid jump

 

[HTXBreh]

20yr 71million total earnings is a WOAT record.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I'm still flabbergasted at how Scalabrine managed to stay in the league as long as he did

Maybe he as there so everyone could boost morale by roasting him

The idea of Scalabrine (a 6'9" forward who can hit the three) sounds a lot better than the reality of Scalabrine.

 

[BlackAchilles]

The idea of Scalabrine (a 6'9" forward who can hit the three) sounds a lot better than the reality of Scalabrine.

I guess his contributions don't show up on the box score

 

[Elim Garak]

20yr 71million total earnings is a WOAT record.

I will take that woat record lol.

 

[MikelArteta]

20yr 71million total earnings is a WOAT record.

Was never a star and literally the last ten years he has done nothing

 

[FAH1223]

20yr 71million total earnings is a WOAT record.

I will take making $2M-$2.5M per year for 20 years. And the last 10 years being mainly about mentoring, practicing, and working out every single day.

Best pension in the world. @thatrapsfan

 

[HTXBreh]

I will take making $2M-$2.5M per year for 20 years. And the last 10 years being mainly about mentoring, practicing, and working out every single day.

Best pension in the world. @thatrapsfan

How seriously you think players like Hassan Whiteside or Tyler Herro take him.

 

[FAH1223]

How seriously you think players like Hassan Whiteside or Tyler Herro take him.

By all accounts, they took him seriously. He's a veteran and has the ear of Spoelstra and Riley.