Unintentionally Funny Rap Lines

[Mr. Negative]

First time I listened to "It Was Written"

Violin strings kick in on the intro

Me:

White dude outta nowhere: " YEEEE-HAWWWW!!!!"

Me:

 

[DontEemTry]

"Y'all can keep your weak beats, from your corny producers"

Nas on a weak beat from a corny producer

 

[BK The Great]

I serve Coke Zero, no calories”



“The gun wash and dry who want
their head spun”


“Still raw even when I practice safe sex”

 

[Pool_Shark]

"Aye loc, I represent till the shyt don't stop
fukk them paramedics and them crooked ass cops"

fukk the paramedics

 

[JMD]

"Aye loc, I represent till the shyt don't stop
fukk them paramedics and them crooked ass cops"

fukk the paramedics

who said this?

 

[Pool_Shark]

who said this?

Goldie Loc from Tha Eastsidaz on I Luv It

 

[Pool_Shark]

Just at the gym listening to my Playlist.

Sticky Fingaz on Slam

"I'm a b-boy
Standin in my b-boy stance
Hurry up and give me the microphone before I bust in my pants"

Hes just standing there with a hard on around his boys

 

[BK The Great]

“That's real shyt, my OGs bought bricks and gave pointers to us
Then I joined 'em doin' it, now I'm talkin' white like Joyner Lucas”

https://youtu.be/CJ8KkCsJqws?si=wSoGMKpHBY-j6Otm

 

[FTBS]

The intensity with which Scarface delivers every "fukk" on "Favor for a Favor"

A bunch of shyt from X that was most certainly not meant to be funny. His delivery plus some of the wild shyt he was saying always got me.


Fred from DaBand
"From the dirty nikka we dont know the price of soap,

Ima star look in the sky you need a microscope"

Microscope is not only not a telescope but it basically flips what you tryna say and not one person caught that shyt.

"More than my girl, we was like brothers"

 

[Deadman187]

Bone a bytch in the butt
Make her say WHAT!! WHAT!! - Nore

 

[Pazzy]

This song is underratedly unintentionally hilarious



"And you want me to battle for a rolex that Im gonna take anyway?"

That whole third verse is comedy but I know he was dead serious about what he was saying.

 

[Reptile]

"Aye loc, I represent till the shyt don't stop
fukk them paramedics and them crooked ass cops"

fukk the paramedics

He said the same shyt on another song from the album before “Damn cuz, the spots getting hot. Cant trust the paramedic or the crooked ass cops” Whats his beef with the ambulance?

 

[Dont@Me]

He said the same shyt on another song from the album before “Damn cuz, the spots getting hot. Cant trust the paramedic or the crooked ass cops” Whats his beef with the ambulance?

thiis MF just hate everything in the system

 

[Rekkapryde]

This song is underratedly unintentionally hilarious



"And you want me to battle for a rolex that Im gonna take anyway?"

That whole third verse is comedy but I know he was dead serious about what he was saying.

Love this joint