Unintentionally Funny Rap Lines

[onelastdeath]

The hook on hands up always has me

You know I'm puttin' something on me right before I leave outta the car

We came to party

You go talking tough around me, you gone leave out the club witta scar

We came to party

at these nikkas rolling up in the club looking for trouble, then 50 in the background talking bout they came to party



Add on

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

Listening to cali iz active album now, and I didn't want to open a new thread so I'll just throw this Kurupt line in here, dont know if its necessarily an unintentionally funny line or just hilarious but whatever:

From "Keep It Gangsta":

Rolled up on this nikka like "nikka whattup?"
He said, "Your name ain't Kurupt, nikka your name is Bankrupt"
First thing I did was just smirked and laughed
I looked over at Daz and then we whooped his ass



Dont know why but shyt made me laugh hard af

 

[MillionMills]

Ringer woke me out my sleep, "Bank's, I'm pregnant"
And I'm like "bytch you crazy... like I'm the only one you spread ya legs with"
You know I hit the exit
Just cause ya life a mess, you want my life to mess with?
You discouraged and depressed, I had the jimmy on EXTRA tight
And not every now and then, either
EVERY NIGHT, just in case of petty spite

 

[Dad]

"My homeboy just domed a n*gga" - Jay Rock
Has got to be the most regionally / accidentally sus line
I've heard.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

"It's Mine"

When Prodigy Says "Been Though More Drama Than The Baldwins"

I Always Find It Funny

I Just Imagine A Convo Between Havoc And Prodigy Like



Havoc: Yo P What You Talking Bout With That Baldwin Line?

Prodigy: Them Baldwin Dudes Dun Been Through Mad Drama Son, Fa'Real Fa'Real. From Rehab To Divorces, My Mans Billy And Alec Seen It All Son

 

[Therht]

Jadakiss:

"First two words I ever learn, cock and squeeze"

 

[Pop123]

Jadakiss:

"First two words I ever learn, cock and squeeze"

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

"gap tooth in your mouth so my dikks got to fit" dre dre :saiyandame:

 

[Pazzy]

the hook to this song.

the hook to oochie wally



"he really really really tried to hurt me, hurt me"



"when guns bust off, i bust back. when trucks backfire, i bust back"

 

[BlackMagnus514]

Roc Marciano’s “Whoolers” is hilarious.

He said “in my former life, I might have been a penguin”

 

[Pazzy]

common "the questions"

"now you know your gut is too big to be wearing a shirt like that. so why.... you wanna....go on.....and do that?"

 

[Mike the Executioner]

"But you ain't got the skills to eat a nikka's ass like me"

"All that gang shyt is for DUMB MOTHERfukkERS!"

"Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slipping"

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Roc Marciano’s “Whoolers” is hilarious.

He said “in my former life, I might have been a penguin”

cause hes so icy :homer:
great song :newtonsalute:

 

[Hellmont]

 

[Cave Savage]

"Hearin you out is senseless, perhaps for instance I give this fakkit a French kiss"