"Wait til your father gets home" :merchant:

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I got tired of getting beat when I was a kid, so a nikka had to smarten up if I wanted to survive in the game.

Thought I was slick and had like 7 layers of clothes on :youngsabo:

Pops got home, saw all that shyt I had on and was like :childplease::russ::ufdup::steviej: nikka take off everything cept them draws.
 

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My pops, while he had the capacity to beat me like a slave, didn't do it too often, in retrospect. He only came in with the beats when I had really gotten out of line. He did more talking to me than anything. If I screwed up in school, he would sit me down at the kitchen table and talk to me about the importance, as a young black kid, of getting my education and doing right, how I already had two strikes against me... We would be sitting there for what seemed like eternity, but he was lacing me with game that would stick with me for life. Even now, with my sons, I do more talking than beating. My wife handles the misdemeanor beatings, I come in when a felony is committed.

My pops would play mind games with a nikka, though. I remember distinctly this one time, a 12 year old nikka had a little money in his pocket, and I had bought myself this container of Haagen Dazs chocolate ice cream. So I went to the kitchen, and took it out the freezer. You know when you lift up something expecting it to be full, but it's actually empty? That's what it was like when I took out that ice cream. Now, in the projects, we had these little kitchens, and pops would be sitting at the table looking at the TV/reading the paper, and the fridge was right behind him. So I stood there looking in the cup like :what:... The cup had like maybe two spoonfuls left in there. I knew my pops had to have eaten it, my moms didn't eat ice cream. Without even turning to look at me from the TV, pops was like "You got the freezer open?" "Yeah..." "Oh yeah, I ate some of your ice cream :shaq:..." I'm like :mindblown:, and I'm thinking to myself, "some?!? this nikka ate the whole thing!" Like he was reading my mind, he was like "I left you some in there, though" :wtf:... Course, I couldn't come sideways at my pops, so I had to be easy... I stood there looking in the cup like :to: and my pops tells me "you gonna eat it now?" :troll: So I'm like :comeon: "nah, I'm good".... Then my pops was like "if you aint gonna eat it, I'll eat the rest :ehh:" Again I'm like :mindblown: I'm thinking I'd have been better off if he'd just ate the whole thing. The whole time, the nikka did not turn around once to address me, just kept watching TV/looking at the paper... So I just put it back and took my L and kept pushing... Funny thing was, it wasn't till many years later, when I had this isolated incident come up in my mind, that I got what he was doing. I was sitting at my kitchen table laughing thinking about how just now I was peeping game on what he did to me.
 

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:russ: at all these stories

Like others have said...my dad wasn't the problem, it was my mom. My dad has never laid a hand on me, and I've done some fukked up shyt too but
I've always been a daddy's girl plus the baby of the family. The foul part, is that my mom would try and get him to hit me for some shyt, and then get frustrated when he didn't.

When my mom tried to hit me with that "Wait til your father gets home" I used to look at her like :childplease: I used to sit close to the door so that once he got home, I could get to him before she could and straight butter him up.

*dad walks in*
Me:*runs and jumps into daddy's arms* Daddy!!!!! I'm so happy you're home!!! :hug: How was your day? I missed you so much!!! *look back to my mom like:youngsabo:
Mom: You know what Sansprix did today?
Me: Daddy I didn't mean to do it
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Dad: :to:
Mom: Don't buy into that. :stopitslime: You gonna handle that?
Dad: Don't do that again okay baby? :wow:
Me: :krs: Okay daddy! *looks back at mom* :heh:
 

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Now my mom didn't play. I used to have a real slick mouth and we'd be out shopping and I'd start sayin some crazy shyt, talking back and what not and my mother would twirl my long hair into her fist and pull me close like *whispers in my ear* "Keep on talking and I'ma slap the shyt outta u in front of everyone" me: :merchant: One day I didn't listen and kept poppin off..she was like "Wait, til we get home" I totally forgot about it, not even thinking about what I did. As soon as we got home, I walk in like nothing completely oblivious to my mom's earlier threat.....the door wasn't even closed a second, bags were dropped on the floor and *wap* Don't *wap* EVER *wap* disrespect *wap* me *wap* AGAIN!!!! Me: :sadbron::wow:
 

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My pops used to do some psycological shyt too. After he'd beat me, I'd be laying in bed, room dark as fukk, face salty as fukk from dry tears and this nikka would constantly stomp to my room, swing the door open to make sure I was still in bed. That noise of the door swinging open still haunts me to this day. He'd swing that bytch open, I'd turn and look at him like :hamster:

and he just staring at me like:

":birdman: dont fukking look at me"

me: :to: *goes back under the covers"
 

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This a real ass thread. What you nikkas know about West Indian parents though? My mom truth be told never had to hit me, maybe ONCE. It was my granny and pops that would put in that work. Them two was really bout that life. It was like 5 of

us in a Brooklyn apartment too so there was nowhere to hide. My school used to call home and the whole MTA trip home im contemplating just runnign away. Open the door and she waiting for me like :birdman::ufdup: Agile ass lady too. Then my

dad would come home and be excited as fukk! "Oh shyt we handin out ass woopings? *tags in*" :to: They was like the Dudley Boys of this discipline shyt mang.
 

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Mine was worse. My gma raised me but my pops was very present and lived like 4 miles away.

Whenever ish got rough grandma was like :ufdup:

Then pops would show up and give me that 45 minute lecture :beli:

Followed by an arse kicking :to:

Followed by a summary lecture :beli:
 

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My pops used to do some psycological shyt too. After he'd beat me, I'd be laying in bed, room dark as fukk, face salty as fukk from dry tears and this nikka would constantly stomp to my room, swing the door open to make sure I was still in bed. That noise of the door swinging open still haunts me to this day. He'd swing that bytch open, I'd turn and look at him like :hamster:

and he just staring at me like:

":birdman: dont fukking look at me"

me: :to: *goes back under the covers"

:russ:
 

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Some of these stories are classic:pachaha:

I remember many a time getting the beating of my life..The first I can recollect I wasn't but 7 years old. I'm watching tv and my sisters come out of nowhere just bothering me :rudy: So I snapped, I said leave me alone ya...ya bytches!

them: :ooh: ooooooooo we tellllllin!

No lie, the min they get downstairs and tell my mom my pops pulls up from work :wow: All I could do was go to my room and wait for the impending ass whupping


On another occasion in my middle school years, I was grounded for some time and wasnt supposed to go outside. So one day my parents went shopping so I dipped across the street for some driveway basketball with all the kids on the street. I'm laughing having myself a good ol time, then that Black truck turns the corner and everyone looks at me like :ufdup: My folks didnt say nothing, my dad just did this nod with his head mentioning to come home and it was a wrap


The WORST thing you can do when being interrogated in my house was say "I dont know" My dad did not play that shyt. I be trying to rationalize my demonic behavior and can only come up with "I..... I dont now I aint gon do it no more :sadcam:"

I used to go upstairs from them ass whuppings, all my sisters sticking their heads through the rails at the top of the steps. One by one on my walk of shame I see their faces and its

:lolbron:


:myman:


:umad:


and one who has some sympathy like :damn:
 

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:wow: thread is too real brehs, my dad would hand out the beats and would make me go outside with him and pick out small branches from a tree that he would cut off with his knife...sit there whittling the branch looking like :birdman:

I'm still :to: of that man but I have an insane amount of respect for him, I didn't turn out that bad :yeshrug:
 

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Anybody ever had your parent spying on you before they whooped that ass though? I was playing Dr. Mario on a black & white TV (fkking impossible if you ever tried, all the goddamn pills look the same color :sadbron:)......and I borrowed my older brothers Geto Boys tape and was playing that sh!t in my Teddy Ruxpin (:unsure:)........my dad was spying on me as I rapped along LOUDLY....

"if it's goin' down lets get this sh!t OVER with!.......here they come just like I figured.......I got hand on the muthaf**in trigger"

Dad: :shaq:

:dead:
 

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Funny thing I noticed about the post on this thread, most people never say Wat they did to get said ass whipping but they sure do remember the details.
 

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I think the funniest shyt is when he finishes whoppin your ass and then you have to walk by him one last time knowing he gonna get one last hit on you so you try to do that little speed walk past him and he still ends up getting that last hit on you :snoop:
 

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although my mom handed out the ass whoopins my dad was still a scarier figure because like me he had that "I dont get mad but when I do watch out :birdman: personality"

Also he would get creative with punishments and make you feel like you are disappointing :noah: Only one time I remember my dad hitting someone was actually two times my bad. One time when my bro sneaked out the house to go to soccer practice (my dad is a school first kinda guy). Brother came in late and dad was standing at the top of the staircase like :ufdup:. Slapped taste out his mouth with one motion. Then my other brother got slapped fiercely years later :ehh:

I remember this one time my mom went to the grocery store and bought a gang of fruitopia and nestea boxes on sale. She came through and found that all them jawns in the garage was damn near finished and vexed :dwillhuh:

My main floor was kinda like a circle around a staircase back then so she had been chasing all three of us in circles. Woman got strategic and started setting up barracades with suitcases that were in the vicinity and shyt. I was hurdling them shyts :damn:
 
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