VOTING POLL: SMASH OR PASS? (Tagged #PhatBootyMixedThot Gamer Gurl Edition)

Would You SMASH Or PASS Brehs?


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KENNY DA COOKER

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Yo is that a microwave in her room?


Also notice this BYATCH AIN'T GOT NO DRESSERS or REAL FURNITURE..she keeps her shyt in a CLOTHES BIN and CRATES

:dead:

that seems to be the trend these days for hoes....no furniture ....just clothes every damn where....

reminds me of my ex.....she couldn't find the remote to her tv for 3 fukking months till she had to get her carpet cleaned and unearthed it under a mountain of yoga stretch pants and bras
 

KENNY DA COOKER

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Y'all gotta stop mixing up crazy and bipolar.


thier is NO DIFFERENCE breh.............

one is MEDICALLY DIAGONSED (bipolar) and the other (crazy) isn't...

kinda like the difference between a pharmacist and a dope dealer...one is LICESNCED and one ISN'T to sell dope :manny:

i meet bipolar and crazy byatches all the time...

the Bipolar byatches usually are on Prozac while the Crazy byatches just medicate themselves with quarter oz of Loud weed and Ciroc likka

that's why i keep bottles on deck at the crib...cause i can't provide a prescription for Prozac :lolbron:
 

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:krs: oh you were almost a victim of the ole "ABORTION MONEY" scam....

i was too!!!!!!!!!!!......salutes to you for peeping game!!

breh that's the oldest trick in the book...happened to me twice!!!...by two different byatches...

but yeah them 35 and up women are the NUTTIEST ....

people love to shyt on the YOUNG THOTS....but in reality the YOUNG THOTS got that way because of these OLD HOES from the 90's whom are bitter cause they AIN'T EATING OFF THAT CHILD SUPPORT MONEY any more and GOOD JOBS is hard to come by as well...

also the 35 to 40 something year old byatches are ALWAYS BITTER because now they are forced to deal with and fukk guys whom they WOULD HAVE CURVED BACK in thier prime.....

real talk..i seen pictures of this byatch when she was in high school and college she was BADDER THAN A MUFFUKA ain't no way in hell she was gonna give me a chance.... :whew: she still fine as fukk :whoo:

but 20 years later...2 kids ....with school debt up to your neck and your looks starting to catch up with ya....

you ain't the HOT GIRL no moe :sas2:


so she is in a comprimising position now....fukking guys like myself she would have called lame or broke back in the days cause she was too busy fukking with ballers and dopeboys and big legal money guys....

so she like most of these hoes is fukked up :manny:

and to tell ya the truth ...ain't nobody really trying to BUY PUZZY FROM A 40 YEAR OLD byatch i don't care how fine she is :ufdup:

so as a result she suffers from the 3 b's BITTER..BROKE and BIPOLAR!!!!

the one i hit last nite was 41...she is upset cause she thought her PUZZY would be good enough for me to leave my cozy home and move 40 miles away into her spot that she is STRUGGLING to pay for .....with two boys she is raising as a Single Mother who can't even pay her Cricket Phone bill

and salty cause i just got off a cruise ship last weekend played big money at the casino in the bahamas cause i had my bonus and all i had for her last nite was some hard dikk and some new amsterdamn vodka ......... yeah i ain't shyt ...cause i know you ain't shyt byatch!:pachaha:

she got me fukked up.... one time we met up for some wings and dranks during my lunchbreak at some local sports bar...as we leaving she tries to pull me into the nearby jewelry store so she can show me the ENGAGEMENT RING she would like me to GET FOR HER


:bryan:

BYATCH PLEASE.....if the previous 4 dudes wasn't trying to WIFE your azz...what makes you think i am...

She just spazzed out on me last nite cause she realizes that she will be a SIDEPIECE FOR ETERNITY :ufdup:

And that status of being MARRIED is about as far off in fantasy land as a coli rapper snatching up a DRAKE FEATURE :birdman:
They're crazy as hell. I hit one last weekend that was 29. Crazy as hell. Kept talking about piru gangs in Los Angeles (she's white) and all kinds of weirdo gang shyt. Said some shyt like "you know after sex I consider myself in a relationship with that person :mjgrin:." I just ignored her. fukked up part was she lived with her baby daddy and he was on vacation in Cali (I'm in Oregon). Felt bad I was fukking his baby momma all over their living room but oh well :yeshrug:. She had the nerve to swear she wasn't in a relationship with the nikka tho :childplease:
 

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They are the same thing, one many it's ",I love you" and literally in the next breath, "I wanna kill myself and everyone around me, ha ha just kidding....not really"...

Looks like she would have hygiene issues, like a fishy aroma or something... I know...

They are not the same thing. Just because somebody is bipolar is doesn't mean they are 'crazy'.

But whatever I ain't trying to derail the thread.
 

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They're crazy as hell. I hit one last weekend that was 29. Crazy as hell. Kept talking about piru gangs in Los Angeles (she's white) and all kinds of weirdo gang shyt. Said some shyt like "you know after sex I consider myself in a relationship with that person :mjgrin:." I just ignored her. fukked up part was she lived with her baby daddy and he was on vacation in Cali (I'm in Oregon). Felt bad I was fukking his baby momma all over their living room but oh well :yeshrug:. She had the nerve to swear she wasn't in a relationship with the nikka tho :childplease:

:dwillhuh: breh if you hadn't said she was WHITE...i swear to god i thought we was fukking the same Byatch

one of my first tagged byatches was on that Piru shyt as well..she was in her 20s too.........

she had got a fukking tattoo that said DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR on her forearm....:mjlol:

And started talking about her set everytime i asked her when we got together why she always wearing so much DAMN RED?!?!

she responded at a hotel we was at one time ..."blood in blood out"....i just laughed cause i didn't take her seriously :mjgrin:

but i'll be damn two weeks later ..this bish done caught a charge for beating a pregnant girl half to death at a homecoming game after party at the HBCU nearby ...and she wasn't even a fukking student.... :mindblown:

mane...the judge gave that bish an Attempted Murder charge :picard:

ole girl was really trying to live dat life :skip:

but fortunatly for her...

but because it was her first charge and she came from a good home and her mom was a well respected and well known business woman with political ties in the city...she got only 6 months incarceration and a year probation...

mane.....i was missing that puzzy so bad while she was gone ..... she was hands down the BEST SEX PARTNER I EVER HAD :sadcam:

i rode for that byatch while she was locked down ....i made visits to her...paid on her commisary ....gave her "blood homies" updates on her status

i even contemplated printing up FREE BIANCA t shirts while she was locked down.... :mjcry:


she finally came home and i still held it down for her..since she couldn't find a job i helped her with payments on her probation.....

then she decided she wanted to BETTER HERSELF and became a HOTEP :martin:

damn you Dr. Umar :pacspit:

i haven't touched that puzzy since :snoop:
 

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OP @JudgeJoeGorilla THAT BYATCH DOES NOT HAVE A FAT BOOTY!!! :ufdup:

i just got thru looking again at that pic of her in them STAR WARS panties and i expected that azz to be popping out like the BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

but it ain't hitting on shyt :camby:

that hoe built like an EWOK.......

id still smash tho....gamer puzzy sounds intriguing...i'd nitendo that hoe :drool:
 

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OP @JudgeJoeGorilla THAT BYATCH DOES NOT HAVE A FAT BOOTY!!! :ufdup:

i just got thru looking again at that pic of her in them STAR WARS panties and i expected that azz to be popping out like the BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

but it ain't hitting on shyt :camby:

that hoe built like an EWOK.......

id still smash tho....gamer puzzy sounds intriguing...i'd nitendo that hoe :drool:
:lolbron: she got a poke-a doe.
 

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:dwillhuh: breh if you hadn't said she was WHITE...i swear to god i thought we was fukking the same Byatch

one of my first tagged byatches was on that Piru shyt as well..she was in her 20s too.........

she had got a fukking tattoo that said DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR on her forearm....:mjlol:

And started talking about her set everytime i asked her when we got together why she always wearing so much DAMN RED?!?!

she responded at a hotel we was at one time ..."blood in blood out"....i just laughed cause i didn't take her seriously :mjgrin:

but i'll be damn two weeks later ..this bish done caught a charge for beating a pregnant girl half to death at a homecoming game after party at the HBCU nearby ...and she wasn't even a fukking student.... :mindblown:

mane...the judge gave that bish an Attempted Murder charge :picard:

ole girl was really trying to live dat life :skip:

but fortunatly for her...

but because it was her first charge and she came from a good home and her mom was a well respected and well known business woman with political ties in the city...she got only 6 months incarceration and a year probation...

mane.....i was missing that puzzy so bad while she was gone ..... she was hands down the BEST SEX PARTNER I EVER HAD :sadcam:

i rode for that byatch while she was locked down ....i made visits to her...paid on her commisary ....gave her "blood homies" updates on her status

i even contemplated printing up FREE BIANCA t shirts while she was locked down.... :mjcry:


she finally came home and i still held it down for her..since she couldn't find a job i helped her with payments on her probation.....

then she decided she wanted to BETTER HERSELF and became a HOTEP :martin:

damn you Dr. Umar :pacspit:

i haven't touched that puzzy since :snoop:
Piru :hula:hotep.
 
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