I'm all for the black family but um.....
where the fukk is that boy's uncles??
nephew: hey unk i'm glad you made it.

me: yo mama just told me and i rushed over....congrats

nephew: did mama talk to you.

me: about what?

nephew: it's not mine but she's cool and i dig her.

me:

her: hey unk inlaw wanna hold the baby

me: let me get back to you on that.

nephew: this is her 3rd child and she needs somebody

me: she needs birth control

nephew: i was just about to sign the birth certificate.

me: you gotta be the dumbest nikka in captivity.

nephew: that baby is gonna need a father..it takes a village

me: village this dikk.....get cha coat nikka.

her: did you sign the birth certificate.

me: he wont be signing but here is a 100$ for youngin

nephew: i'll call you baby my uncle......um.
her: so youre a boy and not a man....he run yo life?
*snatches my 100$ back from her*