UPDATE : I PASSED "Drug test tomorrow.. weed heads get in here!!"

[onthereal]

Your chance of passing is low let's be real. Every body type is different. Some people can piss out THC like its nothing. Others its basically apart of them now.

You should be drinking 1-2 gallons of water a day (not kidding you gotta flush everything out of your body and a few glasses of water ain't gonna do shyt) you also need to avoid fatty foods. Because THC sticks to fat cells very easily. The more fat you carry/eat the harder it is to get rid of.


Either way good luck.

 

[Marco Andretti]

Your chance of passing is low let's be real. Every body type is different. Some people can piss out THC like its nothing. Others its basically apart of them now.

You should be drinking 1-2 gallons of water a day (not kidding you gotta flush everything out of your body and a few glasses of water ain't gonna do shyt) you also need to avoid fatty foods. Because THC sticks to fat cells very easily. The more fat you carry/eat the harder it is to get rid of.


Either way good luck.

It's funny how this post went from ME GIVING ADVICE ..

To yal telling me how to do it..

As if I haven't been doing this for the past 6 years now

I appreciate all the love .

We all gotta stick together in this world.

Team work make the dream work !!

 

[choc_cardigan]

How much

Synthetix5 was 30

Around the same price

 

[Dameon Farrow]

I WISH!!! IT WAS A MOUTH SWAB

lol mouth swabs are for jobs that just know their employees may smoke but do a test just to say they did one. Probably for insurance reasons.

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

Switch to Cocaine breh. It's out your system in 3 days max.

 

[bigrodthe1]

Don't do it breh

shyt will literally have you itching & stratching all day

Hell yeah it will. The synthetix or using someone else piss is the best route. I been doing it for over close to 20 years

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Tips to passing a drug test...



Stop smoking fukking weed...its simple.

 

[StayOffMe]

Start drinking apple cider vinegar in your water now and you will pass tomorrow.


I've done it before...that is smoked on a Wednesday evening and dropped clean on a Friday morning.



You're welcome.

 

[Banned Account12]

Tips to passing a drug test...



Stop smoking fukking weed...its simple.

Shut up fakkit

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Shut up fakkit

I got put on probation and stopped smoking for a year...the shyt was the easiest punishment ever.

have drug problems, brehs.

can't stop your own impulses, brehs.

 

[GSR]

buy some fake urine at the smoke shop. shyt is undefeated...the only thing u gotta worry about is wearing the container/dispenser around your thigh long enough for it to warm up to the appropriate temperature.

sidenote: i would not recommend it for probation drug tests where they literally watch you.

 

[The Emperor]

This is no discrimination towards u molly coke crack heroine heads lol

You're welcome as well..


But for my REAL NINJAS...

I gotta d rug test tomorrow n I stopped smoking Wednesday.

Tips on how to pass ...

1) Certo and Gatorade .. look it up.. quick fix in 2 hours.. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS!

2) if you have more time n can stop smoking a couple days.. azo cranberry tablets.. drink hella water. Take day b4 test (Heavy Smokers need to get the gummies too.. take for a week)

3) my favorite ... Synthetix5 ..

10 secs in microwave .. compression shorts .. u good .!

I'll letchu know what I do tomorrow Cuz I've got all 3 .. and been prepping.

Any questions brehs n brehettes.. I gotcha

I've NEVER used my own urine n I've had 3 jobs that drug test.



I'll post the results of how it all went after i go tomorrow morning

Pray for the kid .

You a c00n of your own self destruction

 

[Marco Andretti]

You a c00n of your own self destruction

OK

 

[GreenGhxst]

I picked up that Quickfix but my dumb ass left it in the car. It said put it in your pocket but ya know, I'm a dumbass. I go to the interview..get it on the spot, then they're like drug test time!

To my GREAT relief it was a swab.
Swab tests are literally garbage as f.
I had smoked that morning and STILL passed

You blessed nikka and how tf you smoke the day of the drug test fam lmao

 

[Marco Andretti]

Switch to Cocaine breh. It's out your system in 3 days max.