Wait!! Fat bytches to good for Cheesecake Factory?

[Morethan1]

'bout to be some lonely, bitter hoes fifteen years out, I'll tell you what. Swirlers even! Hmph!
Y'see abstinence is a lifestyle of peace, perpetual happiness and self-fulfillment.

They already exist, I fukk few of them every few weeks

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Man this shyt has to be fake. I swear the large hadron collier merged us into another universe.

keep the staged bullsh*t off this site

Hope its fake but if real this bytch would be walking home or calling for an Uber

I'm calling fake as hell. Ain't no damn way this bytch that bougie to skip off on some Cheesecake Factory . I had chicks that were grateful for me making a tuna fish sandwich and some chips at the food court.


Whoooo boy, I understand why some of you brehs trying to hit up a different time zone outside of the 4 hours because yeesh

I think it’s fake..

Anyway there’s Ferraris, porches, and other nice cars parked outside my Cheeecake Factory. You’re not too good for it my sista

i truly believed it was fake

until the guy came around the corner and wasn't black that's when i realized it was raw, uncut clout chasing. any pro content manufacturer would've NEVER missed to opportunity to capitalize on bm vs bw clicks

Staged nonesense

Why do black people constantly make these skits.

Dude looks like a beta male, this looks real

 

[Morethan1]

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Sheeeitt, I’ve gotten plenty of ass taking girls to Cheesecake Factory.





But they weren’t fat.

 

[FreshFromATL]

keep the staged bullsh*t off this site

 

[Peter Popoff]

Fake!

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Is this supposed to mean Cheesecake Factory is low budget?

That's crazy. Or I'm broke.

It's not low budget.......... like a dollar menu grab bag but it's definitely not a flex.

Which is fine, since flexing isn't necessary for a good time.

She's definitely doing too much,regardless.

He looks like an Uber driver who got roped into a skit.

 

[JoelB]

These girls making they own reality tv shows I see....Im laughing how it went from "Im too good for Cheesecake Factory " to " I can compromise...are you sure?"

ducktales or not, I got a chuckle out of it

 

[Geek Nasty]

If I get my car up to 88 can I go back to ’99?

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

That big bytch know she want some cheesecake.

 

[Amo Husserl]

They already exist, I fukk few of them every few weeks

You're selling yourself short.

 

[Mike Nasty]

He waited an hour for her to come outside

That's more unbelievable than the rest of the skit.

 

[NobodyReally]

I think this one is real. He looked genuinely shocked she was filming, and then she looked surprised and was copping pleas when he said he was taking her own. You could tell she was trying to save face. Plus the original video is unavailable now, cause she's embarassed.

 

[The Pledge]

I choose to believe women like this represent an extremely small subset in the dating pool

There’s just no way prayers up to you single brehs.

Goddamn

 

[KGlock]

This shyt likelly Ducktales and fabricated but this vid has me rolling.