UPDATE: she was absent today, gonna have to wait till tomorrow 🤦🏾. 2nd UPDATE: Tomorrow I'll have to make a new thread as this one is too incoherent

[Brandsdale]

this thread is peak coli

just mad bullying

 

[SheWantTheD]

How old are you OP? Just get shorty number or social media, go on a date and get in them guts.

DO NOT TELL HER YOU LIKE HER.

 

[The God Poster]

Funny this popped up earlier & reminded me of this thread

 

[PharaohAtem]

Whatever you do, DON'T post her ig or any of her socials here

 

[Volt]

Bro, y'all in culinary school.

This shyt is so easy, even Bench Simmons wouldn't miss this layup. Just try to set up a date straight up. Talk about how you've been wanting to try out X food in Y place and if she's down to go with you and roll from there.

You're overthinking it.

 

[moorfeus]

Did the OP ever seal the deal? Did he realize he fumbled out the gate and give up?
Forget it, I see the link to the final update at the bottom.

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Whatever you do, DON'T post her ig or any of her socials here

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

just mad bullying

OP was clearly smitten, and just wanted to share his joy with his coli fam.

Naturally, the thread quickly and predictably devolved into pretty much this

OP idk what u was expecting breh, but u been around long enough to know this was never gone end in cheers and fist bumps.

Tell the truth, it was a slow posting day so u sliced ur own fore arm to make a tribute to the fukkery Gods for the team.