Until He Develops a Jumper

[qashif]

 

[GoFlipAPack]

In high school, my opponents used to call me "nuetered".


"Aw shyt, they got nuetered guardin' me. Guess I'm droppin' an easy 30 on you"


Took me a while to figure it out, but I realized they were saying I had no D

But neutered means they cut ya balls off. Not your dik?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

But neutered means they cut ya balls off. Not your dik?

I thought dogs went around with a nub

 

[Conscious Pilot]

I thought dogs went around with a nub

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Another dumbass thread saved by @Buckeye Fever's comedy. I'm in tears.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

They madddddd
I've seen asians at college campuses who could beat Ben Simmons in a game of horse

Why would being Asian imply you're a poor shooter?

I've seen Asians at college campuses win three-point competitions.

 

[YoungMoneyCashMoneyBoy]

 

[Sadbrownsfan]

and hits 50 triples in a season, his name will forever be Benamin Simmons bc he has no J

Jokes are hard pretty hard for you, aren’t they buddy?

 

[Lakerman0834]

On September 26 1983, just three weeks after the Soviet military had shot down Korean Airlines flight 007, Stanislav Petrov was the duty officer at the command center for the Oko nuclear early-warning system when the system reported that a missile had been launched from the United States, followed by five more, Petrov judged the reports to be a false alarm, and his decision to disobey orders against Soviet military protocol is credited with having prevented an erroneous retaliatory nuclear strike on the United States and its NATO allies that could have resulted in a large scale nuclear war. After reading this thread I am really fukking disappointed he didn't just follow orders.

 

[Cladyclad]

That’s actually not bad op.

It’s weird AF to see your 7ft center on the receiving end of a pass from your backcourt because they both scared to shoot. Now this big motherfukker feel obligated to shoot the 3 because he open and they too p*ssy

 

[malbaker86]

Another dumbass thread saved by @Buckeye Fever's comedy. I'm in tears.

 

[Kaypain]

In high school, my opponents used to call me "nuetered".


"Aw shyt, they got nuetered guardin' me. Guess I'm droppin' an easy 30 on you"


Took me a while to figure it out, but I realized they were saying I had no D

 

[010101]

nikkas throwing they capes on for bum.simmons¿*

 

[GzUp]

On September 26 1983, just three weeks after the Soviet military had shot down Korean Airlines flight 007, Stanislav Petrov was the duty officer at the command center for the Oko nuclear early-warning system when the system reported that a missile had been launched from the United States, followed by five more, Petrov judged the reports to be a false alarm, and his decision to disobey orders against Soviet military protocol is credited with having prevented an erroneous retaliatory nuclear strike on the United States and its NATO allies that could have resulted in a large scale nuclear war. After reading this thread I am really fukking disappointed he didn't just follow orders.

 

[jerniebert]

The joke was funny when it was used to describe Osh Smith. Its not funny anymore.