Unintentionally Funny Rap Lines

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

"even if we squash the beef i ain't touchn ya hand"

 

[Pop123]

"even if we squash the beef i ain't touchn ya hand"

That's the cat with the koolaid on his lips in pumps

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

“Come here you oven head!” - chef Raekwon

 

[KnickstapeCity]

"even if we squash the beef i ain't touchn ya hand"

 

[Knockout_LR_Freshmart]

“My mother didn’t give me what I want, what the fukk?
Now I got a Glock making motherfukkers duck”

Emo B.I.G.

“I just lost a hundred pounds, I’m trying to live
I ain’t going nowhere
I’m staying alive baby”

Adlibs but I’ll count it

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

 

[SilverSamurai]

"We was stretching white like Richard Simmons" - Benny the Butcher

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Don’t hit me with that positive shyt, I know you lying.

 

[BronxFleeZ]

My shyt gon sell. Your shyt gon flop

Lmao nikka why was I listening to that fukkry the other day

 

[jensyao]

my phone is tapped, and so is my living room (what?) :
we can't hide the money in here
we need a bigger room (haha!)

jeezy's most basic bars become hard as hell with those adlibs like

 

[Reptile]

I dont give a fukk,
Catch me in the hood all blue chucks; gnngbanged the fukk out cuhz

 

[Reptile]

Listening to cali iz active album now, and I didn't want to open a new thread so I'll just throw this Kurupt line in here, dont know if its necessarily an unintentionally funny line or just hilarious but whatever:

From "Keep It Gangsta":

Rolled up on this nikka like "nikka whattup?"
He said, "Your name ain't Kurupt, nikka your name is Bankrupt"
First thing I did was just smirked and laughed
I looked over at Daz and then we whooped his ass



Dont know why but shyt made me laugh hard af

I was JUST listening to this. We really could make a thread on all the comical shyt Kurupt has spit on the decades lol

 

[Pop123]

Fellow old ass nigs started laughing before he even said it because you already know the lyrics, . This bar is repulsive

 

[Erratic415]

Bushwick Bill not knowing the difference between a 6 or 7 footer from his POV

A bunch of Regulate, it’s so ridiculous. Nate just driving around LBC looking for his friends, and the hookers stare at him so hard they crash the car. You’re getting robbed and you start contemplating on how you wish you could just fly away.

“Shut the fukk up bytch
Eat a dikk bytch
Eat a bowl of shyt bytch”- Kurupt

 

[Reptile]

I'm hanging out with hood Wyte
So you know it's party night
Drinkin that vodka and poppin rolls
Hope this nikka don't start a fight