"Wait til your father gets home" :merchant:

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Truth be told moms was way worse than pops when it came to the whoopings.

Moms would be questioning you and giving you the beats at the same damn time.
 

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I got whipped a plethora of times during the younger days. But this one time I still remember vividly. I was at church, and I decided to sit in the back, outside the doors and shyt. I took of my coat,vest,tie and shoes like :ahh: Was in the back vibin'. My dad saw me, looked away, looked back again and told one of the ushers to tell me to get inside. Long story my dad came home because my mom and I didn't go to second service. He whipped me like a fukking slave breh. Like he wasn't even hitting my butt, he tearing my back up. I threw up and shyt, my mom said let me be. He was like "NOOOO that boy gonna learn! That boy gonna learn!" He continue to beat me for like 15 more minutes. I still have heart-attacks going to church.
 

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I used to try to save myself by doing extra chores, gettin my mom a glass of ice water, reminding her that Oprah was about to come on, etc. She'd be all like "oh, thanks Piff. You did a good job." I was all :whew:

then my dad would get home and moms would be like "guess what your son did! fukked up my whole day, couldn't even make you any food."
:to:
 

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funny thing is I used to get shook when moms said that, but at the same time, my mom was more strict than my dad, so I knew he'd just be chill about whatever it was I was in trouble for. It takes alot to piss that man off and once u push him to that point then u have a reason to be afraid.
 

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I used to try to save myself by doing extra chores, gettin my mom a glass of ice water, reminding her that Oprah was about to come on, etc. She'd be all like "oh, thanks Piff. You did a good job." I was all :whew:

then my dad would get home and moms would be like "guess what your son did! fukked up my whole day, couldn't even make you any food."
:to:

Guarenteed ass whoopin

Your moms was cold blooded :wow:
 

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My mom was definitely more hardbody than my dad. I could pretty much get out of most shyt with my dad, unless I fukked up at school or fukked up his dinner lmao. My mom...no dice. She used to egg my dad into whoopin my ass, shyt was uncalled for. I love my moms but come on yo

dad: can I just rest...
mom: I guess sleeping is more important than discipline?
dad: I just got home, gonna take a nap...
mom: ask your son what he did today
dad: Piff what did you do...
me: ....I made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich :sadcam:
dad: ohh yea, thanks Piff!
mom: ...
dad: good to see someone taking care of me *laughs*
mom: ...
me: no problem dad!
mom: ...ya boy forgot to put the steaks in the freezer and they spoiled!
me: what the, no I didn't
dad: aw hell nah *whips out the belt*
:sadbron:
 

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There's something about knowing a 1972 asswhoppin is coming that seems to take away the excitement of anything good that happens to you during the day.
 

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part of my post from the :hamster:

.............your mom picks you up that evening and is just talking to you like normal in the car...then about halfway home shes says, "I got a call from your teacher today..."...then you get that ultimate hot flash feeling come over you....and all you can respond with is, "huh?" So then she tells you everything the teacher told her, and you sitting there saying, "mama, that's not evne what happened....this other person was talking to me, so I was just tellin' him..."

So then you almost cryin by the time you get in, and ask, "you ain't gon' tell daddy are you?":to: Now, I don't know why I used to ask that, because no matter how small it was, she would always tell him. Then she says, "I don't know yet...."

So you go in, thinking you're gonna punish yourself and maybe she won't tell him. So you sitting there on the sofa, with the TV off, you're stomach is turning knots, and you're looking at the VCR clock because you know you're father is gonna be home any minute, but you're hoping that maybe he stopped off at the store or is getting off late tonight. Meanwhile, you're mom is in the bedroom watching her recorded episode of "All My Children", it's so quiet in the house and you're so nervous, you can hear every word. You walk in there and try to make small talk, like, "M-m-mama, a-ain't that the character that died last week?" So you go back to the sofa, sit down and a few mins later, you faintly, but loudly hear some keys butting up against the door lock, then your hear them go into the lock and the door opens. Now you know you're mom is gonna tell, but you're holding out hope that she won't. You're father has to know something is wrong, because you're sitting there on the sofa with no TV on.

So he goes into the bedroom, you're listening to hear whats going on, and then you quietly hear, "(your name)'s teacher called me at work today...."

Then after that, you know in a matter of minutes it's all over with for you, you're father get's the belt and commences to go to work on you.
 
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Gettin ya ass beat until ya food cools and then bein told to eat those cold vegetables:wow:

Awww shyt pops forcing me to eat some cold ass corn while im :sadbron: eating one at a time til he decides an ass whopping is gon make me eat faster :damn:


:to: the memories flooding my mind

:snoop: at my mom letting my pops do wrestling moves on me and shyt with no regard for my safety. Yall nikkas is lucky yall got whipped with belts. Pops was throwing slaps and punches. A nikka use to bruise easily as a youngin. I dont bruise no more :damn: :to:
 

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I tried to act crazy once like I would see my white friends do. I got a crazy bad grade in a class once and when my mom asked about it I was like "fukk it" :childplease:. She whooped the shyt out of me. I thought it was done and was laying in the bed later on. Then I hear my dad come home and I swear he walked in looking at me like :heh:
 

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I don't think there are a lot of black kids who went through this particular thing

Moms usually had that shyt handled herself

My moms would handle me herself, but occasionally she would have to call in the big guns... She could beat me like a runaway slave though... But when pops got a hold of a nikka... :wow:

I used to try to act like I was sleep.

that shyt NEVER worked

Old boy still come in the room with the belt like :shaq: wake the fukk up

That reminds me of this one time I had messed up in school. My pops usually didn't get home from work till like 8:00, but this one time I guess he caught traffic coming back from Jersey, so he ain't get home till like 9:30. It was my bedtime, so I had to go to bed. I went to sleep like :lolbron: thinking I had dodged a big bullet; pops usually had to leave for work at like 6:00 AM. I woke up to a beating... Moms tearing up my upper half, pops putting in work on my lower extremities.... As I became fully conscious of what was going on, I clearly remember my pops telling my moms, "shut the door so the nikka can't get out if he runs....."

You ever get a beating and just sit there staring like

that was just asking for trouble. Thats when the extention chords and clothes hangers came out

As I got older, I tried this... It was funny cause my pops' beatings was usually like *WHAP* :bryan: "SHUT UP!" *WHAP* :bryan: "I SAID SHUT UP!" And I would be thinking "nikka, stop beating me, and I'll gladly shut up"... But as I got older, he'd get the belt, come at me, give me a shot, and I'd be like :shaq2: then he'd look at me like :ufdup: then double up on it. I'd still try to be like :shaq2: but that lower lip would be quivering... Pops would put the beating down harder and harder till I was screamin, then he'd be like :shaq:
 
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