Urkel Samuels: Jaleel says Woman Don't Like You Unless They Dropping COin

[BrentWoodSean38]

Why are you assuming older women got money and younger women are broke? If you worked in corporate America you'd know there's women of all ages making decent money. Last business expo i went to had plenty of fine young women

From experience older women offer to pay. Younger women expect a nikka to pay for it all.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

From experience older women offer to pay. Younger women expect a nikka to pay for it all.

If you read the op, those younger women will pay if they like you. If you ugly.....tough luck

Anyway, money aint everything. A young b might not have the money but she'll definitely show appreciation in other ways.

 

[Doomsday]

Naw, not always. A chick will spend money on a date just so you don't get any ideas about her "owing" you p*ssy.

 

[King Sun]

Never seen a celeb complain about not getting hoes like urkel

 

[Raw Sauce]

Never seen a celeb complain about not getting hoes like urkel

Stefan was only on the show

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Urkel is COOKING and preaching the good word.

If you’ve never had a woman trick on you, I can’t describe the feeling brehs.



It’s like wearing silk pajamas while the wind is blowing and your favorite team is pulling off bullshyt while the refs swallowed their whistles.



My second date with my wife was sitting on newspaper in my apartment I was painting, eating some bullshyt from Jack In The Box.

First date wasn’t much better, but at least it was a dine in type of Italian spot, but definitely nothing fancy.

 

[MadScientist]

whatever just keep in mind that the inverse is not implied
cuz i just be buying drinks and breaking bread for anybody, it don't mean i like you like that.

Be careful out there. Don’t have Coli brehs showing up

 

[Unbothered]

if i knew you were coming i'd've baked a cake

Oh yeah, what kinda cake you would've made for meeeee ?

 

[Brolic]

Never seen a celeb complain about not getting hoes like urkel

He needs more edge

 

[Gloxina]

Why is this newly married man sitting on a podcast talking about dating dynamics?

 

[Vandelay]

Facts. Girls been splurging money on me without any effort since I was a teen. Tall gang benefits I guess.

As short gang, who didn't experience this until my late 20s and 30s... true story.

Stephon spitting. A woman into you, doesn't care where y'all go or what y'all do.

EDIT: I hate that I'm the most gamed up mothafukka, until I actually like the chick...

 

[Gloxina]

Never seen a celeb complain about not getting hoes like urkel

It’s quite fascinating. It’s like the women who sit around on social media complaining about men. Lol

 

[Neuromancer]

My therapist told me this after a girl paid for my meal on a date.

 

[Devilinurear]

whatever just keep in mind that the inverse is not implied
cuz i just be buying drinks and breaking bread for anybody, it don't mean i like you like that.

What kind of bullshyt

You rich?

 

[Commish]

To start...

So ppl gonna keep the type cast jacket on Jaleel White??

He gonna always be Steve Urkel in the eyes of the masses??

Aside from the above, I agree with JW..

Gotta get a woman to invest in you.

If a woman isn't willing to spend anything on you, then she doesn't EFF with you like that..

Small gifts, occasional lunch or dinner isn't much..

Can't do that? But these women get to have expectations? Got me effed up!!

All y'all machismo men can blow your wallet up for the sake of your precious ego.

Not me! Nope!