Unintentionally etherous comments you've seen women make towards men

[Klyk21]

The first girl i was gon fukk told me that i "looked like her dad".....she hated her dad! She told me she fukked 2 guys (train) while i was still trying to get in her pants. I had an opportunity to fukk but it was too awkward....bytch wouldnt even kiss me.

 

[CarltonJunior]

plenty of ether to go around, ill be making multiple posts

One of my best friends (and now that I think about it I might mention her a little too much on the coli) in high school and to this day is a slut (im 2 and a half years out of school now), and always has been. We met because she was fukkin 2 of my nikkas around that summer i met her, but she ended up being cool and we spent a LOT of time together even though she's pretty much known around most of the school to be "that blasian thot". I wasn't tryin to fukk or nothin. this chick is the source of most ether ive experienced in my life

Every month or so we'd end up having a conversation in class about whatever dude she ended up smashin for whatever reason, it was supposed to be some lowkey shyt, but she's shameless so the entire class always finds out. No homo but curiosity got the best of me. She talkin bout some other dude, and i see cam (my homie whos also in the class) with the . I was like

"damn whatever happened to you fukkin cam?"

"fukk that nikka he can't ever keep his shyt up"

in front of the whole class. the ether that poured into cam's soul for the rest of the year

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Hotel room full of crazy twenty somethings. One chick is telling a story about fukcing a guy in the azz with a dildo. Her boyfriend is there but he's a herb cause I danced with the chick all night at the club while he watched. He had his back to her and she started gesturing at him while she told the story. EVERYONE saw her except him.

Sh;t was intentional.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

plenty of ether to go around, ill be making multiple posts

One of my best friends (and now that I think about it I might mention her a little too much on the coli) in high school and to this day is a slut (im 2 and a half years out of school now), and always has been. We met because she was fukkin 2 of my nikkas around that summer i met her, but she ended up being cool and we spent a LOT of time together even though she's pretty much known around most of the school to be "that blasian thot". I wasn't tryin to fukk or nothin. this chick is the source of most ether ive experienced in my life

Every month or so we'd end up having a conversation in class about whatever dude she ended up smashin for whatever reason, it was supposed to be some lowkey shyt, but she's shameless so the entire class always finds out. No homo but curiosity got the best of me. She talkin bout some other dude, and i see cam (my homie whos also in the class) with the . I was like

"damn whatever happened to you fukkin cam?"

"fukk that nikka he can't ever keep his shyt up"

in front of the whole class. the ether that poured into cam's soul for the rest of the year

Was this the same chick that was secretly selling p*ssy in high school or did another poster tell us that?

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

You've been thinking about your friend small dikk for 17 years?!

When something is just so momentous that you can't help but think of funny times in the past. I don't see E but every few years since he lives a few hours away and we were never the closest of friends but when my friends and I get together, we get to talking shyt about our childhood, cracking jokes and if he gets too crazy, we have that one in our back pocket to get on him with. So no, I'm not thinking about him and his size, just the situation and how it led us to know about it, that's all.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

One Halloween at the club Frankenstein on stilts scared these two pawgs into my lap. I held on to them both for a few and start rapping to them. Things are going great. They are roomates who sometimes sleep in the bed together (and share such things with strangers). They hang with a niqqa for a while.

So I got onto some kind of tangent about how prayer really works on the strength of your will blah blah blah. The lead pawg just stares at me and says "I don't come to the club to talk about stuff like that." I could see it in their eyes that I had turned them off.. ETHER.

 

[CarltonJunior]

Was this the same chick that was secretly selling p*ssy in high or did another poster tell us that?

diff poster but i remember that thread and story lol.

 

[Juliano Soprano]

Every month or so we'd end up having a conversation in class about whatever dude she ended up smashin for whatever reason, it was supposed to be some lowkey shyt, but she's shameless so the entire class always finds out.

No hate to you breh beh but this ether is more potent than what she said about your boy. Imagine me having monthly talks about dude's a ho fukked

 

[CarltonJunior]

usually it starts out on some but then she goes on about it anyway so i just be trying to figure out how hoes think on some

i think i can say mostly everything i know about women i learned from her at this point

 

[J.Pinkman]

Every gif in this thread had me DYING

 

[Nintendough]

imagine hearing a woman straight up tell a guy that he isn't the best man that she has been involved with but "he isn't that far behind"

 

[shutterguy]

Oh my 5 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus sleeping in a manger

This thread is too funny, but ill add to the pain.

Had this chick I was cool with and we get to talkin gone day and she was like:

Her: I need a friend!

Me: ILL BE YOUR FRIEND!

Her: Naw you dont have what it takes

Me:

We stopped being "friends" shortly after

I know your soul was just

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Jeez. Jeez.

I remember awhile back this chick I used to fukk with wanted to start telling me about her relationship issues and I'm like hold on, I don't want to hear about this shyt all the time, shut up.

She was like, "Boy stop, you're my friend and you're going to fukking listen to whatever I have to say."

All a nikka could do was and listen. I wasn't shyt brehs.

We fell out recently because I told her a woman could NEVER be nor replace a father in their child's life, you just have to be the best mother you can be. She cursed me out on FB and I just hit her with the and kept it moving.

 

[shutterguy]

Went on an interview for this company with this hot chic behind the receptionist desk - so I'm sitting there and I see her looking and smiling. So I'm giving little slick looks, whatever.
I interview and get the job, so I start seeing this chic everyday at work. Then I get her digits and this bytch is textng me at work on some I wanna kiss you in the elevator and on the stairs etc etc. I'm like "nahh, I don't deal with girls at work"

fast forward 6 months, I'm a little tipsy and I'm in her neck of the woods. So I hit her up - she says sure since her son isn't home.
So, I go over and do the 1 2 thing.
I wake up the next morning and she trying to cook me some breakfast but I make an excuse and leave.

I walk out the duplex and there's broke ass car across the street, out walks some Puerto Rican cat. I hop in my car, piece is under the seat and I sit there for a second.

He walks by the car.

He looks at my car.

He looks at the duplex

He looks at the car

He looks at the duplex

He looks at the car

He looks at the duplex

starts banging on the door

I pull off and I didn't hear from her for about 3 months. I told her, I met yo boyfried - she just laughed.

 

[FatherSimp]

The feels in this whole thread