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I just saw a thread on horoscopes and I remembered I just gathered a 3rd addition to ya boy's roster. #PapisAngels:jawalrus:


Been talking to this girl since Friday & I asked if she beleived in horosocopes she said yes (like most women). I asked her whats her sign she said Leo...I googled whats the MOST compatible sign (Aries) and told her I was that. She googled our compatibility & was like:dwillhuh:, "it was meant to be!". bytches legitimately beleive this shyt. Now I got her eating out of my hand on some "wow no wonder we get along!", "ur so hard to read sometimes".

Horoscopes are fun to read and interesting but I think there too vague and only naeve/impressionable people beleive in them (women & fakkits). Funny thing is most people in real life who know me beleive Im a Leo or Aries but Im really a Cancer:mjlol:

Next time yall first start talking to a girl, just ask her for her horoscope, and figure out which one is the MOST compatible. U dont have to beleive it just use it to ya advantage. Some of these chicks are so impressionable they'll convince themselves that this was fate:mjlol:

Lil tip uh the day:jawalrus:
 

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Worked:yeshrug: shes already invested. Now its time to:eat:
as a person that actually studies astrology (not that I'm subscribed, I'm just curious about all different sorts of topics) I've actually done this before too hahaha. Not saying astrology is accurate but if you get more deep into the nuances of the study shyt gets actually kind of weird lol
 

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You dastardly fiend :picard:
 

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Bruh :mjlol: wrong forum to talk about females or pulling females :snoop:
.. get ready to have the thread bombarded by all the resident no p*ssy getters telling you how wrong stupid lame wack corny you are :dead:
 

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Bruh :mjlol: wrong forum to talk about females or pulling females :snoop:
.. get ready to have the thread bombarded by all the resident no p*ssy getters telling you how wrong stupid lame wack corny you are :dead:

Damn just quote me breh hahaha
 

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Bruh :mjlol: wrong forum to talk about females or pulling females :snoop:
.. get ready to have the thread bombarded by all the resident no p*ssy getters telling you how wrong stupid lame wack corny you are :dead:


Im just tryna help dudes out wit a lil tip:yeshrug:


U right tho ima stop . Showed one breh how I had an app called Sideline which is basically a second number I used to text girls and how when its all said and done if she wants to track u down she cant. Excellent for sidepeices.


Corny fakkit snitched on me:snoop: but she still ended up fukking wit me and dissing him:bryan:
 
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