Years ago I wokred at UPS...on the first day of initiation there had to be like 30 people...I had just moved to Dallas...didn't get as much for the "work" I moved down here with that I thought I would...was basically starving...I was thinking...damn how the hell am I going to compete with 30 people...man i am a computer geek...initiation was a week and Friday I was nervous as a mug...

Then Friday they were like "So who wants to show up on Monday"...I was like

...didn't know how shytty it was though...I worked there for maybe 8 months and when I left there was only 1 left out of the original 30 of us who started during that time...crazy dust head white dude...
I remember I interviewed at this place for a sys admin position...I start doing some research and find it is a debt collections place...I was like

...I get there and they got 3 IT people...one of them...the lead guy...a contractor...they interviewed me in a room with the door open...so in the background I hear stuff like "You want us to take your car Trishelle! That is what will happen if you don't start payments on this loan!" and "Okay Daniel do you want to pay us or do you want me to have the police come and kick you out of your house by 4 o clock today" I was like

...These cats were using free everything...bootleg copies of Windows XP for the regular desktop...bootleg copy of Windows 2000 for the server stuff...the free esxi for virtualization...and you connected to each one of them shyts individiauly with the vsphere client... no HA or DRS or anything...they were not doing any backups of anything at all...

...they had no vpn at all...when we had the bad snow storm i think two years ago they almost went out of business so no one could go to work...

...the IT budget for the entire year was like 500 dollars...
At the current position I have...I got it internally and I really didn't interview for it...the guy at the time got moved up to CIO and he asked me if I wanted the job...i was like yeah sure...I was waiting for the interview...dude randomly sent an email out saying "congrats on duckbutta being the new manager of...i was like

" When I asked him about it later...and this is a white guy...he said..."I kind of felt like I had to give it to you since I always see the senior engineers asking you questions...I felt that if you didn't get it you would feel a kinda way about it (aka sue for discrimination )...man i had never once ever even considered applying for this job...and really didn't know anything about it and only said yeah on some "yeah whatever dude i am busy so just let me say yes to your question so i can keep it moving"
Kind of not related but this was funny...a few years ago i was wanting to get a part time job at circuit city...i used to kick it with some people who worked at one close to where i stayed...and this little asian chick swore up and down she could get me weekend work over there...so i go up there one day...ask about part time jobs...and just randomly the manager was around and he was like "nah we don't have any open right now"...I was like...you got a sign outside that says you are hiring

...dude said "man we going out of business corporate made is put that up...i am about to let go of some people right now..." Then he turned around and said "Hey Robert, Chris, John, come here let me talk to you guys

" and fired them right on the spot...all 4 of us walked out the store together...few months later circuit city went bankrupt and that whole store just went poof...