Urkel Samuels: Jaleel says Woman Don't Like You Unless They Dropping COin

[Gloxina]

Seems like seems they have it figured out

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Just keep on living as my mom used to say. I call this... RICH. 🥰🙌🏽.

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[Fresh Prince of Evil]

I mean yeah. That’s why you should date people who actually like you

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I wouldn’t say she HAS to, more like if she offers to get things that I probably need and don’t think about.

I’ve had women do that before and I’m much more appreciative of that than just “gifts”.


Idk if he’s talking about dates and stuff with someone you are actually in a relationship with or not, because In a relationship, I don’t think that matters. I’m usually paying because she’s usually with me.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

MBJ is basically the real life Stephon now

 

[Shadow]

Never seen a celeb complain about not getting hoes like urkel

He wasn't even complaining though, just talking about reality.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

whatever just keep in mind that the inverse is not implied
cuz i just be buying drinks and breaking bread for anybody, it don't mean i like you like that.

In that case

 

[King Poetic]

He didn’t tell no lie

And him being in the Hollywood limelight, a lot of chicks just assumed he will pay for anything and he will be a lick and he learned his lesson from that

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

A chick just text me yesterday wit a picture of some Jordans taking about someone left some size 12 Jordan’s in her mailbox. I’m like bytch how? And you know I wear a size 12-13. I really think you bought these Jordan’s for me but don’t wanna say so. This like a neighbor 3 doors down. I’m probably not gonna end up hitting her cause she seem crazy as hell.

But the moral of the story is… A bytch text my phone talking bout some Jordan’s then we could never be together. You too swagerless

why does your neighbor know your shoes size?!
and i thought you had a gf anyway

smh.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Sohh yeah I need a couple hunnid until next friday...

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

why does your neighbor know your shoes size?!
and i thought you had a gf anyway

smh.

Thats why im saying she crazy, cause I never told her my shoe size. I’m thinking she probably guessing by looking at my feet and height.

And I got tired of my girl, I just don’t think I’m meant to be in long term relationships. I told her it’s best we part ways. I seen her the other day though, we cool.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Thats why im saying she crazy, cause I never told her my shoe size. I’m thinking she probably guessing by looking at my feet and height.

And I got tired of my girl, I just don’t think I’m meant to be in long term relationships. I told her it’s best we part ways. I seen her the other day though, we cool.

dang sorry to hear that. i thought you was bout to be married and have a baby as much as you were posting about her! i know you keep it playa tho lol

 

[Still Benefited]

A chick just text me yesterday wit a picture of some Jordans taking about someone left some size 12 Jordan’s in her mailbox. I’m like bytch how? And you know I wear a size 12-13. I really think you bought these Jordan’s for me but don’t wanna say so. This like a neighbor 3 doors down. I’m probably not gonna end up hitting her cause she seem crazy as hell.

But the moral of the story is… A bytch text my phone talking bout some Jordan’s then we could never be together. You too swagerless

Just tell her you got robbed for 20 bands. That will usually get them off your zipper immediately

 

[Art Barr]

Why is this newly married man sitting on a podcast talking about dating dynamics?

This.

Why is a nikka who cpuld never act well enough.
to be seen in a different role or light. .from being a goofie.
Giving out advice on women and dating.

Art Barr

 

[bobbiewishbone]

The game is the game.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Just tell her you got robbed for 20 bands. That will usually get them off your zipper immediately

Why are you as a grown man, hanging like a bytch from another man’s nuts? Answer me